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From now on, one contestant will be evicted from Celebrity Love Island each day. Yesterday was Rebecca Loos' unlucky day. But now the piggy fiddler's been kicked out, who's left? And more importantly, who'll win?
hecklerspray and Betfair.com will now list the Celebrity Love Island contestant odds for your special betting needs...
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The Big Brother eviction odds have changed - now Sam is the favourite to go. Yesterday it was announced that Roberto, Derek and Sam had all been nominated for eviction. And last night, Derek was the clear favourite to be evicted from the Big Brother house.
Despite being involved in a nomination cheating scandal, Derek and Roberto now look likely to survive the eviction. hecklerspray and Betfair.com will now provide you with the latest Big Brother special betting update for the three contenders...
Noble cause, awful line-up. That seems to be the maxim of the Live 8 organisers so far. Something which hasn't changed with the latest murmurings from Mediocrity Central.
Permanently warbling wench Mariah Carey (CDs) is reported to be desperately "trying to think of something that would make her performance really special." Like singing in something other than a high-pitched donkey bray, for example. Let's be fair, it couldn't get any worse could it?
Well, she wants to perform a Live 8 duet with George Michael.
We stand corrected.
Pierced popster Christina Aguilera (CDs) has reportedly been used to ‘break down’ terrorist suspects at Guantanamo Bay. Not her personally, you understand, just her songs. We doubt they could afford her fee.
Despite a potential April Fools timewarp situation occurring this story is solid. Time Magazine reported the Aguilera/terrorist connection, and everyone knows they're more credible than California court verdict.Time has got hold of an official document regarding the treatment of the so-named ‘20th Hijacker’ Mohammed al Qahtani, engaged participant in the 9/11 attacks.
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It's eviction shortlist time, and the Big Brother housemates have spoken. Well, most of them - Derek, Craig and Roberto were banned from nominating anyone this week after discussing the odds of Saskia's eviction.
And after Big Brother showed the housemates footage of the cheating, it's no wonder that Derek and Roberto have been nominated. Also nominated was Sam. She wasn't involved in any voting scandal. It's just that nobody likes her.
hecklerspray and Betfair.com are pleased to present the special betting odds of this week's three Big Brother nominees - Sam, Derek and Roberto...
Michael Jackson fans sure know how to party. As each "not guilty" rang out through the loudspeakers outside the Santa Maria courtroom yesterday, all kinds of crazy incidents occurred.
As Jackson was being aquitted, the crowd of fans shouted with joy. They carried various props, including the obligatory giant banners of Michael Jackson's face and signs reading 'innocent'. And the sign reading 'Are You A FOOL? Then REPENT!' was sublime in it's pointlessness - it's a fair bet that nobody saw the sign on TV and sat up rubbing their eyes, finally realising they were a fool after all these years.
But the winner of the non-existent award for Crazy Things Brought To The Verdict Of The Michael Jackson Trial goes to the lady with the giant basket of doves, who let one out for every "not guilty" heard. God knows what she's have done if the verdict went the other way - trampled them underfoot, probably.
Destiny's Child, one of the most popular girl groups of all time, have announced they are to split at the end of their current tour.
Kelly Rowland told fans at a concert in Barcelona on Saturday that it would be the last time Destiny's Child (CDs) would ever perform in Europe. And by the time the tour reaches it's conclusion in the autumn, the Destiny's Child split will have been finalised.
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Big Brother 6 continues it's descent into weirdness. Where else could you possibly see a shrieking bad-haired man give birth to a gnome, or a bunch of adults seriously dressing up as pirates, or a girl whack herself off inside a big cardboard box? Celebrity Love Island? Do us a favour.
It's time for hecklerspray and Betfair.com to have another look at a head to head bet. And this time, to satisfy your special betting needs, we're going to be focusing on the two housemates who have the least in common. That's right - Kemal and Maxwell.
