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Top 30 Shockingest Movie Moments (Spoiler Alert)

by David Schwartz

It’s almost impossible to genuinely surprise and shock people in movie theatres these days. We’ve already seen it all. We suspect every member of the cast of being the murderer. We’ve developed strong stomachs after seeing just about every imaginable way an unstoppable maniac with a huge knife can kill horny teenagers. Even most of [...]

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Top 15 Land Battles In Movie History

by David Schwartz

We may hate to admit it, but when it comes to movies, we’re all war-mongering bastards. War may be good for nothing – but it certainly spices up a film. How else can you explain how we found it so difficult to cut this down these down to just 15? It was really, really hard. [...]

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Famous Beauties Who Like Their Men UGLY!

by Josh Burt

Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. Surely the rules dictate that great looking people should stick to their own [...]

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Top 25 Fantasy Film Babes

by David Schwartz

Grab your magic wands and swords – let’s hear it for the hottest fantasy film babes. In our latest excuse to trawl the internet looking for pictures of sexy women, we have decided to focus our attentions on the strange world of fantasy. Now, admittedly, this could be misinterpreted as an excuse to scour the [...]

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Top 26 Slasher Movies

by David Schwartz

You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls. Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can’t get enough of them. Mind you, it’s not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There’s the jocks, of [...]

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The Top Five Worst Things About Twilight

by hecklerspray staff

For most sane people Twilight is synonymous with a lot of things, none of them good. But here is a rundown of all the things that give this awful franchise its faecal aftertaste. Like vomit in an open sewer or Paris Hilton in a Uwe Boll movie, here is proof that you can make a [...]

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Top 26 Vampire Movies

by David Schwartz

Why do we love vampire movies so much? Vampires are essentially pale, scary-looking monsters who dress in black and drain the life-force out of anyone who crosses their path. Maybe Hollywood should make a movie about emo lawyers or tax inspectors. Should go down a scream at the box office. Anyway, the point is we [...]

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Michael Jackson’s GREATEST Songs Revealed!

by Josh Burt

And so the planet mourns the death of Michael Jackson. Singer, dancer, owner of monkey. Expect to spend the next few long months being force fed compilations of his greatest moments, most of which will feature Thriller, Billie Jean, Man in The Mirror. His so-called greatest hits. Only, really, they’re not. Not by a million [...]

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The GREATEST Fat People Ever!

by Josh Burt

Now that it’s holiday season, all the famous stars are coming out with their taut, muscular bikini bodies. Some, like Scary Spice, got a little bit carried away, and now she’s got Peter Andre‘s 1990s stomach, which resembles tight latex stretched over two giant packets of Wrigley’s Extra. It’s a weird look, especially with a [...]

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Top 5 Future Movie Letdowns of 2009

by David Scarborough

It is as inevitable as day turning into night, Gordon Ramsay swearing and every odd numbered Star Trek movie being rubbish* – the summer blockbuster season is always ripe with disappointment. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news here but it’s true; this year has already proven that! – hello Wolverine, hello Terminator: Salvation [...]

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