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Kyoto Agreement to “save lives” says TV’s Tommy Walsh

by Chris Laverty

Top television gardener and all round decent heterosexual Tommy Walsh has come out in defence of the controversial Kyoto agreement. Top television gardener and all round decent heterosexual Tommy Walsh has come out in defence of the controversial Kyoto agreement.

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BITCHFEST ALERT: Britney Attempts To Savages Paris’ Dog With Lame Slur

by 586 MEDIA

Uh oh, BITCHFEST ALERT. Shitney Queers seems to think that her dog is better than the one owned by Paris Hilton. As far as hecklerspray is concerned, a dog needs to be able to retain at least some dignity for it to be a dog, much less run after cats and fetch sticks. No decent, [...]

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The case for the defence? Um, Uri Gellar?

by Stuart Heritage

Hollow-faced loon Michael Jackson is by far the best value entertainer in the entire universe. It’s been decades since anyone has been able to legitimately tell Michael Jackson jokes. Why? Well, try and comically exaggerate anything about him that he hasn’t been able to better himself in real life. Go on, try it… Hollow-faced loon [...]

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Vomit Along For Valentines

by C J Davies

Ah. It’s the most wonderful time of the year again. The time when arse-brained hormone-slaves dredge out their unwarranted sentiment and spew it across the media like a big heart-shaped pus discharge. Example: Channel Four’s 100 Greatest Tearjerkers. A Christ-numbingly bad compilation which just goes to show that the British Viewing Public has all the [...]

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SAY WHAT? – Crazy quotes from the world of celeb

by 586 MEDIA

"Can I have a coffee, black with two sugars" Whatever you say, Rupert Everett!! MORE CRAZY QUOTES… "Can I have a coffee, black with two sugars" Whatever you say, Rupert Everett!! MORE CRAZY QUOTES…

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SPOTTED! with ALAN ALDA

by 586 MEDIA

hecklerspray’s favourite celebs not seen, not doing stuff, not hosted by Hawkeye… hecklerspray’s favourite celebs not seen, not doing stuff, not hosted by Hawkeye…

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Simon Says “Step up Security”

by 586 MEDIA

Simon Cowell the pop perpetrator behind horrible acts like Gareth Gates and Will Young is in fear of being assassinated. Surprisingly enough it is not due to the music but as a result of his participation in American Idol… Simon Cowell the pop perpetrator behind horrible acts like Gareth Gates and Will Young is in [...]

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Brand Me Britney

by 586 MEDIA

At last, Britney has captured the essence of herself in a perfume bottle, and why not? First we could glow like J.Lo and now we can smell the bittersweet fragrance of Britney’s curiosity. Joy to the world, reader. At last, Britney has captured the essence of herself in a perfume bottle, and why not? First [...]

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TOM WAITS – WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FCUK

by 586 MEDIA

An icy shiver went down my spine the other day when I saw Tom Waits – that wonderful one-man advert for emphysema – on Top of the Pops Saturday. He’s put it off for thirty years, but it looks like Tom’s days in the fringe are numbered… An icy shiver went down my spine the [...]

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Barley Worth The Effort?

by C J Davies

It’s the first Chris Morris TV project since the infamous – and ingenious – Brass Eye Special of 2001. Yet even hardcore devotees of the controversial media terrorist are raising their oh-so-sceptical eyebrows at latest offering Nathan Barley. Has his reign as the darling of UK counter-culture finally come to a sputtering, Office-lite anti-climax as [...]

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