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Celebrity Big Brother: Tina Malone Evicted Tomorrow?
With four housemates up for nomination, this week's Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Well, we say either way. It's unlikely to go the way we want it to go, which involves Mutya, Michelle, Tina and Ulrika all being evicted and the remaining housemates being set on fire. But, within the parameters of the law, the Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Yesterday we looked at the eviction chances of Mutya and Ulrika, and today we're going to have a butchers at Tina Malone. Excited? Good.
With four housemates up for nomination, this week's Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Well, we say either way. It's unlikely to go the way we want it to go, which involves Mutya, Michelle, Tina and Ulrika all being evicted and the remaining housemates being set on fire. But, within the parameters of the law, the Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way. Yesterday we looked at the eviction chances of Mutya and Ulrika, and today we're going to have a butchers at Tina Malone. Excited? Good.
Fox Realises That Prison Break Is Rubbish, Three Years Too Late
If you happen to enjoy ridiculous television shows that can pointlessly tread water for three entire seasons, we have some bad news. Prison Break is no more. Fox Entertainment President Kevin Reilly has decided that Prison Break's fourth season will be its last. This will no doubt come as a shock to the solitary homeless man who didn't think that Prison Break got cancelled in 2006 anyway. So Prison Break may be dying, but let's focus on all the positive things it gave us - like Wentworth Miller and that hour a week where nothing good was on TV so we could read books instead.
If you happen to enjoy ridiculous television shows that can pointlessly tread water for three entire seasons, we have some bad news. Prison Break is no more. Fox Entertainment President Kevin Reilly has decided that Prison Break's fourth season will be its last. This will no doubt come as a shock to the solitary homeless man who didn't think that Prison Break got cancelled in 2006 anyway. So Prison Break may be dying, but let's focus on all the positive things it gave us - like Wentworth Miller and that hour a week where nothing good was on TV so we could read books instead.
Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika, Tina, Michelle & Mutya Up
Yes, you read that correctly - this Friday one of four housemates will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, and none of them are Coolio. Instead, Ulrika Jonsson, Tina Malone, Michelle Heaton and Mutya all gained the most amount of nominations from their fellow housemates. Who goes? You decide. Or rather a bunch of crosseyed numbskulls who think that voting for Celebrity Big Brother evictions is a constructive recreational activity will decide. Or something. So for the rest of the week we'll be looking at the prospective Celebrity Big Brother evictees, starting with Mutya and Ulrika...
Yes, you read that correctly - this Friday one of four housemates will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, and none of them are Coolio. Instead, Ulrika Jonsson, Tina Malone, Michelle Heaton and Mutya all gained the most amount of nominations from their fellow housemates. Who goes? You decide. Or rather a bunch of crosseyed numbskulls who think that voting for Celebrity Big Brother evictions is a constructive recreational activity will decide. Or something. So for the rest of the week we'll be looking at the prospective Celebrity Big Brother evictees, starting with Mutya and Ulrika...
Celebrity Big Brother: Tommy Sheridan FOR THE WIN!
Exciting news, remaining Celebrity Big Brother fans - yesterday the housemates got to nominate each other! So who'll be the unlucky housemates who'll face the next Celebrity Big Brother? Well, Coolio. Obviously Coolio. What do we look like, idiots? Of course it'll be Coolio. And probably one of the others who, we're sad to admit, have all blended into one disgusting entity, a bit like the floating BBC Zardoz head that freaked everyone a couple of years ago. Anyway, here's part two of this week's look at the Celebrity Big Brother housemates - for Terry Christian, Tina Malone, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Exciting news, remaining Celebrity Big Brother fans - yesterday the housemates got to nominate each other! So who'll be the unlucky housemates who'll face the next Celebrity Big Brother? Well, Coolio. Obviously Coolio. What do we look like, idiots? Of course it'll be Coolio. And probably one of the others who, we're sad to admit, have all blended into one disgusting entity, a bit like the floating BBC Zardoz head that freaked everyone a couple of years ago. Anyway, here's part two of this week's look at the Celebrity Big Brother housemates - for Terry Christian, Tina Malone, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out, Who’s Next?
The Celebrity Big Brother house has changed drastically in the absence of Lucy Pinder. How? Well, um... Oh alright, the Celebrity Big Brother house hasn't changed in the slightest since Lucy Pinder was evicted on Friday, mainly because the poor girl had all the charisma of a pebble. Honestly, we started hitting the side of our TV during Lucy's eviction interview because we thought her weird droning voice was some sort of manufacturer's defect. But anyway, now that Lucy Pinder is gone, how are the other Celebrity Big Brother housemates holding up? Here's our week two look at Ben Adams, Coolio, LaToya Jackson, Michelle Heaton and Mutya...
The Celebrity Big Brother house has changed drastically in the absence of Lucy Pinder. How? Well, um... Oh alright, the Celebrity Big Brother house hasn't changed in the slightest since Lucy Pinder was evicted on Friday, mainly because the poor girl had all the charisma of a pebble. Honestly, we started hitting the side of our TV during Lucy's eviction interview because we thought her weird droning voice was some sort of manufacturer's defect. But anyway, now that Lucy Pinder is gone, how are the other Celebrity Big Brother housemates holding up? Here's our week two look at Ben Adams, Coolio, LaToya Jackson, Michelle Heaton and Mutya...
New Celebrity Apprentice Season Continues To Defy Trade Description
You have to love Donald Trump - he has a 'never say die' that holds firm even in the face of something as persuasive as common sense. That's why Donald Trump is wheeling out another season of Celebrity Apprentice. And, boy, are there some names this year. None of them are famous, you understand, but they do have names. Apparently the media were informed about the Celebrity Apprentice contestants back in October, but were sworn to secrecy until now. Presumably this was because they needed three and a half months to Google the contestants to see who any of them actually were.
You have to love Donald Trump - he has a 'never say die' that holds firm even in the face of something as persuasive as common sense. That's why Donald Trump is wheeling out another season of Celebrity Apprentice. And, boy, are there some names this year. None of them are famous, you understand, but they do have names. Apparently the media were informed about the Celebrity Apprentice contestants back in October, but were sworn to secrecy until now. Presumably this was because they needed three and a half months to Google the contestants to see who any of them actually were.
Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika Jonsson Booted Out Tonight?
Well this is exciting - the end of Celebrity Big Brother's first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget's mobility scooter is a good week, right? But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who? We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here's Ulrika Jonsson's chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival...
Well this is exciting - the end of Celebrity Big Brother's first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget's mobility scooter is a good week, right? But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who? We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here's Ulrika Jonsson's chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival...
Tori Spelling Returns To 90210 Long After We All Stopped Caring
There are two major disappointments about the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off - the first one is that it's a sack of balls. The second is that there's no Tori Spelling. We'd assumed that Tori Spelling was a shoo-in to appear on 90210, what with it being the show she's most associated with and her being such a rubbish actor that she'd be grateful of the work and all. But it wasn't to be. Not until now, anyway - Tori Spelling is returning to 90210, which will be great news for the three people who watch 90210, are old enough to remember Tori Spelling and aren't recovering lobotomy patients.
There are two major disappointments about the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off - the first one is that it's a sack of balls. The second is that there's no Tori Spelling. We'd assumed that Tori Spelling was a shoo-in to appear on 90210, what with it being the show she's most associated with and her being such a rubbish actor that she'd be grateful of the work and all. But it wasn't to be. Not until now, anyway - Tori Spelling is returning to 90210, which will be great news for the three people who watch 90210, are old enough to remember Tori Spelling and aren't recovering lobotomy patients.
