Forrest Gump Sequel En Route Despite hecklerspray’s Pleading
hecklerspray has so much empathy and love for retarded people that sometimes we feel like positively bursting.
The movie Lawnmower Man had us in sad tears when Jobe's sudden loss of retarded innocence made him live in a computer and kill stuff all the time. And the movie Radio, well we just wanted to reach right through the screen and fix Cuba's retarded little teeth.
Oh, and Forrest Gump, well that's the film that caused our great retarded awakening. Before that one we'd always get mad when our cousin Todd would hide peeled fruit in the couch. Now though, now we get it - and we owe it all to Forrest Gump. You know, wouldn't a sequel be great?
Apparently Paramount thinks so.
