From the category archives:

Top 10s

Top 13 Worst Sport Injuries (Not For The Faint Of Heart)

by David Schwartz

Sport hurts. And if these clips are anything to go by – it hurts a hell of a lot. Even compiling this list of the worst sports injuries hurt – so God knows what it must have been like for the people involved. Put it this way, broken legs are only the tip of the [...]

2 comments Read more >>>

The Most MOVING Big Brother Couples…

by Josh Burt

Ahh, watching Kooks-a-like Kris darting a feverish tongue into Sophie’s appreciative mouth for a nanosecond of serious sex action is a beautiful sight. Hopefully, before this series of Big Brother is over, there will be more romance. Perhaps Marcus will get to steamroller Angel in the bit between the diary room and the house? Or [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Top 25 Most Addictive Computer Games Of The 1980s

by David Schwartz

It’s time to grab your joysticks and join us on a trip down Memory Lane, as we look back at the best computer games of the 1980s. Now, some of our younger readers are probably thinking there were no decent games during that time. And they would be at least half right. Let’s face it [...]

3 comments Read more >>>

Top 5 Macho Movie Men In Humiliating Costumes

by David Scarborough

So you played online poker for three hours and won a sum that a Polish minimum wage employee would snort derisively at. The disappointment you feel could not compare to that of these fine gentlemen of film after learning what the wardrobe department had in store for them. We’ve all had to wear tights for [...]

4 comments Read more >>>

The Greatest Living Lesbians

by Josh Burt

All of a sudden everyone’s bisexual, everyone. The Big Brother people, Megan Fox, the one from Black Eyed Peas – everyone. Unfortunately, we’re not impressed one jot, because, frankly, being bisexual is a doddle. The ones we really look up to are the lesbians. And to prove it, here’s a list of the greatest lesbians [...]

4 comments Read more >>>

The 10 Best X-Files Monsters

by hecklerspray staff

Like a list of the 10 greatest rock songs of all time or the 10 best kebab shops in Islington, a list of the 10 best X-Files monsters is a subjective thing based on taste and memories and how much change happens to be in your pocket. So while we must tip the hat to [...]

9 comments Read more >>>

20 Weirdest Album Covers

by Alex de Moller

Music. Visions. Drugs.

Album covers can often be the aftermath of happy clappy drug abuse. You might be a boring lump of flesh in your real life, but add LSD and suddenly you’re a hero. Your ideas are original, you speak with the voice of a God and everything suddenly makes sense – at least it does to you.

18 comments Read more >>>

Is This The Greatest GIRLBAND Ever?

by Josh Burt

Only last week we discussed at some length who would make it into the greatest boyband ever. It turned out to be the most startling line up imaginable, but also a bit sexist. Where were the girls? They were nowhere to be seen. So, with that in mind we thought it best to compile the [...]

2 comments Read more >>>

Top 10 Football Training Ground Fights

by David Schwartz

Why are we so shocked when team-mates fight? We know they are supposed to be a team, but we bet there are some people at work you wouldn’t mind kicking in the face.

1 comment Read more >>>

Top Nine Why Are You On My Telly Screen?

by Nik Johnson

The best way to judge the quality of a TV show (without the hassle of actually watching it) is to see which stars have signed up. Ricky Gervais enlisted Robert De Nero for Extras, while Never Mind the Buzzcocks has some tit from N-Dubz every single week. Here’s the top Shite Mark of Quality celebrities [...]

2 comments Read more >>>