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John: The Best Carpenter Since Jesus.

by Si Sharp

To celebrate the upcoming release of his new film ‘The Ward’*, hecklerspray would like to remind everyone of why John Carpenter is, on a good day, one of the greats. Liking John Carpenter is like being an Oasis fan- you still hope that the next release will capture those defining moments that made him/them so [...]

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Top 10 Ugly Celebrities (But None As Ugly As You)

by Steve Charnock

Celebrities. We love hating them. You do too if you were being honest with yourselves. In fact, you probably love the ones you hate more than the ones you love. So with that, let us poke some celebrities with a great big shitty stick for no reason at all. We’ll berate you while we’re at [...]

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Top 16 Drinking Movies

by David Schwartz

Beer is the cornerstone of society. In ancient England, people would place their settlements where the best hops grew. And of course, it’s the same all over Europe. And now, beer has been fine-tuned to something approaching real science – and that’s what we learned when we attended the World Draughtmasters Event when we were [...]

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Top 10 Songs You Didn’t Know Were Cover Versions

by Mof Gimmers

For the most part, doing a cover version is a signal to the rest of the world that you’re clean out of ideas. Unless, of course, you performed in the ’50s and ’60s, in which case, you were actively encouraged to never, ever write a song unless you were The Beatles or Burt Bacharach. That’s [...]

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UK versus USA: Reasons Why America Doesn’t Make Music As Good As We Do

by Mof Gimmers

Okay America – you may have given us rock ‘n’ roll, jazz and punk… but really, you’re not as good as we Brits. Seriously. America is rubbish compared to what we produce. Oh, you gave us hip-hop as well. Thanks for that. We really appreciate it. But we’re still better than you. It’s true and [...]

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Top 22 WTF Zombie Moments

by David Schwartz

Zombies – got to love them. Seeing their slow, shiftless bodies somehow catch up with and eat the brains of their unwitting, fully agile victims never ceases to amaze.

Their grotesque faces, their cold, emotionless eyes and laboured movements –it’s just like watching X-Factor, only remarkably not as popular.

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Top 10 Inappropriate Facebook Pages

by Kris Silver

We at Hecklerspray are often accused of being inappropriate. Either by irate Michael Jackson fans or by 14-year-old girls who get angry when we say something mean about their beloved Twilight. However, there is a wealth of inappropriate content on the internet, anyone who has braved 4chan’s /b/ board can attest to that. We weren’t [...]

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Americans Really Like Burning Things

by Mof Gimmers

This week, there’s been a lot of debate, angry pointing and people dribbling on about freedom of speech over crackpot Florida pastor Terry Jones (no, not that Terry Jones) who was threatening to burn copies of the Qur’an. Even though this man is clearly a royal arsewipe, he’s seen enough sense to “suspend” the event. [...]

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10 Reasons Why We Can Look Forward To Justin Bieber’s Nervous Breakdown

by Mof Gimmers

Justin Bieber has barely stopped wetting the bed and eating the boogers from his nose and yet, he’s one of the most famous humans on the planet. His whole life is soundtracked by people either fawning over him or shrieking at him like his arse is on fire. Of course, us miserable and utterly jaded [...]

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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Die Hard Scenes

by Kris Silver

With Sly Stallone’s bizarre announcement that he’d like Bruce Willis to appear as a villain in The Expendables 2 (because apparently flogging a dead horse once just isn’t enough) we here at Hecklerspray decided to man up and have ourselves a good, ol’ fashioned Die Hard marathon, to re-acquaint ourselves with one of our favourite [...]

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