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Tonight sees the first Celebrity Big Brother eviction of the series. And poor old Jodie Marsh looks like she's for the chop - just what she needs.
There's a huge nationwide debate about whether Jodie Marsh has been brutally bullied at the hands of her fellow Celebrity Big Brother housemates over the last week, or if she's just a stupid delusional attention-seeking slapper with big tits. We say: screw that, Jimmy Saville might be going into the Celebrity Big Brother house at the weekend!
Knowing full well that he could out-weird the entire Celebrity Big Brother house with a mere flick of his wrist, Jimmy Saville - if the rumours are true - will only appear on Celebrity Big Brother for a couple of days, bringing 'luxury items' with him - so one four-foot cigar and some bracelets, then.
But back to tonight; don't forget that this is your last chance to place a bet on the first Celebrity Big Brother eviction. And you don't want to miss that, do you? So here are the latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds for Jodie Marsh, Pete Burns and George Galloway, with help from SportingOdds.com...
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Tomorrow, either Jodie Marsh, Pete Burns or George Galloway will be kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house, and it's not looking especially good for young Jodie.
Even though George, Jodie and Pete have been entertaining enough in their own, um, individual ways, Celebrity Big Brother has decided to heap new tasks on the housemates - seeing if bollocks pub science if true or false. Will eating spinach make Faria Alam stronger? Will a plant grow more if Dennis Rodman talks to it? Will Preston get drunk if he eats 50 liqueurs? Celebrity Big Brother is aiming to find out.
That's all incidental, though - everyone really wants to know the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds for tomorrow's eviction. And that's exactly what we're about to give you. Don't forget to place a bet today - chances are the odds will get a lot worse tomorrow in the run-up to the live Celebrity Big Brother eviction show.
So here are the latest Celebrity Big Brother eviction betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com...
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Celebrity Big Brother seems to have split the nation in two recently. One half of the country thinks that Jodie Marsh is a giant attention-seeking moron and the other half thinks... well, the same, really.
OK, so Celebrity Big Brother isn't really dividing anyone at all. Most of us think that the majority
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Channel 4 eh? What are they playing at? Eyes are still being rubbed in disbelief at recent viewings of soft cock action in the Big Brother house, with Jodie Marsh’s complete disbelief at the thought of being regarded as some kind of cheap, tacky, orange skinned tart.
That said, the kind of people that would complain about such matters were far too busy scribbling at the insanely fantastic Root Of All Evil by the controversial scholar Richard Dawkins. Apparently, the working title was God Is Crap but Channel 4 bosses weren’t available to confirm or deny this at the time of press (so it’s definitely true).
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None of the Monkeygate three have come off very well from Sunday's big gorilla coat fight - as we'll find out soon - and now the British public have to decide who they'd like to see leave Celebrity Big Brother first: a pathetic attention-seeking wannabe, a man with giant septic lips who wears coats made of endangered animals for fun, or a man who can say "brothers and sisters" to a group of people without feeling even slightly ashamed of himself. There's already a clear favourite for Celebrity Big Brother eviction...
...So now's the time to get betting. Just as when we see Science from Big Brother 2005, we think of the pile of money he made us when he got evicted (or at least we would think that if was still vaguely famous), imagine the kick you'd get when you see Jodie Marsh, Pete Burns or George Galloway and remember all the cash they made you as they got booted out of Celebrity Big Brother.
Here, then, are the latest Celebrity Big Brother eviction odds for Jodie, Pete and George - with help from SportingOdds.com...
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Finally - the Celebrity Big Brother housemates are starting to unravel. And a good thing too; the first eviction isn't until Friday, and we were worried that the Celebrity Big Brother would stagnate.
Luckily, a coat made of a monkey changed all that. An argument in the Celebrity Big Brother living room about whether monkey coats were rubbish or brilliant effectively kickstarted the eviction process. This morning, Jodie, George and Pete were told that they were up for Celebrity Big Brother eviction on Friday - and it's probably no a coincidence that it was Jodie, George and Pete who had been busy arguing about monkey coats.
Tomorrow we'll be detailing the Celebrity Big Brother eviction odds - but for now we'll focus on who will win Celebrity Big Brother. We've got all of Tuesday's Celebrity Big Brother betting odds right here for you - with help as always from SportingOdds.com...
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The first weekend of Celebrity Big Brother 2006 has been - let's face it - a bit dull. We're surprised that Pete Burns' pus-filled septic lips haven't burst and splattered everywhere yet, but that's it.
The other people in the Celebrity Big Brother house are all busy living up to their basic, cartoony stereotypes. And that's no fun. But now that Chantelle has earned her right to be known as a genuine celebrity in such an oddly heartwarming way, everything should change.
On the surface, the Celebrity Big Brother housemates were all happy when Chantelle passed her task, but secretly they're all now cacking it that someone less famous than them might win Celebrity Big Brother instead of them. Expect even more neurosis-fuelled mugging on the part of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates in the coming week.
But who will win Celebrity Big Brother? We've got all the very latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds right here, with help from SportingOdds.com...
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Well, how wrong were we? The eleven Celebrity Big Brother housemates are safely tucked up in their new home, and the line-up is - as expected - treading the line between 'brilliant' and 'rubbish'.
Although we listed all the potential Celebrity Big Brother housemates a few days ago, it turns out we'd got it almost entirely wrong. Johnny Vegas - who 48% of you thought would win Celebrity Big Brother - isn't even in Celebrity Big Brother this year. Whoops.
So anyway - 11 Celebrity Big Brother housemates. One of them is officially a nobody, several others occupy a kind of fame grey area. But who'll win? You've come to the right place; throughout this series of Celebrity Big Brother, we'll be profiling the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - aided by SportingOdds.com - for your enjoyment.
So let's get going with the first set of 2006 Celebrity Big Brother betting odds...
