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Brad and Angie’s Easter Treat

by 586 MEDIA

The very friendly relationship between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie continues, as they have both been reported to have stayed together for the Easter weekend at the Le Parker Meridien in Palm Springs, California.  Obviously, it was all for meant for a publicity shoot for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but the couple – who bizzarely [...]

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Won’t Be Fooled Again – Today’s Joke Stories Revealed

by Stuart Heritage

Hecklerspray hates April Fool’s Day. Really, really hates it. This stems from a deep rooted belief in the good of people, plus a bit of gullibility. Already today, we’d been tricked into thinking that GMail had invented infinite storage. And also, for some reason, thinking we were the biggest celebrities in South Korea. But that’s [...]

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Britney Unleashes the Wrath!

by 586 MEDIA

Pop Star Britney Spears has once again got stroppy at American tabloids for pestering her in the press. Britney most recently got all flustered with US weekly for publishing intimate honeymoon photos of her and Kevin Federline eating breakfast on the beach. Breakfast? How dare they? Now, the “Toxic” star has posted a message on [...]

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Sorry Doctor, Who Is Next?

by 586 MEDIA

The BBC production of Dr. Who has already seen it’s main star Christopher Eccleston resign from the prospect of a second series.  This comes only after the first episode has been broadcast and raises the question of the longevity of the series.  How many Doctors can they really go through? The BBC production of Dr. [...]

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Troy + Hovis = Trovis. Apparently

by Stuart Heritage

Peter O’Toole is mental. He was in last summer’s sandals and swordfighting movie Troy. And like most of us, he thought it was a lot of arse. Why? Here’s Peter to explain… "I call it Trovis. After watching 50 minutes I found myself in despair, and suddenly that Hovis advert came into my mind over [...]

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M&S put the porn back into food…

by 586 MEDIA

Hecklerspray couldn’t believe it… Forget the saucy lingerie ads in the colour supplements, the new M&S Food TV adverts are bringing the porn back to that starchiest of high street retailers. Hecklerspray couldn’t believe it… Forget the saucy lingerie ads in the colour supplements, the new M&S Food TV adverts are bringing the porn back [...]

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Sven in the “Theatre of Dreams” – Hmmm. Well not really.

by 586 MEDIA

Swedish born football coach Sven Goran Eriksson, best known for his role as England manager, has become a walking legend in his home country. The man, who is responsible for the recent stability of the three lions, has loosely become the subject for a stage play that is opening next month in his home country [...]

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Teen Star Lindsay Lohan To Unleash ‘Divorce T.V’

by C J Davies

Teen star Lindsay Lohan (her of cack-awful remake Freaky Friday and ok-in-a-quietly-disturbing-sort-of-way Mean Girls) has announced plans to take part in a reality TV show which would chart the ongoing progess of her parent’s divorce. Teen star Lindsay Lohan (her of cack-awful remake Freaky Friday and ok-in-a-quietly-disturbing-sort-of-way Mean Girls) has announced plans to take part [...]

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Kylie To Leave Us All Alone

by C J Davies

Tedious-yet-bizarrely-lauded ‘pop pixie’ Kylie Minogue has told the world where to shove it and announced her plans to move to a remote isolated island. Apparently, French Island, positioned a good distance off the coast of Melbourne, has ‘no power, sewers or sealed roads, and only 90 other residents for Kylie to share with.’ Anyone who’s [...]

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Rap Stars in Radio Stations

by 586 MEDIA

Artist 50 Cent from the multi-sponsored rap label G-Unit has landed himself in the midst of a dangerous situation this week. A member of his never-ending entourage had opened fire at the WQHT radio station in Manhattan, reportedly injuring one man. 50 Cent was doing an on air interview at the time, promoting his new [...]

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