The Return Of The Apprentice

If hecklerspray were to say ‘reality TV’, what would you think?
Perhaps your mind would immediately vomit forth images of Celebrity Big Brother ‘winner’ Chantelle Houghton - a woman so fascinatingly stupid that the only thing she’d need to take into a nuclear bunker for entertainment would be a colouring book.
Or maybe you’d conjure all sorts of Gordon Ramsay-shaped thoughts - picturing him storming around in his overpriced kitchen, face crumpled into a scowl beneath his silly 1980s-lesbian haircut. Or you may find yourself thinking about whoever won I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here this year. We can’t remember who that was, and we’re frankly not too sure that whoever it was can either.
Yet occasionally something good drips through. Like the upcoming second series of Alan Sugar’s The Apprentice.












