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Emmy Rossum Without Makeup

Actress Emmy Rossum?s fans have much to be appreciative of, thanks to her raunchy role in Shameless where she is often disrobing.

She is not just a pretty face with a fabulous body either. Her efforts in The Phantom of the Opera were recognized with a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actress. She has also starred in films including The Day After Tomorrow, Poseidon and Beautiful Creatures as well as Dragonball: Evolution ? but we won't hold that last one against her. Her classic looks boast dark hair, dark wide eyes and fair skin.?Emmy Rossum without makeup is just as enviable.

2013 People’s Choice Awards Prove That People Have Terrible Opinions

January 11th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

The 2013 People’s Choice Awards aired last night, honoring performers selected by the votes of more than 475 million people …?and?proving quite handily that, yes, 475 million people can be wrong.

A few of the winners were no-brainers. The Hunger Games swept the house with five awards, including Favorite Movie,?and its star, Jennifer Lawrence, won Favorite Movie Actress. Considering their opposition, I can get behind those choices. There were several award winners, however, that were beyond ridiculous.

Lady Gaga Shows Off Incredible Half-Naked Body Covered With Delicious Cake

December 2nd, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Lady Gaga has shared two artsy (read: soft-core porn-y)?clips for her video “Cake,” shot by fashion photographer Terry Richardson. The first, made public last week, shows Gaga getting spanked?by two women in a hot tub and then dancing?pants-less in front of a mirrored wall, while a weird male voice repeats “Cake like Gaga.”

The second clip, released a few days later with the same vocals, shows Gaga getting her rocks off with an enormous cake and then?booty-popping in a hot tub wearing just a thong.

Top Trumps: The Donald’s Most Disgusting Moments

August 31st, 2012 By Ross Semple

If you pay any attention to popular culture, you probably don’t need me to tell you that Donald Trump is one of the most hate-filled, quasi-celebrities on the planet. ?The business ‘magnate’, and star of NBC’s?The Apprentice?is the embodiment of the term ‘money can’t buy class’. Apparently, money also can’t buy a decent hairpiece. It can, however, buy you a series of wives – each younger than the last.

Top 5 Most Annoying Manic Pixie Dream Girls

September 20th, 2012 By Hillary Scales

In case you didn't know, all men are pathetic, lonely, and confused as hell about life and what it all means. Bless their hearts. You see, they can't figure anything out for themselves and need a little push in the right direction on their life paths.

Enter the Manic Pixie Dream Girl: a quirky, free-spirited, and spontaneous young lady who's so irresistibly offbeat, yet charming. They swoop in and release these poor saps from their pathetic empty shells and bring color to their hazy world, only to eventually shatter all of their hopes and dreams forever. Isn't that sweet?!

Have The FCU Discovered That T-Pain Sleeps In A Coffin?!

January 12th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Unsettling news has reached hecklerspray! No, seriously. This is weird. Apparently, T-Pain sleeps in a coffin! A velvet-lined coffin no less! We’re terrified! We’ll never say anything nasty about lovely T-Pain again.

He’ll probably cause us a world of T-Pain. That’s the worst kind of pain there is. Much worse than B-Pain or P-Pain.

And we have the FCU to thank for this discovery as they uncover the strange world of one of hip-pop’s most famous. Not only that, we meet T-Pain’s twin! Yes. It gets creepier by the second! AAARGH!

Hecklerspray On… Pets

December 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

What kind of monster empathises with animals? Is it because they’ve got the same colour blood as us? In fact, there’s people out there who have more sympathy for animals than they do people from different cultures.

Humans are stupid and this is proven by the need for them to have animals as pets.

Think about it. There’s people in this awful world that like nothing more than staring at silent fish in a tank. There’s people out there who like to dress their dogs up like little humans. There’s even people who think that cats are anything other than selfish, greedy snobs who only cohabit with humans to get an easy feed.

Diddy & Co Takeover Vegas Like They’re The Rat Pack

December 22nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

This Christmas, you may be pushing the boat out and spoiling yourself something rotten. You may have bought a load of cheeses that you wouldn’t normally buy. You may have got three bottles of drink in an attempt to make cocktails. It is the only time of year you ever buy p?t?.

Feels good doesn’t it?

Well, Sean Diddy Combes lives like that all the time. He can have p?t? whenever he wants. He’s so wealthy that he could mash-up Frosties in p?t? just to see what it’s like. And, because he can, he’s decided to start a new Rat Pack and takeover of Vegas. And there’s a film to accompany it.

Having A Christmas Party? Absolut Will Sort Your Invites!

December 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

So, Christmas is upon us. It’s a time of goodwill, presents, stuffing your face and, if you’re us, a constant reminder of how absolutely no-one ever wants to spend any time at all with us. No. We’re not getting used to it.

However, you might be loved by so-called ‘people’.

In that case, chances are you’ll be having some kind of soiree and you’ll be putting out the nibbles, sporting your best clobber, feverishly tidying the house so people think you don’t normally live in a cesspit and pouring drinks while burping up witticisms stolen from other parties you went to that made you jealous. You’ll be needing to invite people, right? Let us help.

A Little Story About Interviewing Andy Parsons, Being Gruntled And Failing Technology

December 12th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Here at hecklerspray, we like to interview people. It gives us the opportunity to show celebrities that we have the temerity to be more intelligent than they think we are and, of course, it gives us a chance to show you readers that we have the gall to be rude to someone’s face.

There’s no hiding behind a computer screen here.

And so, we got the chance to interview Andy Parsons – you’ll know him as the bloke with the baldy heid from Mock The Week won’t you? Well. We ballsed up.