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Hacking And Hurling With Fred Durst and Paris Hilton

by Stuart Heritage

Around 20 years ago people were terrified of the potential of computers. Movies such as Tron gave the general population the impression that you could actually get sucked into a computer and be made to fight weird sort of motorbike things… Around 20 years ago people were terrified of the potential of computers. Movies such [...]

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News Blam…

by Stuart Heritage

More high speed celebrity news birds smashing into the patio door of your brains… …Robbie Williams plans to emulate the success of Ray Charles and release a duets album. Hopefully this will also extend to Robbie going blind and dying… …John Travolta sleeps during the day because he says "In the daytime I get recognised". [...]

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Christ, it’s Red Nose Day again…

by 586 MEDIA

Call hecklerspray miserable bastards if you like, but doesn’t your heart sink a little bit every time Red Nose Day comes along? Call hecklerspray miserable bastards if you like, but doesn’t your heart sink a little bit every time Red Nose Day comes along?

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Another Osborne Robbed – Jack’s jewellery Loss

by 586 MEDIA

Teenage son of hellraising Slur-King Ozzy Osborne, Jack, has reported a theft of £200,000 worth of jewellery from his luggage on a flight from Los Angeles to London. Teenage son of hellraising Slur-King Ozzy Osborne, Jack, has reported a theft of £200,000 worth of jewellery from his luggage on a flight from Los Angeles to [...]

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Hunter S Thompson commits suicide at 67

by Chris Laverty

Legendary writer and journalist Hunter S. Thompson has been found dead at his home in the U.S.  Wiped out by a bullet from his own hand, Hunter was always a man living by a rapidly ticking clock. It would be counter to all the bullshit he endeavoured to sever for us to prattle on about [...]

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News Blam…

by Stuart Heritage

A fast round-up of what’s happening in the hip world of celebrity… A fast round-up of what’s happening in the hip world of celebrity…

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Posh Re-Establishes Family Cruz Control

by 586 MEDIA

Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham has delivered once again, not another excruciatingly bad pop song, but another boy to add to the Beckham family. Victoria seems to have taken it upon herself to pursue a career in producing babies instead of attempting to resurrect her singing career. Good move. Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham has delivered once again, not [...]

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KID ROCK OR KID CROCK OF SH..

by 586 MEDIA

Loonish rapping cowboy Kid Rock has been arrested on assault charges after an altercation with a strip club DJ. He allegedly punched resident spinner Jerry Campos twice inside the disc jockey booth at 2:50 am on Friday morning. Loonish rapping cowboy Kid Rock has been arrested on assault charges after an altercation with a strip [...]

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Pitt to Do More Irony

by Chris Laverty

Not content at being oh-so-hilarious with his Hollywood drinking buddies in Oceans 12, Brad Pitt is set to remain king of the Irony Castle with new film Chad Schmidt… Not content at being oh-so-hilarious with his Hollywood drinking buddies in Oceans 12, Brad Pitt is set to remain king of the Irony Castle with new [...]

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Let’s Stop Bedingfield

by C J Davies

Ok. So hecklerspray is still in its infancy. But – let’s be honest – we’re all grown-up enough now to start our own ‘campaign.’ Aren’t we? Well? Daniel Bedingfield. He called his album Second First Impressions. Let’s do something about him… Ok. So hecklerspray is still in its infancy. But – let’s be honest – [...]

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