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David Blaine’s New Stunt Revealed!

by 586 MEDIA

David Blaine is the Marmite of magicians. You either love him, hate him, or he’ll do when you’ve run out of Nutella. You want someone to stand on a stick for a few days? Blaine’s your man. You want someone to get into a cupboard made of ice? Blaine’s your man. You want someone to [...]

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‘Bill Hicks – Agent Of Evolution’ Launch Party: Hecklerspray Goes Blagging

by C J Davies

We like Bill Hicks here at hecklerspray, and we’re pretty sure you do too. One of our intrepid young writers wormed his way into the Harpercollins Launch Party for their brand spanking new Hicks biography, and thought you might like to know what happened … April 18 2005, and Kevin Booth looks tired. Lifelong-friend of [...]

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Salma Hayek In Mad Eskimo Escapade

by C J Davies

Hollywood actress Salma Hayek is to join the Inuit residents of Iqaluit in a bizarre ritual, designed – apparently – to ‘draw attention to the issue of climate change.‘ Hayek and other assorted activists will arrange themselves strategically on the sea ice and be photographed from the air as they ‘form a giant image of [...]

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Paula Radcliffe – Toilet Queen Of The World

by Stuart Heritage

The London Marathon has long been the noblest of sports events. There were thousands of people, all participating in one of mankind’s biggest endurance feats. They’d train for months to ensure they were in top condition for the day, and then, in the spirit of good sportsmanship and friendly competition, try their very best on [...]

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Celebrity Wrestling on ITV: Help For Microcelebs Everywhere!

by Stuart Heritage

There are thousands of talentless people desperate for fame in the world. And they have an outlet – Big Brother. And there are loads of famous people who want to raise their profile. Their outlet is I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Here! But what about the others, those who fall between these categories? There [...]

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‘It’s not unusual to feel like suicide’ says Tom Jones

by Chris Laverty

Tom Jones, one-man Welsh sweat machine and staunch advocate of compulsory chest wigs during puberty, once considered suicide. No, not last week. It was much earlier that we’re afraid to say. Tom Jones, one-man Welsh sweat machine and staunch advocate of compulsory chest wigs during puberty, once considered suicide. No, not last week. It was [...]

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Jordan Does Something Tasteless; Nobody Shocked

by C J Davies

hecklerspray firing-range favourite Jordan (or Katie Price should you wish to address the dingy-lipped tit monster by it’s birth name) has utterly failed to surprise anyone by announcing yet another badly-judged and pointless publicity stunt. The wedding cake for her upcoming nuptials with Peter Andre – an event about as highly anticipated as Jimmy Carr’s [...]

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EastEnders: only one Moon brother getting the boot?

by Chris Laverty

Explosive scud missile information for anyone who still thinks EastEnders is worth half an hour of their time. Jake Moon is not, repeat NOT leaving the soap. Which is interesting, as he was apparently sacked several weeks ago. Jake’s played by an actor (for those of you that aren’t sure) and he’s called Joel Beckett. [...]

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Comedian To Tell Jokes For 33 Hours

by Stuart Heritage

Comedian Mark Watson is set to enter the section of the Guiness Book Of Records marked ‘Pointless and Tedious’ when he attempts to remain on stage for a 2,005 minute routine at this year’s Edinburgh Festival. 2005, you may have guessed, is this year. And Watson wants to celebrate it by telling one minute’s worth [...]

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Bush is No Good for Sex. No, Sir.

by Chris Laverty

  Esquire, the magazine you grab off the supermarket shelf when you want to impress someone, took a big leap down an even bigger well this week when it published its ‘Survey of the Female Species’. Species? That’s a charmer if ever there was one. Makes you wonder if they included jumbo Vanessa Feltz or [...]

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