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Big Brother Betting Odds: Nikki Up, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

OK; sit down, close your eyes, clear your mind of any unimportant thoughts and take a few deep breaths. You see, Big Brother has just got rather confusing, so this is going to need all your attention.

Remember when Big Brother said that it took rulebreaking very seriously and threw Dawn out as a result? Well, Big Brother still takes rulebreaking very seriously, but can’t afford to throw out all the housemates who discussed nominations last week. So Glyn, Lea, Lisa, Imogen and Nikki, who all spoke about Big Brother nominations last week, all had to nominate each other. In front of everyone else. The five housemates had to choose one other of the five housemates to put up for eviction, and Nikki got the most votes. All the other Big Brother housemates will get to nominate normally, and the two housemates with the most votes will join Nikki in being up for Big Brother eviction on Friday.

Make sense? No? Oh, just watch the bloody programme tonight instead. We’ll have the Big Brother betting odds for eviction later in the week, but for now let’s concentrate on the Big Brother betting odds to win.

So here’s part two of our latest Big Brother betting odds to win, for Susie, Mikey, Anyone Else and Aisleyne, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…

OK; sit down, close your eyes, clear your mind of any unimportant thoughts and take a few deep breaths. You see, Big Brother has just got rather confusing, so this is going to need all your attention. Remember when Big Brother said that it took rulebreaking very seriously and threw Dawn out as a result? Well, Big Brother still takes rulebreaking very seriously, but can't afford to throw out all the housemates who discussed nominations last week. So Glyn, Lea, Lisa, Imogen and Nikki, who all spoke about Big Brother nominations last week, all had to nominate each other. In front of everyone else. The five housemates had to choose one other of the five housemates to put up for eviction, and Nikki got the most votes. All the other Big Brother housemates will get to nominate normally, and the two housemates with the most votes will join Nikki in being up for Big Brother eviction on Friday. Make sense? No? Oh, just watch the bloody programme tonight instead. We'll have the Big Brother betting odds for eviction later in the week, but for now let's concentrate on the Big Brother betting odds to win. So here's part two of our latest Big Brother betting odds to win, for Susie, Mikey, Anyone Else and Aisleyne, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Grace Got Out, Who’ll WIn?

by Stuart Heritage

Well, that was an incident-packed Big Brother eviction, wasn’t it? Grace throwing a glass of water into Susie’s face and then saying “moose” a couple of times because she didn’t understand the concept of nominations certainly put the cat amongst the pigeons.

And how on Earth could Big Brother follow up that explosive departure? By forcing the Big Brother housemates to breathe in each other’s mouth-stink, that’s how! But if watching a bunch of fame-hungry dullards gagging and choking like they were at a Bulimic Society convention isn’t for you, there’s always the ever-changing Big Brother group dynamic to concern yourselves with. Because that will determine who’ll win Big Brother, and that’s what we’re starting to look at today.

So here’s part one of our Big Brother betting odds to win – for Lea, Lisa, Richard and Imogen – with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

Well, that was an incident-packed Big Brother eviction, wasn't it? Grace throwing a glass of water into Susie's face and then saying "moose" a couple of times because she didn't understand the concept of nominations certainly put the cat amongst the pigeons. And how on Earth could Big Brother follow up that explosive departure? By forcing the Big Brother housemates to breathe in each other's mouth-stink, that's how! But if watching a bunch of fame-hungry dullards gagging and choking like they were at a Bulimic Society convention isn't for you, there's always the ever-changing Big Brother group dynamic to concern yourselves with. Because that will determine who'll win Big Brother, and that's what we're starting to look at today. So here's part one of our Big Brother betting odds to win - for Lea, Lisa, Richard and Imogen - with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Get Grace Out? OK

by Stuart Heritage

There are two things you need to make any money out of today’s Big Brother betting odds. You either need to be the world’s biggest optimist or the world’s richest human, because Grace’s Big Brother betting odds are just stupid.

Look, you don’t need to be Dr Emmett Brown to work out how tonight’s Big Brother eviction is going to go. Everyone hated Grace, Grace heard everyone shouting “get Grace out” last week and started acting like a stroppy, attention-seeking child. Grace was then nominated because she was acting like a stroppy, attention-seeking child, so Grace became even more of a stroppy, attention-seeking child. Now Grace is the most hated woman in the UK. But does that mean Grace will be out of Big Brother tonight? Lots of people want Nikki out of the Big Brother house, too…

So here are the latest Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nikki and Grace, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower…

There are two things you need to make any money out of today's Big Brother betting odds. You either need to be the world's biggest optimist or the world's richest human, because Grace's Big Brother betting odds are just stupid. Look, you don't need to be Dr Emmett Brown to work out how tonight's Big Brother eviction is going to go. Everyone hated Grace, Grace heard everyone shouting "get Grace out" last week and started acting like a stroppy, attention-seeking child. Grace was then nominated because she was acting like a stroppy, attention-seeking child, so Grace became even more of a stroppy, attention-seeking child. Now Grace is the most hated woman in the UK. But does that mean Grace will be out of Big Brother tonight? Lots of people want Nikki out of the Big Brother house, too... So here are the latest Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nikki and Grace, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Grace Out Tomorrow

by Stuart Heritage

We’re sure Sezer, wherever he is, will be taking a big sigh of relief. Come Friday, his title of Most Hated Big Brother Housemate Ever looks set to be passed down to Pob-faced Grace.

Officially, at least, tomorrow’s Big Brother eviction is still between Grace and Nikki, but by the looks of the Big Brother betting odds, Nikki won’t even have to pack her suitcase or shriek and sob her goodbyes to her fellow housemates in that annoying way that she’s so good at – Britain has caught Get Grace Out fever, and it doesn’t care who knows.

So who’s going to leave the Big Brother house tomorrow? As if you didn’t know. Here are the latest Big Brother eviction betting odds for Grace and Nikki, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Nikki v Grace, Who’s Gonna Win?

by Stuart Heritage

These Big Brother tasks have been getting better and better lately. After the thundering crapness of the geek test, the Big Brother housemates now all have to worship new girl Susie. For two days solid. Even Grace and Nikki, who hate her.

As for as the Big Brother eviction process, Nikki and Grace are coping in very different ways. For once – possibly for the first time in her life – Nikki is being the sensible one. Having said that, you could put Howling Mad Murdock from The A Team in the Big Brother house and he’d look sensible compared to all of Grace’s frantic witless crying. But we’ll look at the Big Brother eviction odds tomorrow; we still have to finish this week’s Big Brother betting odds to win.

So here’s the final part of our Big Brother betting odds to win for Anyone Else, Nikki, Glyn and Pete, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower…

These Big Brother tasks have been getting better and better lately. After the thundering crapness of the geek test, the Big Brother housemates now all have to worship new girl Susie. For two days solid. Even Grace and Nikki, who hate her. As for as the Big Brother eviction process, Nikki and Grace are coping in very different ways. For once - possibly for the first time in her life - Nikki is being the sensible one. Having said that, you could put Howling Mad Murdock from The A Team in the Big Brother house and he'd look sensible compared to all of Grace's frantic witless crying. But we'll look at the Big Brother eviction odds tomorrow; we still have to finish this week's Big Brother betting odds to win. So here's the final part of our Big Brother betting odds to win for Anyone Else, Nikki, Glyn and Pete, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Grace & Nikki Up, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

No surprises yesterday on Big Brother when new girl Susie got to unwittingly flex her powerful golden muscles and place Grace and Nikki up for Big Brother eviction all by herself.

We’ll be running our usual – probably viciously one-sided – Big Brother eviction odds for Grace and Nikki later on in the week, but we’ve still got the matter of the Big Brother betting odds to win. Today we’re going to look at the plodders – the Big Brother housemates that aren’t likable to be favourites or openly hateful enough to be outsiders. And we’ve got some fantastic Big Brother betting offers for you after the jump, too.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Richard, Aisleyne, Mikey and Susie, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Sam Out, Susie In, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

The Big Brother Gods – in association with delicious chocolatey snacks for fat buggers – have spoken. No sooner than Sam inevitably got kicked out of the Big Brother house, we said hello to Susie.

And Susie is… just the sort of fame-hungry idiot that normally gets into the Big Brother house, which is a bit disappointing. But still, Susie controls who gets nominated for eviction this week so at least we’ll have some horrifyingly toe-curling bum licking to keep us entertained as the Big Brother housemates, who are slowly learning that the Big Brother eviction mob hates everyone indiscriminately and getting more scared by the day, try and frantically curry favour with her.

So here’s part one of our weekly look at the Big Brother betting odds to win – for Grace, Lea, Lisa and Imogen, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

The Big Brother Gods - in association with delicious chocolatey snacks for fat buggers - have spoken. No sooner than Sam inevitably got kicked out of the Big Brother house, we said hello to Susie. And Susie is... just the sort of fame-hungry idiot that normally gets into the Big Brother house, which is a bit disappointing. But still, Susie controls who gets nominated for eviction this week so at least we'll have some horrifyingly toe-curling bum licking to keep us entertained as the Big Brother housemates, who are slowly learning that the Big Brother eviction mob hates everyone indiscriminately and getting more scared by the day, try and frantically curry favour with her. So here's part one of our weekly look at the Big Brother betting odds to win - for Grace, Lea, Lisa and Imogen, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother Betting Odds – Goodbye Sam?

by Stuart Heritage

Tonight sees the third Big Brother eviction proper, with either dreadful Nikki or dreadful Sam getting the chop. And we’ve got the latest Big Brother betting odds for you right here.

Whichever way you look at it, Big Brother will be losing a cast-iron idiot tonight. Which is vaguely exciting, but not as exciting as the brand-new Kit Kat-eating golden ticket winner becoming a fully-fledged Big Brother housemate tonight. That’s going to be insanely exciting – fingers crossed for a confused old lady, we say.

So who’s going to leave Big Brother tonight; Sam or Nikki? We’ve got the latest Big Brother betting odds after the jump, with odds from PaddyPower…

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Sam Out Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

We can’t believe our eyes, ears or mind – an entire week has passed in the Big Brother house without any Big Brother walkouts. What the hell is going on? Let’s get someone out – and quick!

As announced on Tuesday night, the Big Brother housemates facing eviction on Friday are Nikki and Sam. You remember who Nikki and Sam are, don’t you? One has a dick, the other is a dick. Ahh, that’s right, you understand now. In a way, it’ll be a shame to split Sam and Nikki up – they’re a great double act. Nikki is convinced that – despite being a homosexual man in a pre-op transsexual’s body (or “man-beast” as Nikki charmingly calls him) – Sam fancies Nikki, as “he is a man, so he must.” Make the most of this partnership, we’ve only got a few more days of it.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nikki and Sam, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…

We can't believe our eyes, ears or mind - an entire week has passed in the Big Brother house without any Big Brother walkouts. What the hell is going on? Let's get someone out - and quick! As announced on Tuesday night, the Big Brother housemates facing eviction on Friday are Nikki and Sam. You remember who Nikki and Sam are, don't you? One has a dick, the other is a dick. Ahh, that's right, you understand now. In a way, it'll be a shame to split Sam and Nikki up - they're a great double act. Nikki is convinced that - despite being a homosexual man in a pre-op transsexual's body (or "man-beast" as Nikki charmingly calls him) - Sam fancies Nikki, as "he is a man, so he must." Make the most of this partnership, we've only got a few more days of it. So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nikki and Sam, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Nikki v Sam, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Good Lord, we’re seriously thinking about breaking into the Big Brother house, sitting the Big Brother housemates down and very slowly explaining the rules of Big Brother to them.

Because at the moment, the biggest crime in the Big Brother house is apparently either ‘back-stabbing’ or ‘shit-stirring’… which is sort of the point of Big Brother, isn’t it? Having to hear Lea and Grace and Nikki and Imogen and Sam all rail at each other for saying to someone that someone heard someone say something about someone is making our brains bleed. And what’s with all the Big Brother housemates defending themselves all the time by saying, “I can’t change who I am”? Weird to think that Fred West didn’t use that watertight excuse when the police found all those bodies under the patio.

Anyway, furious ranting over, here’s the last installment of this week’s Big Brother betting odds to win, for Nikki, Glyn and Pete, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

Good Lord, we're seriously thinking about breaking into the Big Brother house, sitting the Big Brother housemates down and very slowly explaining the rules of Big Brother to them. Because at the moment, the biggest crime in the Big Brother house is apparently either 'back-stabbing' or 'shit-stirring'... which is sort of the point of Big Brother, isn't it? Having to hear Lea and Grace and Nikki and Imogen and Sam all rail at each other for saying to someone that someone heard someone say something about someone is making our brains bleed. And what's with all the Big Brother housemates defending themselves all the time by saying, "I can't change who I am"? Weird to think that Fred West didn't use that watertight excuse when the police found all those bodies under the patio. Anyway, furious ranting over, here's the last installment of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win, for Nikki, Glyn and Pete, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com...
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