From the category archives:

Uncategorized

Win Signed Gossip Girl Stuff! GOSSIP GIRL!

by Mof Gimmers

Have you seen Gossip Girl? Do you hate it? Then it really doesn’t make sense for you to read this article does it? You really are toweringly dim aren’t you? Anyway, those of you left who LURVE Gossip Girl, or indeed, just like trying to win free things, your luck is in! The picture to [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Phil Mitchell On Crack Inspires Greatest T-Shirt Ever

by Mof Gimmers

Eastenders is a gift that keeps giving of late. Not too long ago, Hev was seen licking a rancid yoghurt lid from a bin that was supposed to belong to George Michael, Darren’s lovelife has revolved around self mutilation and of course, Phil Mitchell is on crack.

2 comments Read more >>>

Top 10 Most Brilliant Acts of Needless Destruction in Movies

by Mof Gimmers

There’s a new advert knocking around which is promoting the new Nissan Qahqai Urbanproof. Basically, the commercial features giant bowling balls being lobbed down a street like the rubber balls in that famous Sony ad’. However, when bowling balls hit parked cars at speed, the cars get trashed. You can see it here -

2 comments Read more >>>

How To Blag Your Way Into Red Carpet Events: A Five Step Guide

by Mof Gimmers

Red carpet events look like a right hoot don’t they? I mean, you get to wear posh clothes whilst being screamed at by blokes with cameras wanting you to perform a variety of poses, showing off your backless dress/arseless trousers. Then, once everyone has finished screaming at you (or indeed, failing to hurling abuse at you), you slink away to glug champagne from glasses forged out of truffles and unicorn hooves. Being a celebrity is a truly magical experience.

5 comments Read more >>>

Celebrity Big Brother: Tina Malone Evicted Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

With four housemates up for nomination, this week’s Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way.

Well, we say either way. It’s unlikely to go the way we want it to go, which involves Mutya, Michelle, Tina and Ulrika all being evicted and the remaining housemates being set on fire. But, within the parameters of the law, the Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way.

Yesterday we looked at the eviction chances of Mutya and Ulrika, and today we’re going to have a butchers at Tina Malone. Excited? Good.

0 comments Read more >>>

Fox Realises That Prison Break Is Rubbish, Three Years Too Late

by Stuart Heritage

If you happen to enjoy ridiculous television shows that can pointlessly tread water for three entire seasons, we have some bad news.

Prison Break is no more. Fox Entertainment President Kevin Reilly has decided that Prison Break’s fourth season will be its last. This will no doubt come as a shock to the solitary homeless man who didn’t think that Prison Break got cancelled in 2006 anyway.

So Prison Break may be dying, but let’s focus on all the positive things it gave us – like Wentworth Miller and that hour a week where nothing good was on TV so we could read books instead.

11 comments Read more >>>

Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika, Tina, Michelle & Mutya Up

by Stuart Heritage

Yes, you read that correctly – this Friday one of four housemates will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, and none of them are Coolio.

Instead, Ulrika Jonsson, Tina Malone, Michelle Heaton and Mutya all gained the most amount of nominations from their fellow housemates. Who goes? You decide. Or rather a bunch of crosseyed numbskulls who think that voting for Celebrity Big Brother evictions is a constructive recreational activity will decide. Or something.

So for the rest of the week we’ll be looking at the prospective Celebrity Big Brother evictees, starting with Mutya and Ulrika…

0 comments Read more >>>

Celebrity Big Brother: Tommy Sheridan FOR THE WIN!

by Stuart Heritage

Exciting news, remaining Celebrity Big Brother fans – yesterday the housemates got to nominate each other!

So who’ll be the unlucky housemates who’ll face the next Celebrity Big Brother? Well, Coolio. Obviously Coolio. What do we look like, idiots? Of course it’ll be Coolio. And probably one of the others who, we’re sad to admit, have all blended into one disgusting entity, a bit like the floating BBC Zardoz head that freaked everyone a couple of years ago.

Anyway, here’s part two of this week’s look at the Celebrity Big Brother housemates – for Terry Christian, Tina Malone, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer…

0 comments Read more >>>

Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out, Who’s Next?

by Stuart Heritage

The Celebrity Big Brother house has changed drastically in the absence of Lucy Pinder. How? Well, um…

0 comments Read more >>>

New Celebrity Apprentice Season Continues To Defy Trade Description

by Stuart Heritage

You have to love Donald Trump – he has a ‘never say die’ that holds firm even in the face of something as persuasive as common sense.

That’s why Donald Trump is wheeling out another season of Celebrity Apprentice. And, boy, are there some names this year. None of them are famous, you understand, but they do have names.

Apparently the media were informed about the Celebrity Apprentice contestants back in October, but were sworn to secrecy until now. Presumably this was because they needed three and a half months to Google the contestants to see who any of them actually were.

0 comments Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →