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Big Brother Betting Odds: Kathreya To Win? Well, Yes, Obviously

by Stuart Heritage

You can tell a lot about Big Brother housemates by the simple things they do. By being on Big Brother, for instance, you can kind of tell that they’re all hopeless spackwads.

But how they act about being nominated is another pretty good indicator. Take Mohamed and Sylvia, for example. When Mohamed realised he was facing eviction, he was all smiles and hugs and warmth. However, Sylvia took a different path on hearing the news, basically going “Wergh wergh wergh wergh wergh,” at an uncomfortable pitch for about seven hours. Who’ll go? We’ll tell you tomorrow.

But for now, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rachel, Darnell, Mikey, Luke and Kathreya, with help from Paddy Power…

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Heather Mills To Be Celebrity Apprentice?

by C J Davies

It’s difficult to imagine what sort of corporate environment Heather Mills would flourish within – Widely Despised Monoped GoldDiggers Inc, perhaps, or Beatle Fleecers LLC.

That hasn’t stopped suspiciously-haired zillionaire Donald Trump from namedropping Ms. Mills in relation to the new series of US show The Celebrity Apprentice, however. After the last batch of episodes featured such luminaries as Lennox Lewis, Piers Morgan, Gene Simmons and that bloke who was shot on a boat in The Sopranos, Trump has confirmed that several wannabes have been angling for a slot in the new run… and that the ex-Ms. McCartney was among them.

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Mohamed & Sylvia Up, Stuart To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been all go in the Big Brother house lately. OK, not all go. Partly go. Barely go. Look, Big Brother’s on. Isn’t that enough?

What’s been happening in the world of Big Brother so far? Well, new boy Stuart continues to make waves by looking a bit like a vinyl sex doll and getting Sylvia all sad because he doesn’t want to jam his tongue into her gob quite as much as she wants to with him. Speaking of tongues – Mario and Lisa, stop it now. Just stop it. Watching you play Spin The Bottle recently was like watching a hungry dog gnaw the face off its dead owner. It’s horrible. Stop it.

Anyway, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Dale, Rex, Stuart and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…

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Top 13 Sci-Fi Babes

by David Schwartz

They are the women that drive men to warp fact five – the sex sirens of space.

Nothing quite gets you through the dull talk about black holes and plasma shields than the sight of a sexy girl in a spacesuit.

Well, grab hold of your lightsabres because hecklerspray has combed the length and breadth of the galaxy to come up with the hottest girls ever to appear in a sci-fi movie or TV programme.

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa To Win? Yeesh, Hardly

by Stuart Heritage

19 days in the Big Brother house and what’s happened so far? God knows, frankly, but at least we’ve got a lovely suntan.

Oh, we’re just kidding – thanks to the delight of catch-up on demand TV we’re all up to date on the Big Brother shenanigans. There was a mouthy woman who got kicked out, a smug orange man who got put in as her replacement and literally nothing else. Simple. But it’s the start of a new week, and that means it’s time for a fresh new batch of Big Brother betting odds.

So who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dennis, Lisa, Sylvia, Mario and Jennifer, with help from Paddy Power …

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Please Put Alex Back In To Ease Boredom

by hecklerspray staff

Isn’t it weird, one minute you want her out – the next you want her back? Suddenly, without Alex, everyone is getting on. Rubbish! At 12.40 this morning, everyone bar Mr & Mrs Boring Old Fart, were sitting at the kitchen table talking about their families. They were playing a guess-the-amount-of-siblings game, which made paint [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Alex, The Wicked Witch, Is Dead, Errr, Evicted

by hecklerspray staff

Relax, the vile Alex has left the building. She’s gone and better off forgotten, to be honest. She had been favourite with Paddy Power to go first this Friday, but now there will be no vote eviction at all. But there is a downside to that… Alex being hauled out for being continually offensive to [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Disgusting Alex Takes The Biscuit

by hecklerspray staff

Mohamed is “massively confused” apparently, according to Alexandra. Well, let me tell you Alex, no-one else is. You’re going on Friday and it’s about time too! Click here to find out Paddy Power’s odds. She is unbelievable. While admitting that, yes, she has been smoking and drinking in the house, Alex insists she is a [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Please Evict Two-faced Alex!

by hecklerspray staff

Outrageously two-faced Alexandra’s time in the house must be up. Surely it’s all over for the whining cow. Let’s get rid as soon as she’s up for eviction. But hang on, Paddy Power thinks she might walk (4/1). Now wouldn’t that be a bonus. We could get rid of Mario too then. These two need [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Someone Please Kick The Annoying Kat!

by hecklerspray staff

“The lines are closed. The votes have been verified. And I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is… Stephanie!” And with that went my chance of making any money out of Paddy Power this week! I had my lolly on creepy Mario and his plastic wife [...]

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