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Top 17 90s TV Girls Who Made You Come Of Age
Remember being a teenager in the 90s? Remember the TV shows we used to watch back then? The pattern was nearly always the same: the actors were all way too old, the morals were way too obvious and the girl next door way was too hot to be real… Great days, I’m sure we all agree. But who were the hottest hotties who made us really come of age back then?
Remember being a teenager in the 90s? Remember the TV shows we used to watch back then? The pattern was nearly always the same: the actors were all way too old, the morals were way too obvious and the girl next door way was too hot to be real… Great days, I’m sure we all agree. But who were the hottest hotties who made us really come of age back then?
The Greatest Live Acts Of ALL TIME!
Some of you will have gone to V this year, or Reading. Or the Glastonbury one. A few of you might even have been to all of them. You probably had a great time. After all, what's not to love? You got those middle management guys staring into the middle distance nonchalantly twirling fire on a rope as if that suddenly makes them at one with the earth. You've got loud HR workers chewing their own mouths off in the dance tent. You might even have found yourself in the reggae area, desperately attempting to hold down a gush of puke having mixed a brewski with a marijuana joint. Festival season - it's just brilliant. But before you pull your dreads apart and return to civilisation with tales of how great Blur were, or how Dizzee Rascal is totally blowing your mind right now, take a deep breath and scroll through our top five list of the greatest live performers ever. Prepare to be amazed...
Some of you will have gone to V this year, or Reading. Or the Glastonbury one. A few of you might even have been to all of them. You probably had a great time. After all, what's not to love? You got those middle management guys staring into the middle distance nonchalantly twirling fire on a rope as if that suddenly makes them at one with the earth. You've got loud HR workers chewing their own mouths off in the dance tent. You might even have found yourself in the reggae area, desperately attempting to hold down a gush of puke having mixed a brewski with a marijuana joint. Festival season - it's just brilliant. But before you pull your dreads apart and return to civilisation with tales of how great Blur were, or how Dizzee Rascal is totally blowing your mind right now, take a deep breath and scroll through our top five list of the greatest live performers ever. Prepare to be amazed...
Top 26 Pop Star Babes
The pop industry has a lot to answer for. It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits. Some of them look nice too. In fact, some of them are incredibly sexy. Oh, and some of them can sing too - but not that many.
The pop industry has a lot to answer for. It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits. Some of them look nice too. In fact, some of them are incredibly sexy. Oh, and some of them can sing too - but not that many.
Top 30 Commodore 64 Games
They say if you can remember the 1960s, you weren’t really there. Well likewise we’d argue if you can remember the 1980s, then you probably didn’t spend it playing on your Commodore 64. Inside that humble beige and black keyboard lurked a monster of an entertainment system. No doubt fan-boys of the ZX Spectrum will argue till they’re blue(er) in the face that their beloved machine was superior – but, quite frankly, we can’t hear them over all their jealousy.
They say if you can remember the 1960s, you weren’t really there. Well likewise we’d argue if you can remember the 1980s, then you probably didn’t spend it playing on your Commodore 64. Inside that humble beige and black keyboard lurked a monster of an entertainment system. No doubt fan-boys of the ZX Spectrum will argue till they’re blue(er) in the face that their beloved machine was superior – but, quite frankly, we can’t hear them over all their jealousy.
Five Stars Robbed Of The X Factor!
And so another year rolls around, and thousands of orphans will be performing song-and-dance routines, begging you not to turn your back on them, like everyone else they ever gave a damn about has. Early reports suggest that a quartet of hookers could be the next Pussycat Dolls, but no doubt they will be usurped at some point by a sniveling effeminate teen who has promised his dying nan that he will win X Factor for her. Regardless that she’s never seen it. It’s the television highlight of the autumn, and yet, they never quite get the winner right. In a perfect world, these people would all be trillionaires…
And so another year rolls around, and thousands of orphans will be performing song-and-dance routines, begging you not to turn your back on them, like everyone else they ever gave a damn about has. Early reports suggest that a quartet of hookers could be the next Pussycat Dolls, but no doubt they will be usurped at some point by a sniveling effeminate teen who has promised his dying nan that he will win X Factor for her. Regardless that she’s never seen it. It’s the television highlight of the autumn, and yet, they never quite get the winner right. In a perfect world, these people would all be trillionaires…
Top 25 Hollywood Hardmen
They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk? Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He's just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a break. Mark Wahlberg? Don't make us laugh. Tom Cruise? Now you really are taking the piss. Well, hecklerspray has come up with a list of Hollywood actors we think really could mix it with the best of them. These are Hollywood hardmen who really did live up to the name. Enjoy! And if you have a problem with our choices, we'll be waiting outside...
They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk? Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He's just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a break. Mark Wahlberg? Don't make us laugh. Tom Cruise? Now you really are taking the piss. Well, hecklerspray has come up with a list of Hollywood actors we think really could mix it with the best of them. These are Hollywood hardmen who really did live up to the name. Enjoy! And if you have a problem with our choices, we'll be waiting outside...
Top 30 Kid’s Cartoon Theme Tunes
Compiling this list of the greatest kid's cartoon theme tunes, you’re on to a loser from the off. You’re bound to disgust those who feel their first choice was left out. You’ll bloody the noses of those who can’t believe you put their cherished memory so low in the rankings. And you’ll almost certainly suffer the slings and arrows of those who think you’re wallowing in pointless nostalgia. Well, balls to them. There’s nothing like a trip down memory lane to get those endorphins pumping – so let’s wander idly along, humming the tunes that preceded our infant distractions, recalling with a grin that the opening titles were very often far more enjoyable than the tripe that followed. Here goes.
Compiling this list of the greatest kid's cartoon theme tunes, you’re on to a loser from the off. You’re bound to disgust those who feel their first choice was left out. You’ll bloody the noses of those who can’t believe you put their cherished memory so low in the rankings. And you’ll almost certainly suffer the slings and arrows of those who think you’re wallowing in pointless nostalgia. Well, balls to them. There’s nothing like a trip down memory lane to get those endorphins pumping – so let’s wander idly along, humming the tunes that preceded our infant distractions, recalling with a grin that the opening titles were very often far more enjoyable than the tripe that followed. Here goes.
10 Best Fantasy Football League Clips
Do you remember when Baddiel and Skinner weren't annoying idiots? We do. It was in this time they were at the helm of the show Fantasy Football League - a show that ran originally on the BBC as a weekly series, before being relegated to ITV and only being shown every other night during some international tournaments. The novelty factor of it was that it was actually funny, consistently, and produced some fine pre-internet memes that fans of the show, and football in general, could share. Just ask Jason Lee. So here we go, in no particular order - and quite annoying as we couldn't find all the clips we actually wanted...
Do you remember when Baddiel and Skinner weren't annoying idiots? We do. It was in this time they were at the helm of the show Fantasy Football League - a show that ran originally on the BBC as a weekly series, before being relegated to ITV and only being shown every other night during some international tournaments. The novelty factor of it was that it was actually funny, consistently, and produced some fine pre-internet memes that fans of the show, and football in general, could share. Just ask Jason Lee. So here we go, in no particular order - and quite annoying as we couldn't find all the clips we actually wanted...
