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This series of Celebrity Big Brother has been marked by tearful outbursts, furious bullying and, um, coats made of monkeys. But there's a possible reason for all this madness - bad meal planning.
hecklerspray's favourite ever psychologist - mainly because she's quite pretty - Dr Linda Papadopoulos,
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There's just a handful of days left on Celebrity Big Brother, and Celebrity Big Brother is going all out to make sure at least half of the housemates leave with several permanent deep emotional scars.
There are currently three Celebrity Big Brother housemates facing eviction tomorrow night: Dennis Rodman, George Galloway and Chantelle. And only one of them is safe. Unless the banker task gets so out of control that one of the housemates goes stab crazy with a breadknife, two celebrities will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night. But which two?
We've got the latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds to win the series right here. Will it be George Galloway, Dennis Rodman or Chantelle that survives the eviction on Wednesday? We're not sure, but here are the betting odds for each of their chances of winning the series. Celebrity Big Brother betting odds come from SportingOdds.com...
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Celebrity Big Brother lost its third housemate over the weekend in Rula Lenska - the bitter, gorilla impersonating, deep voiced ginger triclops Buddhist. And there's just one week left.
One week of Celebrity Big Brother left - that's one week of mental breakdowns, tears, raging egomania, nasty tricks and endless coversations by Traci Bingham on the subject of Traci Bingham. Crucially, though, that's one week left of Celebrity Big Brother betting. Think about it, which is better - betting on a bunch of horses, or betting on which celebrity career will crumble and fail the most? Exactly.
The next Celebrity Big Brother housemates to face the public vote are Chantelle, Dennis Rodman and George Galloway - and two of them are going on Wednesday. Which two? We'll bring you the Celebrity Big Brother eviction odds tomorrow.
But now, with one week left - who'll win Celebrity Big Brother? We've got the very latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds to win the series right here - with help from SportingOdds.com...
Channel 4 is dealing with the post Christmas blues in a really weird way. After the shock mongering of Dr Von Hagens’ Autopsy business, the frightening finger-wagging of Supernanny and the Aryan nightmare of 10 Years Younger, Channel 4 played it's joker.
That joker was Tony Blair – ROCK STAR!
If you hate teenagers as much as hecklerspray does, then it’s probably not a very good idea to watch Hollyoaks. Whether you watch it because you love it, or down to some student irony, the fact remains. You are hooked. Hooked watching teenagers. And you hate teenagers.
At the moment, Hollyoaks revolves around a pair of
incredibly annoying teenagers at war with each other over a boy called Justin. With half a brain, you wouldn’t fight over anybody with a name like Justin. Come on, what is his surname? Decent? The nick of time?Anyway, lame puns aside, the cast of Hollyoaks have worked a miracle.
They’ve got actors and actresses who actually resemble horrible little orange faced tarty teens. They snipe, act hormonal and we despise them. Mission accomplished. In fact, one of the actresses looks so round-headed and orange, it isn’t beyond the realms of possibility to imagine her sitting outside an off-licence demanding a 'tab' from you.
It’s about bloody time our Antipodean cousins got in on the act. This week, Neighbours had a tragedy. Now, we’re not talking about the day Joe Mangel’s wife died, nor even Helen Daniels death. A big proper Brookside-style event.
Quite often, just to shake up the interest, a soap with have something so utterly awful happen to the cast that they either get the sympathy viewers coming to them or, indeed, stay unpopular because nobody was watching in the first place.
Like Emmerdale Farm’s plane disaster, and the mass murderers of Corrie,
the folks on Neighbours have had a rough old time in an aeroplane. An aeroplane that crashed. Into the sea. With half of the cast on board. Brilliant.
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Celebrity Big Brother voters will tonight boot either Rula Lenska, Traci Bingham or Maggot out of the Celebrity Big Brother house. It's just a shame they can't get rid of all three.
In the immediate aftermath of George and Preston having their nominations secretly broadcast to the Celebrity Big Brother housemates, Rula, Traci and Maggot displayed more disgracefully needy pathetic behaviour than our stomachs could bear. And - worse - they also indirectly made us stay up most of the night watching Celebrity Big Brother, which put us in a right mardy mood yesterday. As far as we can tell, they all get paid regardless of how long they stay on Celebrity Big Brother. What's the big fuss about going home early?
But which of the three will get the Celebrity Big Brother shove tonight? We've got the Celebrity Big Brother eviction betting odds right here, and - although it doesn't look too great for Rula - it could easily go either way. Celebrity Big Brother betting odds come with help from SportingOdds.com...
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Celebrity Big Brother has chewed up and spat out the second housemate of the series. It looks like the public didn't like Faria Alam as much as Dennis Rodman or Pete Burns.
But no sooner than Faria had taken her racially dubious views away, never to be seen again, the remaining Celebrity Big Brother housemates were treated to an extra specially cruel prank.
For discussing nominations and breaking Celebrity Big Brother rules, George and Preston had to nominate three Celebrity Big Brother housemates in front of everyone else. While they were drunk. So Traci Bingham, Rula Lenska and Maggot will be the next Celebrity Big Brother housemates to face the public vote.
Tomorrow we'll bring you the Celebrity Big Brother eviction betting odds for Rula, Maggot and Traci - but for now, who will go on to win Celebrity Big Brother? We've got the latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds right here, with help from SportingOdds.com...
