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10 Famous People Who Should Never Speak Again

by hecklerspray staff

Here’s a guest blog by Josh from the mighty Interestment…

Beauty surely is the most fickle of the tick box categories we demand in a partner. After all, every once in a while a gorgeous face will start speaking, and all semblence of attractiveness will find itself hurtling from the nearest window.

Here are ten famous people who would be wise to keep schtum in future.

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Top Four Embarrassing Celebrity Girlfriends

by hecklerspray staff

There was a time, probably in the 1980s and 1990s, when having a celebrity girlfriend would make you the coolest guy in the world.

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Top 26 Sexiest Women Of The 1990s

by David Schwartz

The 1990s certainly has a lot to answer for.

Any decade responsible for The Spice Girls, Ally McBeal, New Labour and the return of Manchester United needs to take a long, hard look at itself. But the nineties was also a force of much good. It brought us TV shows such as South Park, The Simpsons, Baywatch, The X-Files and Seinfeld.

OK, so technically Seinfeld and The Simpsons began just before 1990, but this no time to get bogged down in technicalities. We are only dealing with sweeping generalisations today.

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The Five Most Wonderful Celebrity Chefs

by hecklerspray staff

A guest blog by Monsieur Josh Burt from Interestment…

Were medieval royals granted a few weeks living in the 21st century, they would be astounded by what they see. Outraged even.

Look, the jesters have become film stars! Hark, the lowly kitchen workers are all over television making big money! Next thing you know, the bottom wipers will be running the country. Oh, hang on…

Either way, the medievals can shut the hell up, because we absolutely adore the celebrity cooks. So much so that we thought it completely necessary to come up with a top five. It reads exactly like this…

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Top 21 Worst Cartoon Characters Of All Time

by David Schwartz

Nothing beat Saturday morning cartoons when you were growing up.

That feeling of waking up stupidly early so you could sit cross-legged and transfixed on the TV for hours on end is hard to beat.

Sure, as adults, we have sex, sleep-ins and cars to entertain us during the weekends – but are they really as good? OK, yes, they are, so we won’t labour the point.

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The Best Famous Kids With Famous Parents Ever!

by hecklerspray staff

A guest blog by Josh from Interestment…

Wow, what a crazy time everyone had at London Fancy Dress Week.

The Geldof sisters were there with Ray Winstone’s oiky little girl. She was with Keith Allen’s offspring, who was probably staring from the corner of his eye at Daisy Lowe’s bosoms, which have been having quite an airing lately, if i-D magazine has anything to do with it.

Of course, Alexa Chung – the only non-celebrity child – was the glue keeping everyone together, with her pipe-cleaner legs and voice like a loudspeaker. What a trendy bunch. And, yet, so difficult to like. It could, of course, sound like a case of sour grapes, but it’s not at all. As this small list of extremely excellent celebrity offspring who we absolutely adore proves…

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Top 25 Most Annoying Ironic T-Shirt Slogans

by hecklerspray staff

Somewhere along the line (we believe sometime in the mid-90s) it became trendy to wear t-shirts with sarcastic or ironic slogans on them.

The idea was that everyone would get a chuckle out of your shirt and walk away thinking about how clever and witty you must be. Unfortunately, like socialism, this was one theory that never quite panned out in practice. Almost inevitably, we find that people who wear such shirts are the biggest tools around.

So it’s no surprise that everyone now walks away thinking “Ugh, another one of those ridiculous t-shirts” instead of “wow, that’s so funny!” We’ve collected the most irritating of them below for you…

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The Greatest Movie Performances By Pop Stars Ever!

by hecklerspray staff

Here’s a guest blog by Josh out of Interestment…

Contrary to what your destroyed and embittered careers advisor screamed into your face – flecks of saliva spattering your cheeks – becoming an actor isn’t just a hobby, it’s a job.

Just look what happens when non-actors like Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston give it a bash – they ruin films. Completely ruin them.

And yet, while those three were totally rubbish, every once in a while a marvelous young pop star will come along and blow our minds. Here are four great singers/actors…

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Top 16 Worst Oscar Moments

by David Schwartz

If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke you would be so right.

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Top 5 Oddest Ways Hollywood Stars Prepare For Oscars Night

by David Schwartz

It really is simply ridiculous the lengths that Hollywood actresses will go to impress on Oscars night.

A beautiful gown can only distract from the wrinkly face and bloated thighs for so long, which means Hollywood’s elite have to pull out all the stops in their search for physical perfection.

Of course, they will spend endless hours in the gym and getting poison injected into their faces in the build-up to the big night. But there are some actresses who are prepared to go that extra step.

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