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Soap Spoilers! Disease! Flat Wrecking! Disgust!

by Joanna Bolouri

We love soaps…well, perhaps love is a bit strong, maybe despise is closer to the truth but regardless we realise some of you need this information in order to function normally, so here you go. Losers. In Eastenders this week, Max and Tanya finally get caught out even though we’ve all known about it for [...]

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Dragon’s Den: We’ve Just Remembered To Pay Attention

by Jacki Evans

Apparently a new series of Dragon’s Den started last week. hecklerspray wasn’t paying attention though, so whilst the rest of the country was staring in horror at new Dragon Hilary Devey’s face and wondering who she stole it from, we were completely oblivious. But it’s ok, because we’ve caught up now and her face is [...]

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Soap Spoilers! It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses A Parrot.

by Joanna Bolouri

We don’t know about you but it’s been quite a week here at hecklerspray since we last gave you something to live for. Our editor Mof, finally found out that fellow writer and massive Steps fan Michael Park is really his son after a one night stand with someone he thought was Kerry Katona but [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Moons! Drugs! More Moons!

by Joanna Bolouri

It’s Monday you ratbags which means it’s time for Soap Spoilers where we take great delight in ruining your viewing pleasure for the coming week. In Coronation Street this week Tracy hears Roy talking about a postcard he’s received from Becky and she pumps Sylvia for information. Not literally we hope. She then runs off [...]

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Soap Spoilers: Kissing! Blackmail! Barns!

by Joanna Bolouri

Look at us, smugly spoiling your weekly soap viewing by revealing what’s going to happen before you see it. Are you angry? Good. Eastenders first and this week Tanya’s cunning plan to hump anyone who shows an interest may have backfired as she’s feels a bit icky one day and thinks she’s pregnant, despite secretly [...]

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The Apprentice Review: The Final Indignity

by Jacki Evans

Last night was the Apprentice final. The week where we get to finally find out who wins, and what they’re going to do with Lord Sugar’s money! But really, who cared who won? MARGARET WAS BACK. Everybody loves Margaret. Except maybe the Apprentice candidates, who had to face her wrath in their interviews. It wasn’t [...]

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The Apprentice Review: Cultural Ignorance Week

by Jacki Evans

This week’s Apprentice turned out to be Cultural Ignorance Week, which was a bit unexpected because everyone thought it was going to be interview week. The poor candidates got all dressed up for it – Magic Jim even put on a waistcoat – and then they realized they were actually going to have to launch [...]

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Soap Spoilers. Stealing! Falling! Fighting!

by Joanna Bolouri

Want to know what’s going to happen in Soapville this week? Of course you do, you’re as pathetic as we are. First up this week, it’s Eastenders where Billy and Julie go to meet their long lost child only to discover that he’s a thief. A DEAD THIEF!! Of course he is, but fear not, [...]

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The Apprentice: Even More Idiotic Than Usual

by Jacki Evans

Last night saw the Apprentice candidates plumb new depths of idiocy. Lord Sugar literally told them what to do, and they still managed to cock it up. Spectacularly. Apparently having someone explaining everything to you step-by-step isn’t enough for this bunch of imbeciles. Their task was simple; sell a load of crap, reinvest in the [...]

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Soap Spoilers: Gain, Pain and Spain!

by Joanna Bolouri

We know you’ve been pacing up and down in your grotty little bedrooms, frantically wondering what the hell is going to happen in Soapland this week. Haven’t you? Eh? Crying silently into your pillow and kissing that picture of  David Essex when no one’s watching.  We know your sort. So we thought we’d completely spoil [...]

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