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Hunter S. Thompson Has Better Send-Off Than Pope

by C J Davies

So … what exactly are we all expecting from His Holiness’s funeral proceedings? Something ‘respectful’, no doubt. Probably something ‘tasteful’ and ‘organised’. In other words, probably something boring. Thank the heavens, then, for sadly-departed gonzo genius Hunter S. Thompson whose final wish – no word of a lie – is to have his ashes ‘blasted [...]

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New Harry Potter Book – Secrets Revealed!

by Stuart Heritage

With children and weirdos all around the world rubbing their hands together and dribbling down their trousers at the prospect of a new Harry Potter book coming out in the next few months, the richest woman in the universe J K Rowling has answered a few rumours about her favourite speccy wizard on her website. [...]

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Another crap sitcom for NBC?

by 586 MEDIA

There are three types of American sitcoms. First there are the huge, massively-rated ones that get shown at prime time in England. Think Friends or Frasier or Will And Grace. Then there are the ones that are enormous in America, but get the shoved into strange timeslots here. For instance, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Everybody [...]

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Beckham Is The Worst Dressed Man In All The World

by Stuart Heritage

Today the bottom must have dropped out of David Beckham‘s world. It doesn’t matter that he’s not the inspirational football player he once was, or that his marriage is still plagued with infidelity claims. He doesn’t care. But there, is far, far worse to come. hecklerspray is very sorry to have to break the news [...]

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Liam Neeson To Become Pope?

by C J Davies

The poor old dead fella hasn’t even been buried yet, but already TV people are seeing fit to greenlight papal projects – no doubt ‘inspirational’ movie-of-the-week-style fodder – left, right and centre. Step forward, RAI Television: an Italian production company who are presently in talks with none other than Liam Neeson (you know, the guy [...]

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Michael Jackson In ‘Not Peter Pan’ Shocker!

by Stuart Heritage

The Michael Jackson trial continues to rumble on, with fresh evidence being thrown backwards and forwards with each new day. The trial has struck something deep within the hearts and minds of the world’s media. Suddenly they’ve collectively realised that his image as a Peter Pan figure is slipping. Um, no shit, Sherlock. The Michael [...]

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Simpsons Come to London (Properly This Time)

by Chris Laverty

No, it wasn’t a particularly good episode, but when The Simpsons last came to London Hecklerspray felt an extra morning Rich Tea was in order at the very least. And now they’re back! Not the Rich Teas, The Simpsons! And this time they’re live! Well, he’s live!  Or rather, she’s live! – oh, just read on… [...]

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BBC To Resurrect Bob Marley (literally)

by C J Davies

The BBC. They’ve done a lot of silly things over the years. Eldorado, for example. Fame Academy. That sitcom with the bloke from Minder that treated the nightmare of Alzheimers as a ‘bit of a laugh.’  Oh, and let’s not forget their most recent conquest: handing over a whole five-million English pounds to secure the [...]

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Jane Fonda: ‘Sorry I Backed The Vietcong’

by C J Davies

Thirty-three years after posing for a photograph with a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun – a move which led her to be dubbed as ‘Hanoi Jane‘ – actress Jane Fonda has publicly apologised for pissing off most of America. ‘It was a betrayal,’ Fonda told 6O Minutes host Leslie Stahl. ‘It was the largest lapse of [...]

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Naomi Smacks It Right On The Head

by 586 MEDIA

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been spending time over in Brazil recently, dancing in the carnival, drinking caipirinhas, soaking in the sun rays and posing for numerous photographs, getting accused of assaulting her PA. But what else is new? Except this time the Streatham born bombshell’s weapon of choice was said to have been a Blackberry [...]

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