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The GREATEST Fat People Ever!
Now that it's holiday season, all the famous stars are coming out with their taut, muscular bikini bodies. Some, like Scary Spice, got a little bit carried away, and now she's got Peter Andre's 1990s stomach, which resembles tight latex stretched over two giant packets of Wrigley's Extra. It's a weird look, especially with a set of womanly bosoms looming over the abs. Other famous faces will be surfacing over the coming weeks, oiled and dainty in their trunks and cozzies, so we thought it high time to wobble our appreciative stomachs in the direction of some brilliant famous people who don't seem to care that they are grotesquely fat...
Now that it's holiday season, all the famous stars are coming out with their taut, muscular bikini bodies. Some, like Scary Spice, got a little bit carried away, and now she's got Peter Andre's 1990s stomach, which resembles tight latex stretched over two giant packets of Wrigley's Extra. It's a weird look, especially with a set of womanly bosoms looming over the abs. Other famous faces will be surfacing over the coming weeks, oiled and dainty in their trunks and cozzies, so we thought it high time to wobble our appreciative stomachs in the direction of some brilliant famous people who don't seem to care that they are grotesquely fat...
Top 5 Future Movie Letdowns of 2009
It is as inevitable as day turning into night, Gordon Ramsay swearing and every odd numbered Star Trek movie being rubbish* – the summer blockbuster season is always ripe with disappointment. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news here but it’s true; this year has already proven that! - hello Wolverine, hello Terminator: Salvation - but there is hope and hype on the horizon - the year isn’t over yet. So here at hecklerspray we have decided to compile a list of films that you shouldn't be looking forward to, no matter what anybody says. *Proven wrong this year so the list is fallible.
It is as inevitable as day turning into night, Gordon Ramsay swearing and every odd numbered Star Trek movie being rubbish* – the summer blockbuster season is always ripe with disappointment. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news here but it’s true; this year has already proven that! - hello Wolverine, hello Terminator: Salvation - but there is hope and hype on the horizon - the year isn’t over yet. So here at hecklerspray we have decided to compile a list of films that you shouldn't be looking forward to, no matter what anybody says. *Proven wrong this year so the list is fallible.
Top 13 Worst Sport Injuries (Not For The Faint Of Heart)
Sport hurts. And if these clips are anything to go by – it hurts a hell of a lot. Even compiling this list of the worst sports injuries hurt – so God knows what it must have been like for the people involved. Put it this way, broken legs are only the tip of the iceberg when compared to having your throat cut, being impaled by a javelin and having your eye gouged out. Seriously, they are all on this list. It’s enough to put you off playing sport for good. So if you have a weak stomach, please look away now.
Sport hurts. And if these clips are anything to go by – it hurts a hell of a lot. Even compiling this list of the worst sports injuries hurt – so God knows what it must have been like for the people involved. Put it this way, broken legs are only the tip of the iceberg when compared to having your throat cut, being impaled by a javelin and having your eye gouged out. Seriously, they are all on this list. It’s enough to put you off playing sport for good. So if you have a weak stomach, please look away now.
The Most MOVING Big Brother Couples…
Ahh, watching Kooks-a-like Kris darting a feverish tongue into Sophie's appreciative mouth for a nanosecond of serious sex action is a beautiful sight. Hopefully, before this series of Big Brother is over, there will be more romance. Perhaps Marcus will get to steamroller Angel in the bit between the diary room and the house? Or might Sree finally achieve all of his wants with a long night of intense sexual intercourse with the Irish one? One thing is for sure, when it comes to beautiful romances, Big Brother has more than provided. Here are the five greatest on-screen love affairs. Hankies at the ready...
