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10 Things That Look A Bit Like Michael Jackson

by Mof Gimmers

Michael Jackson is dead. That’s too bad because he probably had a decent record left in him once he realised he oughta work with some decent songwriters and producers. Still, his memory lives on in his music, his batshit mental fans, court trials and of course, loads of things and people that look loads like [...]

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Top 22 Sexiest Robots

by David Schwartz

Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God’s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

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Is The Flintstones The Best Theme Tune Ever?

by Mof Gimmers

What’s the best TV theme tune ever? You could argue that until the end of time itself. And so, the ‘best’ could arguably be the theme regarded to be the most recognisable… and a recent poll has some interesting results for most recognisable TV theme tune ever.

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Top 10 Worst Musical Collaborations in Pop History

by Mof Gimmers

Seven of the current Top Ten has got the ubiquitous ‘feat.’ on the sleeve. Yep, it is pretty common these days to get some rapper to wander into the studio on lay down a quick half-baked rhyme to break up the sound of an autotuned voice. Sometimes it works… often, you simply wonder why.

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Top 7 Charming Criminals

by David Scarborough

Criminals are a cute and cuddly bunch, aren’t they? If they’re not pinching your wallet in an adorable fashion, they’re usually bludgeoning your head in. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of our favourite charmers of the criminal underworld. Partly because we love you so much, partly because it ties in nicely with the release [...]

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Top Ten: Die Hard Films

by Ralph Sanders

To celebrate the momentous release of the Bruce Willis aftershave (mostly testosterone-infused sweat, with topnotes of blood, inflammable material and rosehips). We’ve taken the time to put together the all-time, Top Ten Die Hard Films. Simple tales of a man with a dream. A dream of running around shirtless, covered in blood and shooting at things, admittedly, but still a dream.

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Top 10 CGI Films

by David Scarborough

CGI gets a bad rap around these parts of the interweb. If it doesn’t involve giant blue cats dry humping each other in the middle of a glowing forest, then it’s some amphibian floppy eared twat running around ruining your favourite sci-fi saga. Many forget that CGI animation is also responsible for some of the [...]

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Top 30 Movie Assholes

by Randy Figgins

If you’re an asshole, chances are you’ll end up in the film industry. It’s full of them – actors, producers, PR people, agents, critics. It would have taken years to compile a list of the biggest assholes in film. Possibly even decades. That’s just how ripe with assholes the movie world is. So we’ve decided [...]

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The Top 21 Most Thrilling Movie Cars Of All Time

by hecklerspray staff

Having a thrilling movie car can make even the worst films great.

It could have the worst script and acting in the world, but stick four wheels on it, an engine so powerful it can move you to tears and a nice paint job and you could be sitting on the next Citizen Kane.

That’s because everyone likes cars. They steal the show. Just think of all the films that could have been saved by simply putting a good car in them.

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Top 10 Lost Plot Holes

by David Scarborough

We absolutely adored Lost here at hecklerspray. Every episode piled on the intrigue with careless restraint; phallic stone plugs, grown men wearing too much eye-liner and a guy who could turn into smoke at his illogical whim – Lost had it all. After six series, fans waited patiently for a final episode they thought held [...]

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