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Top 15 Land Battles In Movie History
We may hate to admit it, but when it comes to movies, we're all war-mongering bastards. War may be good for nothing – but it certainly spices up a film. How else can you explain how we found it so difficult to cut this down these down to just 15? It was really, really hard. There are so many good battle scenes in films, it's almost inevitable we'll have missed a few out. So to make it easier, we restricted it to just land battles, although spaceships, helicopters and planes are also included in the scenes. Air, space and sea battles will follow. Enjoy!
We may hate to admit it, but when it comes to movies, we're all war-mongering bastards. War may be good for nothing – but it certainly spices up a film. How else can you explain how we found it so difficult to cut this down these down to just 15? It was really, really hard. There are so many good battle scenes in films, it's almost inevitable we'll have missed a few out. So to make it easier, we restricted it to just land battles, although spaceships, helicopters and planes are also included in the scenes. Air, space and sea battles will follow. Enjoy!
Famous Beauties Who Like Their Men UGLY!
Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. Surely the rules dictate that great looking people should stick to their own kind, not dabble in the swamp waters of the ugly pool? Not so, say these five beautiful rebels...
Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. Surely the rules dictate that great looking people should stick to their own kind, not dabble in the swamp waters of the ugly pool? Not so, say these five beautiful rebels...
Top 25 Fantasy Film Babes
Grab your magic wands and swords – let's hear it for the hottest fantasy film babes. In our latest excuse to trawl the internet looking for pictures of sexy women, we have decided to focus our attentions on the strange world of fantasy. Now, admittedly, this could be misinterpreted as an excuse to scour the net for porn. Type in the words 'fantasy film' or 'fantasy babes' into your search engine of choice and you certainly get some interesting responses. But you'll be delighted to know we stayed professional throughout, kept our greedy eyes off the one ring and stuck rigidly to our magical quest.
Grab your magic wands and swords – let's hear it for the hottest fantasy film babes. In our latest excuse to trawl the internet looking for pictures of sexy women, we have decided to focus our attentions on the strange world of fantasy. Now, admittedly, this could be misinterpreted as an excuse to scour the net for porn. Type in the words 'fantasy film' or 'fantasy babes' into your search engine of choice and you certainly get some interesting responses. But you'll be delighted to know we stayed professional throughout, kept our greedy eyes off the one ring and stuck rigidly to our magical quest.
Top 26 Slasher Movies
You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls. Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can't get enough of them. Mind you, it's not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There's the jocks, of course. Then the nerds. Leaving the weird loner types to usually save the day. We are sure this has some kind of social significance and insight into Western culture, but we are a snarky entertainment site, for God's sake. We are not here to educate.
You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls. Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can't get enough of them. Mind you, it's not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There's the jocks, of course. Then the nerds. Leaving the weird loner types to usually save the day. We are sure this has some kind of social significance and insight into Western culture, but we are a snarky entertainment site, for God's sake. We are not here to educate.
The Top Five Worst Things About Twilight
For most sane people Twilight is synonymous with a lot of things, none of them good. But here is a rundown of all the things that give this awful franchise its faecal aftertaste. Like vomit in an open sewer or Paris Hilton in a Uwe Boll movie, here is proof that you can make a bad thing worse. Ladies and gentlemen, the top five worst things about Twilight...
For most sane people Twilight is synonymous with a lot of things, none of them good. But here is a rundown of all the things that give this awful franchise its faecal aftertaste. Like vomit in an open sewer or Paris Hilton in a Uwe Boll movie, here is proof that you can make a bad thing worse. Ladies and gentlemen, the top five worst things about Twilight...
Top 26 Vampire Movies
Why do we love vampire movies so much? Vampires are essentially pale, scary-looking monsters who dress in black and drain the life-force out of anyone who crosses their path. Maybe Hollywood should make a movie about emo lawyers or tax inspectors. Should go down a scream at the box office. Anyway, the point is we love vampires. Can't get enough of them.
Why do we love vampire movies so much? Vampires are essentially pale, scary-looking monsters who dress in black and drain the life-force out of anyone who crosses their path. Maybe Hollywood should make a movie about emo lawyers or tax inspectors. Should go down a scream at the box office. Anyway, the point is we love vampires. Can't get enough of them.
Michael Jackson’s GREATEST Songs Revealed!
And so the planet mourns the death of Michael Jackson. Singer, dancer, owner of monkey. Expect to spend the next few long months being force fed compilations of his greatest moments, most of which will feature Thriller, Billie Jean, Man in The Mirror. His so-called greatest hits. Only, really, they're not. Not by a million miles. We know that because we've listened to every single Michael Jackson record, at least one and a half times each, so we have a fairly advanced knowledge of his work. So, ignore these "experts", here are his real most wonderful moments...
And so the planet mourns the death of Michael Jackson. Singer, dancer, owner of monkey. Expect to spend the next few long months being force fed compilations of his greatest moments, most of which will feature Thriller, Billie Jean, Man in The Mirror. His so-called greatest hits. Only, really, they're not. Not by a million miles. We know that because we've listened to every single Michael Jackson record, at least one and a half times each, so we have a fairly advanced knowledge of his work. So, ignore these "experts", here are his real most wonderful moments...
The GREATEST Fat People Ever!
Now that it's holiday season, all the famous stars are coming out with their taut, muscular bikini bodies. Some, like Scary Spice, got a little bit carried away, and now she's got Peter Andre's 1990s stomach, which resembles tight latex stretched over two giant packets of Wrigley's Extra. It's a weird look, especially with a set of womanly bosoms looming over the abs. Other famous faces will be surfacing over the coming weeks, oiled and dainty in their trunks and cozzies, so we thought it high time to wobble our appreciative stomachs in the direction of some brilliant famous people who don't seem to care that they are grotesquely fat...
Now that it's holiday season, all the famous stars are coming out with their taut, muscular bikini bodies. Some, like Scary Spice, got a little bit carried away, and now she's got Peter Andre's 1990s stomach, which resembles tight latex stretched over two giant packets of Wrigley's Extra. It's a weird look, especially with a set of womanly bosoms looming over the abs. Other famous faces will be surfacing over the coming weeks, oiled and dainty in their trunks and cozzies, so we thought it high time to wobble our appreciative stomachs in the direction of some brilliant famous people who don't seem to care that they are grotesquely fat...
