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Soap Spoilers! Sperm! Smashes! Tuesday!

by Joanna Bolouri

It’s Monday! Do you know what this means?! That’s right, not only do you still smell like Jagerbombs and vomit from Saturday night but it’s also time to find out what’s coming up in Soapland! Yes, as usual we skip along to Eastenders first where Michael has yet another cunning plan up his sleeve. Oh [...]

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X Factor Week 3 Review: More People Insist On Wearing Denim And Making Loud Noises

by Sophie Hall

It’s week three, and we’re all still clinging on, like a shivering, frostbitten Leonardo Di Caprio desperately grasping hold of Kate Winslet’s plank. It’s kind of nice. We began with a rare montage of previous X Factor successes ‘dominating the charts’. Cher Lloyd, JLS and Olly Murs. Meanwhile, last year’s winner Matt Cardle is co-writing [...]

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Dragon’s Den: With Royal Approval

by Jacki Evans

This week’s Dragons Den came with the royal seal of approval. Except that it didn’t. It came with a man who’d sent a board game to the Queen, got a letter of thanks, and then got a bit confused and thought this meant she loved him. And that was just one of the interludes. Actual [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Kissing!! Kidnapping!! Tatties!!

by Joanna Bolouri

Here at hecklerspray we live for soaps and spend literally weeks minutes gathering insider information to bring you these spoilers every week, and every night before we snuggle up together in our single bed we all sing this while holding hands and remember that even though we’re complete losers, we’ll never be as needy as you lot. [...]

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X Factor Review, Episode 2: The One Where They All Did The Singing Again

by Sophie Hall

And here we are again. You all look so incredibly tired. So before we begin, let’s really think to ourselves – what do we really WANT from episode 2 of The X Factor 2011? Because so far, nobody has really got what they want, have they? Nobody really voluntarily asks for Kelly Rowland, for example. [...]

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Dragon’s Den: It’s Not X Factor (But Still Better Than Big Brother)

by Jacki Evans

This weekend may have been the weekend that all the reality shows returned all at once, but it wasn’t all crazy excitement and Gary Barlow. No, Dragon’s Den was still plodding along on a Sunday night, parading a different class of idiot in front of us. Idiots who think they can invent and do business, [...]

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Incredibly Long Unnecessary Review Of X Factor 2011, Episode 1

by Sophie Hall

It has been 8 months now, since we all obligingly sat down with a couple of friends, some choice lunch meats, and self loathing, and watched Matt Cardle furiously leaking into his corduroy jeans. Oh, and won X Factor 2010. Some would say the healing process after viewing this will need a considerably longer time [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Fights! Drugs! Fire Walking!

by Joanna Bolouri

Hello Soap Fans! Have a good week? No? Brilliant. We hope you’re all miserable. It’s time to find out what’s happening in the land of made up people this week and you can be grateful that you won’t have to gaze upon anyone dressed as a Pearly Queen ever again. Well except our editor Mof [...]

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Soap Spoilers! It’s Not Real! You’re Welcome

by Joanna Bolouri

Spoiling soaps time! Hurray! Don’t complain. It’s not like the headline didn’t warn you that we’re about to tell you things that are about to happen in your favourite soap opera. Only a bovine brained div would whine about such things. Sadly, many of you are indeed, moo-headed simpletons, but that probably says more about [...]

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Dragon’s Den: More Rubbish Than Usual

by Jacki Evans

This week on Dragon’s Den, it was rubbish ideas week. More rubbish than usual, that is. The most exciting idea was a way to solve premature fence failure, which sadly, isn’t nearly as dirty as it sounds. hecklerspray just heard “premature” and got all excited. That’ll teach us. Before we got to the premature boys [...]

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