Ahh, watching Kooks-a-like Kris darting a feverish tongue into Sophie's appreciative mouth for a nanosecond of serious sex action is a beautiful sight. Hopefully, before this series of Big Brother is over, there will be more romance. Perhaps Marcus will get to steamroller Angel in the bit between the diary room and the house? Or might Sree finally achieve all of his wants with a long night of intense sexual intercourse with the Irish one? One thing is for sure, when it comes to beautiful romances, Big Brother has more than provided. Here are the five greatest on-screen love affairs. Hankies at the ready...
Top 25 Most Addictive Computer Games Of The 1980s
It’s time to grab your joysticks and join us on a trip down Memory Lane, as we look back at the best computer games of the 1980s. Now, some of our younger readers are probably thinking there were no decent games during that time. And they would be at least half right. Let’s face it - nostalgia apart - there was a lot of games which sucked around that time. We love to reminisce about these old games – but have you actually gone back and played on them? Sheesh! They usually involved breaking your joysticks or C64, Spectrum or Atari keyboards just to make a mess of pixels and garish colours move across a screen as fast as possible. Then there was the terrible sound and the seemingly endless amount of time you had to stare at the loading screens.
It’s time to grab your joysticks and join us on a trip down Memory Lane, as we look back at the best computer games of the 1980s. Now, some of our younger readers are probably thinking there were no decent games during that time. And they would be at least half right. Let’s face it - nostalgia apart - there was a lot of games which sucked around that time. We love to reminisce about these old games – but have you actually gone back and played on them? Sheesh! They usually involved breaking your joysticks or C64, Spectrum or Atari keyboards just to make a mess of pixels and garish colours move across a screen as fast as possible. Then there was the terrible sound and the seemingly endless amount of time you had to stare at the loading screens.
Top 5 Macho Movie Men In Humiliating Costumes
So you played online poker for three hours and won a sum that a Polish minimum wage employee would snort derisively at. The disappointment you feel could not compare to that of these fine gentlemen of film after learning what the wardrobe department had in store for them. We’ve all had to wear tights for one reason or another in our life, but even the butchest of men struggle to pull off these fashion faux pas. So kick-starting the list is a man who drinks ugly and craps failure...
So you played online poker for three hours and won a sum that a Polish minimum wage employee would snort derisively at. The disappointment you feel could not compare to that of these fine gentlemen of film after learning what the wardrobe department had in store for them. We’ve all had to wear tights for one reason or another in our life, but even the butchest of men struggle to pull off these fashion faux pas. So kick-starting the list is a man who drinks ugly and craps failure...
The Greatest Living Lesbians
All of a sudden everyone's bisexual, everyone. The Big Brother people, Megan Fox, the one from Black Eyed Peas - everyone. Unfortunately, we're not impressed one jot, because, frankly, being bisexual is a doddle. The ones we really look up to are the lesbians. And to prove it, here's a list of the greatest lesbians walking the earth...
All of a sudden everyone's bisexual, everyone. The Big Brother people, Megan Fox, the one from Black Eyed Peas - everyone. Unfortunately, we're not impressed one jot, because, frankly, being bisexual is a doddle. The ones we really look up to are the lesbians. And to prove it, here's a list of the greatest lesbians walking the earth...
The 10 Best X-Files Monsters
Like a list of the 10 greatest rock songs of all time or the 10 best kebab shops in Islington, a list of the 10 best X-Files monsters is a subjective thing based on taste and memories and how much change happens to be in your pocket. So while we must tip the hat to YesButNoButYes and their 10 Greatest X-Files Monsters, we must respectfully disagree with several of their choices and justifications and offer a different opinion. That’s X-phile talk for ‘they’re wrong, we’re right, nya nya.’
Like a list of the 10 greatest rock songs of all time or the 10 best kebab shops in Islington, a list of the 10 best X-Files monsters is a subjective thing based on taste and memories and how much change happens to be in your pocket. So while we must tip the hat to YesButNoButYes and their 10 Greatest X-Files Monsters, we must respectfully disagree with several of their choices and justifications and offer a different opinion. That’s X-phile talk for ‘they’re wrong, we’re right, nya nya.’
