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It's time for our second look of the week at the betting odds of the windmilling, bruised arses of the Dancing On Ice contestants. Who will win, who will lose and who will badly injure themselves?
Dancing On Ice is shaping up to be the missing link between Strictly Come Dancing and Celebrity Wrestling. Girls like Dancing On Ice because of the delicate grace and panache of the routines, and boys like Dancing On Ice because a potentially gory blade/finger injury seems just a matter of time away.
Yesterday we looked at the betting odds of half of the Dancing On Ice contestants, and today we're going to look at the second half - the half that you've actually heard of. We spoil you, you know.
So here's part two of our Dancing On Ice betting odds to win the series, with help from SportingOdds.com...
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The second Celebrity Big Brother eviction takes place tonight, and - whatever the result - Celebrity Big Brother will end up losing a goldmine of awkward entertainment in one way or another.
Yesterday it was announced that Pete Burns, Dennis Rodman and Faria Alam were all up for tonight's Celebrity Big Brother eviction. And that means you only have today to place a bet on your Celebrity Big Brother evictee of choice. And there's good news - although anyone betting on Jodie Marsh to go last time will have had to remortgage their house to make any money from her rubbish betting odds, there's no clear favourite to be evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight. It's more of a risk, but you've also got more to gain.
So here are Wednesday's Celebrity Big Brother betting odds for eviction, with help from SportingOdds.com...
We're stunned and slack-jawed. For once, TV has thrown a curve ball. Dr Gunther Von Hagens starred in his latest penny peep show - Autopsy; Life Or Death, cutting up old people on TV. Of course, he’s notoriously done this before, but boy, this was compelling viewing at its best.
Firstly, Dr Von Hagens is pure villain in appearance, resembling - as he does - the baddie Nazi guy from the Indiana Jones flick. In a TV world where most doctors look like Dr Legg from Eastenders or - worse still - perverts, Gunther is all blue cape and black fedora.
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This weekend saw the start of Dancing On Ice, or as we prefer to call it Celebrity Frozen Air Snatch Leg Wobble Head Crack Time. And poor little rich girl Tamara Beckwith is already out.
There was us thinking that Tamara would be brilliant at Dancing On Ice because, well, she's got a bit of cash. But we were wrong! Tamara was rubbish at Dancing On Ice. By leaving the competition first, Tamara has actually become the Addictiv Ladies of Dancing On Ice. Who are Addictiv Ladies? Exactly.
So the big question is - now we've seen them all dance, who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Admit it, you'd like to place a bet on the outcome, and you've come to exactly the right place. Over the next couple of days, we'll be giving you the very latest Dancing On Ice betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com. Ready?
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The Celebrity Big Brother house has spoken - and in between making ginger women wear pants and pointing cameras Chantelle's arse, it has announced that Pete, Faria and Dennis are up for eviction.
Several subtle gestures may have affected the Celebrity Big Brother eviction decision. A coy sideways look here, an imperceptible alteration in body language there, a full-blown sobbing meltdown - all these have an impact on the Celebrity Big Brother housemates so far.
We'll deal with the Celebrity Big Brother eviction odds another time - right now we're going to look at the remaining housemates' betting odds to win Celebrity Big Brother, with help from SportingOdds.com...
Someone who is far more intelligent that us once said “The more I see, the less I understandâ€. If that person had watched the same TV as me this weekend, it would’ve read "The more I see, the less I want to understandâ€.
You see, originally, it was deemed that TV would be a great source of information, entertainment and insight. On turning the TV on three completely random times, well, chances are you get a bit of diversity.
Not so. Reality TV has taken over our airwaves and - by crikey - tears were imminent.
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It's the start of a new week, and the start of the Celebrity Big Brother exodus, too. Now that Jodie Marsh has gone, the Celebrity Big Brother housemates now all know that they could be next to be shown the door.
That means that Celebrity Big Brother is about to get much better or much worse, depending on whether you think watching a handful of fragile, vaguely famous people dancing and honking and parading around in a frenzy of manic attention-seeking is a good or a bad thing. We, obviously, think it's brilliant. Celebrity Big Brother day 12! Let's go!
But who's going to win Celebrity Big Brother? We're just over halfway through the series, and the Celebrity Big Brother runners and riders are starting to shape up nicely. So here are the first Celebrity Big Brother betting odds of the week, with help - as always - to SportingOdds.com...
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Tomorrow sees the start of another harebrained celebrity reality TV show - Dancing On Ice. Yes, it's just like Strictly Come Dancing, but with more potential for gory finger-slicing.
We'll come clean and admit that we don't have a clue what Dancing On Ice will be like, although we know that strangely creepy professional ice-skaters Torvil And Dean will be training up ten celebrities to hilariously slip and slide about to some music, maybe even concussing themselves in the process.
The only other thing that we know about Dancing On Ice is the list of celebrities taking part. And where there's a list of reality TV contestants, there's another list of betting odds. So - even though we haven't even seen any of these celebrities skate, let alone try and dance - we're still going to give you the preliminary betting odds for each of them to win Dancing On Ice.
Here, then, is the first batch of Dancing On Ice betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com...
