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Jordan Releases New Book; Changes Literature Forever

Jordan Crystal BookPremier figures from the world of literature were united yesterday in their praise for model-turned-writer Katie Price (a.k.a Jordan) and her spellbinding second novel.

Crystal - believed to be the most valuable insight into the human condition in the history of artistic endeavour - tells the devastatingly poignant tale of a young glamour model and her dreams of launching a 'glitzy career.'

According to the press release, though:

 …Crystal has a secret. She's fallen for the wrong man and this one mistake could cost her everything - her friendships, her fame and her chance of ever finding love again. 

The book was unveiled during a ceremony at Harrods, during which Jordan delighted the crowd with her witty ruminations on the nature of creativity, the similarity of her narrative drive to iconoclastic social commentator Don Delillo, and - on a more serious note - her political outlook with regard to the state of play in the Middle East.

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SAY WHAT? – Crazy quotes from the world of celeb

"Can I have a coffee, black with two sugars" Whatever you say, Rupert Everett!!

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Brand Me Britney

At last, Britney has captured the essence of herself in a perfume bottle, and why not? First we could glow like J.Lo and now we can smell the bittersweet fragrance of Britney’s curiosity. Joy to the world, reader.

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