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It's almost Christmas. If you can't buy a loved one a T-shirt with "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut!" written all over it, then - really - when can you?

That's right - it's time for this week's Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week, where we take the dumbest thing a celebrity has said over the last seven days, bung it on the front of a lovely comfortable T-shirt and flog it to you like we thought the words up in the first place. For you.

This week's Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week comes from the only real celebrity story of the week - the Pamela Anderson/ Kid Rock divorce. Now, as you all know Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting divorced after four arduous months of marriage, and it's all thanks to Borat. Reports say that when Kid Rock saw Pamela Anderson in Borat for the very first time, his response was an unusually angry "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut!" and that was that. And now you can have your very own male or female Kid Rock "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut!" T-shirt delivered straight to your door for hardly any money at all really. We're good to you, you know.

Well, it was either this or a Lindsay Lohan "Cokehead! CUNT!" T-shirt. 

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Celebrities. They have it all, don't they? Wealth, fame, legions of fawning fans and a God-given right to carp on about whatever dumb shit happens to be ambiently floating around their mind at any given moment in time.

But then once the celebrity has finished talking cock, their words disappear into the air forever. That's why the hecklerspray Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week hand-picks the dumbest thing any famous person says during the week and plasters it all over a super high-quality range of male and female T-shirts for you to wear forever. And they're cheap, too.

This week, the dumb celebrity in question is Heather Mills, who went on American TV recently to try and convince the world that she's a lot less awful than it probably thinks she is. And how did she do this? By saying that she'd rather have all of her arms and legs cut off than have people slag her off in the papers because "if your limbs are chopped off you get another limb." Now, ignoring the fact that Heather Mills would have to be part starfish for this mental statement to make sense, we want you to look us in the eye and tell us that you don't want a Heather Mills "If Your Limbs Are Chopped Off You Get Another Limb" T-shirt. Of course you want one - everyone wants one, and they're already flying off the shelves. Time to get in on the Heather Mills T-shirt action, we think.

Get your hands on a Heather Mills "If Your Limbs Are Chopped Off You Get Another Limb" T-shirt

Chances are at some point in history - we're too lazy to check - there's been a show called Kids Say The Funniest Things. That title's right, and so would the title of a show we've just invented called Celebrities Talk A Right Old Bag Of Shit.

But that's the thing with talking, isn't it? As soon as the words come out of someone's mouth they disappear, and where's the fun in that? It'd be much better to buy a T-shirt with the celebrity's dumb words spat all over it to love and keep and cherish forever, right?

That's why - after an aborted attempt with a Steve Irwin T-shirt that was too filthy to mention - hecklerspray's launching the Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week, where we take the most ridiculous thing that a celebrity has said all week and slap it right on the front of a high-quality T-shirt that you can actually buy. Ready?

This week's Dumb Quote T-Shirt Of The Week is all about Naomi Campbell. A former maid of Naomi's is suing her for being a "Violent Super-Bigot." Why? Because Naomi Campbell apparently told her, among other things, "You're not in the Third World any more, stupid." And - that's right - now you can walk around with "You're not in the Third World any more, stupid" written all over your chest. Boy or girl, fat or thin, rich or poor - we've got a dumb celebrity T-shirt for you to wear with pride. What are you waiting for?

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