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Top 30 Hottest Ever Sports Illustrated Swimwear Models
We love Sports Illustrated swimwear models here at hecklerspray. Sure, we like looking at the pictures of beautiful girls but we also like to think they are performing an important role of getting more people interested in swimming. Well, put it this way, nothing has made us more interested in the breaststroke than the thought of a lovely girl in a tight-fitting bikini. OK, enough of the terrible jokes and roll on the pictures of half-naked women...
We love Sports Illustrated swimwear models here at hecklerspray. Sure, we like looking at the pictures of beautiful girls but we also like to think they are performing an important role of getting more people interested in swimming. Well, put it this way, nothing has made us more interested in the breaststroke than the thought of a lovely girl in a tight-fitting bikini. OK, enough of the terrible jokes and roll on the pictures of half-naked women...
Halloween: The Nine Creepiest Puppets Of All Time
Halloween seems to have lost its bite lately. What's scary about a couple of children with sheets on their heads asking for confectionery? Nothing. So how can we make Halloween scary again? Simple - puppets. Puppets and dolls are easily the scariest thing in the entire world. Look at them, staring at you with their cold, dead eyes. They're terrifying. And we're pretty sure they all come to life at night and watch you sleep. Seriously, 9's released today and that little doll thing freaks us out. So in the spirit of Halloween we've decided to compile the definitive list of culture's creepiest, freakiest, most uncomfortably nightmarish puppets. Enjoy. And sleep well tonight...
Halloween seems to have lost its bite lately. What's scary about a couple of children with sheets on their heads asking for confectionery? Nothing. So how can we make Halloween scary again? Simple - puppets. Puppets and dolls are easily the scariest thing in the entire world. Look at them, staring at you with their cold, dead eyes. They're terrifying. And we're pretty sure they all come to life at night and watch you sleep. Seriously, 9's released today and that little doll thing freaks us out. So in the spirit of Halloween we've decided to compile the definitive list of culture's creepiest, freakiest, most uncomfortably nightmarish puppets. Enjoy. And sleep well tonight...
Top 17 Poker Babes
Poker is officially our new favourite pastime. But we are not talking about just playing it – watching it can be just as good. Now, TV programmes dedicated to featuring fat, balding men with crap monikers like 'Pretty Boy' and 'Cardshark' leering over their cards at each other may not seem like a good night's entertainment. And you would be right.
Poker is officially our new favourite pastime. But we are not talking about just playing it – watching it can be just as good. Now, TV programmes dedicated to featuring fat, balding men with crap monikers like 'Pretty Boy' and 'Cardshark' leering over their cards at each other may not seem like a good night's entertainment. And you would be right.
The Office USA Vs The Office UK: Top Moments
Like everything from cultural imperialism to one specific type of muffin, The Office was a British idea copied by the Americans. Both the British and American versions of The Office have been stormed the ratings, both the British and American versions of The Office have mined comedy from awkward and mundane situations and both the British and American versions of The Office have spawned movie stars, as seen in everything from Get Smart to Love, Actually to Pirates Of The Caribbean to that rubbishy George Clooney film about American football. But which is better - the British Office or the American Office? It's a debate that everyone has an opinion on but nobody has comprehensively won. And that's why we're here now. Using a complex scientific algorythm based on five categories, we've decided to find out which version of The Office is best. You may disagree with us if you like. Just know that if you do, you're wrong...
Like everything from cultural imperialism to one specific type of muffin, The Office was a British idea copied by the Americans. Both the British and American versions of The Office have been stormed the ratings, both the British and American versions of The Office have mined comedy from awkward and mundane situations and both the British and American versions of The Office have spawned movie stars, as seen in everything from Get Smart to Love, Actually to Pirates Of The Caribbean to that rubbishy George Clooney film about American football. But which is better - the British Office or the American Office? It's a debate that everyone has an opinion on but nobody has comprehensively won. And that's why we're here now. Using a complex scientific algorythm based on five categories, we've decided to find out which version of The Office is best. You may disagree with us if you like. Just know that if you do, you're wrong...
The 20 Most Awesome Movie Cameos Ever
Cameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword. On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress. The more negative reaction however can see fans of a particular actor howling in anger as some wannabe gate-crashes some other big-name star’s party – usually with a scene of such gravitas that it completely overshadows the main star’s performance.
Cameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword. On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress. The more negative reaction however can see fans of a particular actor howling in anger as some wannabe gate-crashes some other big-name star’s party – usually with a scene of such gravitas that it completely overshadows the main star’s performance.
Who Wants To Hear Some Bad Accents? OK, So That’s Everyone…
As we all know, it's rude to insult the dead. They're dead. They can't hear what you're saying, and they can't be rude back. Plus, it's probably quite disrespectful, because, you know, they're dead. Come on. What kind of person are you? Anyway, the point is that we're not going to say anything rude about Heath Ledger's English accent in The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, because he's dead, and it would be a cheap shot. Instead, we're going to list some other attempted accents, that may or may not be worse than Heath's, whilst kind of hinting that perhaps they were better. What we're not going to do is come out and say that his accent was totally rubbish. We're not that cruel. We would never say that. Ever. The man's dead. Here are some other appalling stabs at sounding English...
As we all know, it's rude to insult the dead. They're dead. They can't hear what you're saying, and they can't be rude back. Plus, it's probably quite disrespectful, because, you know, they're dead. Come on. What kind of person are you? Anyway, the point is that we're not going to say anything rude about Heath Ledger's English accent in The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, because he's dead, and it would be a cheap shot. Instead, we're going to list some other attempted accents, that may or may not be worse than Heath's, whilst kind of hinting that perhaps they were better. What we're not going to do is come out and say that his accent was totally rubbish. We're not that cruel. We would never say that. Ever. The man's dead. Here are some other appalling stabs at sounding English...
Top 15 Most Badass Videogame Weapons
You know, here at Hecklerspray, we deplore violence. But even we cannot fathom why people get in such a flap about videogame violence - it's not real. Besides, the more time some sweaty kid spends locked up in his room playing Grand Theft Auto, the less time he is out on the street causing mischief. It also means he can satisfy his bloodlust within the four walls of his bedroom – just like certain other urges teenage boys get. And if he wants to beat some poor old lady to death in the street, so be it. It's only pixels after all. Nobody gets hurt.
You know, here at Hecklerspray, we deplore violence. But even we cannot fathom why people get in such a flap about videogame violence - it's not real. Besides, the more time some sweaty kid spends locked up in his room playing Grand Theft Auto, the less time he is out on the street causing mischief. It also means he can satisfy his bloodlust within the four walls of his bedroom – just like certain other urges teenage boys get. And if he wants to beat some poor old lady to death in the street, so be it. It's only pixels after all. Nobody gets hurt.
The Most Wonderful Pretend Prostitutes Of ALL TIME
Everyone knows that, in movies, it's tough being a woman. The roles on offer tend to only be those of kindly nuns, tearful wives silently rinsing cups in the sink, or unbelievable ball breakers. There is no real middle ground. Of course, one other role that we haven't mentioned yet is that of a wonderful prostitute. Everyone's played one, from Jane Fonda to Charlize Theron. So with that in mind, we thought it best to highlight the greatest on-screen hookers of them all.
Everyone knows that, in movies, it's tough being a woman. The roles on offer tend to only be those of kindly nuns, tearful wives silently rinsing cups in the sink, or unbelievable ball breakers. There is no real middle ground. Of course, one other role that we haven't mentioned yet is that of a wonderful prostitute. Everyone's played one, from Jane Fonda to Charlize Theron. So with that in mind, we thought it best to highlight the greatest on-screen hookers of them all.
