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Top 24 Onstage Rockstar Mishaps

by David Schwartz

It’s hard to feel sorry for rock stars. They are, after all, rock stars, which usually means they get a paid a lot of money to be pretentious, go out with supermodels and trash hotel rooms.

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Top 19 Post-Match Interviews

by David Schwartz

It seems almost like cruelty to interview someone just after a match. We’ve all said stupid things and made ridiculous predictions after matches.

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The Most Magnificent Celebrity Makeovers

by Josh Burt

Ever since Plain Jane the Superbrain took off her glasses, smeared some slutty red lipstick around her mouth, and rubbed ice cubes on her stupid nipples, the celebrity makeover has been a must for anyone hoping to increase their fame. For those unaware, the whole Plain Jane thing happened in the Australian drama serial, Neighbours. [...]

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Top 10 Post-Apocalytic Movies

by Alex de Moller

Post-apocalypse, or ‘dystopian’ film, has been the stuff of legend since Fritz Lang’s Metropolis, Stanley Kramer’s On the Beach and Franklin J. Schaffner’s Planet of the Apes.

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The Top Five Celebrity Lazaruses

by Josh Burt

For those of you who were too busy smoking to read The Bible, Lazarus was a bearded taxman who choked on a pound coin and dropped dead in the kitchen, only to be brought back to life moments later by a passing hippy called Jesus Christ Superstar.

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Top 20 Sci-Fi Movie Villains

by David Schwartz

Sci-fi villains – we just can’t get enough of them.

From Ming the Merciless to Darth Vader, a good old-fashioned baddie can transform even the most average science fiction movie into something quite special.

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Top 8 Bonkers Celebrities

by Josh Burt

Next time someone tells you that they’re a ‘little bit mad’, don’t greet the news with a cheerful honk and a quip about how you can be “bonkers” yourself sometimes. Call the cops, have them sectioned. It might seem harsh, but remember – there’s just one mood swing between a hilarious farting noise when you [...]

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Sexiest Women Of The Noughties (So Far)

by David Schwartz

With The Noughties almost at an end, it’s time to reflect.

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Top 22 Movie Drunks

by David Schwartz

There is nothing worse than being sober in a room full of drunk people. OK, so there are a few things worse – like cancer, famine and finding out your dad wants to be a woman. Anyway, the points is, drunk people in real life are soooooo annoying. Almost as annoying as people who put [...]

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Top 10 Battlestar Galactica WTFs

by hecklerspray staff

The re-imagined Battlestar Galactica has been nothing if not a hell of a ride.

Veteran writer Ron Moore went about creating a fully-realised universe, one that – surprisingly – dragged viewers in through its realism and character development as much as its thought-provoking stories.

Alert: Spoilers ahead, stop reading now if you care about that sort of thing. The finale created its fair share of debate as fans debated the merits of exactly how the plots were resolved in the last three hours and thirty-some minutes. The final battle was great. The final episode?

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