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Top 18 Sexy Celebrity Music Video Cameos

by David Schwartz

Sex sells – everyone knows that.

So if you want to sell more records or get more airplay, it’s hardly rocket science to suggest that by putting a sexy celebrity in your video is going to increase your chances of success tenfold.

It’s a winning formula – you only need look at the songs below to see that. There are couple of half-decent tracks here, but, let’s face it, they are mostly rubbish.

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The Greatest Football/Rap Stars EVER!

by hecklerspray staff

Time was when footballers needed just two skills – the ability to kick a football, and a knack for heavy drinking. That way, they could win the game, celebrate it, then drift slowly into crippling alcoholism. It worked. But, as with every successful system, a few young rebels felt it necessary to buck the trend, [...]

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Top 10 Moments From 24

by David Schwartz

Did you know that 24 was originally planned to be a romantic comedy showing 24 hours in the life of a wedding?

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Four Horrendous Popstar Decision Makers

by hecklerspray staff

It must be excellent being part of a successful young pop group.

You get to travel the world, stopping occasionally to jump around on stage, then, in the evening, you can wile away the hours brainlessly passing groupies around, necking gin. You don’t have to think for yourself, which makes certain popstar decisions near impossible to understand.

Below are four maniacs who decided to brave the world on their own, only to realise that they’d probably just made a massive mistake…

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26 Hottest TV Babes: Sci-Fi

by David Schwartz

There really is something about the sight of a sexy woman in a skimpy spacesuit.

Forget the planet-hopping, spaceships and aliens, it’s the sultry space sirens that can really make or break a sci-fi TV series.

So what better way to kill a couple of hours than to scan the internet looking for pictures of them? We love our jobs, really. Any excuse to look at more beautiful women.

Enjoy.

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Top 10 Lost Moments

by hecklerspray staff

We’ve had Smoke Monsters, mysterious ‘Others’ and buttons that save the world, but with the Island having disappeared things have seriously gotten weird.

Now we take a look at the fantastically mind-bending Lost and its best moments as it flashes back onto our screens this weekend with the start of series 5. Oh, and for God’s sake stop asking about the stupid polar bears!

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South Park’s Top 10 (Other) Eric Cartman Moments

by David Schwartz

First of all we want to say thanks for all the interest in our post about the top 24 Eric Cartman moments.

We have been really overwhelmed by the response, while also delighted that Hecklerspray readers love South Park as much as us.

It shows you have good taste. However, while reading through your various comments we did realise that we missed a few moments of Eric Cartman genius and thought we had better set the record straight.

Well, it was simply another excuse to go trawl some more brilliant South Park episodes.

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The Top 20 Jon Stewart Jokes

by David Schwartz

Jon Stewart is a funny man – we can all agree on that.

Whether it’s his numerous quips on The Daily Show or his hosting of the Oscars, he very rarely fails to make us smile.

In fact, Jon Stewart is so funny he could probably make us laugh while telling us we have terminal cancer. Or that our dog had just been run over. He is so funny, politicians go on his show just to have the pleasure of getting the piss taken out of them.

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South Park’s Top 24 Cartman Moments

by David Schwartz

Here at Hecklerspray, we have often been described as negative and cynical.

Now, that just hurts us. So to prove we actually can be positive about things, we have decided to dedicate a list to one TV show we truly love, South Park. And, in particular, its greatest creation, Eric Cartman.

In fact, we love South Park so much, we treasure it above KFC, Xbox and our own mothers. Really! More than KFC. It’s that good.

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Top 26 Sexiest Cartoon Babes

by David Schwartz

Forget actual women – what we all want to know is who are the sexiest cartoon characters.

Now you might think that the above statement is a bit odd. And you would be fully justified in thinking that. It is an odd idea for a list and we blame editor and general sick puppy Stuart Heritage for even coming up with the idea in the first place.

But what you need to understand is this is not just some stupid list of drawings designed to spark titillation, nostalgia and debate. No, this is far more important than that.

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