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Michelle Dewberry Is The Apprentice

by Stuart Heritage

Last night, after weeks and weeks of varied and challenging Apprentice tasks – like selling fruit, selling cars, selling flats, selling pizzas and selling clothes – Michelle Dewberry became the latest of Sir Alan Sugar’s Apprentice.

Quite what job Michelle Dewberry will be given by Alan Sugar after winning The Apprentice is unclear, but let’s hope for her sake that she isn’t put in charge of flogging those shitty-looking animatronic Alan Sugar Big Mouth Billy Bass rip-off heads that Alan Sugar keeps punting around like a grubby market trader.

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Badger Or Dewberry – Who is the Apprentice?

by 586 MEDIA

The final two candidates in The Apprentice are Michelle Dewberry and Ruth Badger. Or – for those of you who have just dipped in and out of the show – the giant scary girl, and the one with the low-cut tops that cries a lot.

The best-performing candidate in the Apprentice tasks up until now, Paul, was sent packing by Sir Alan Sugar. The nice guy Ansell also followed him out the door as the women took over the final.

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds: Best Actress – Wallace, Ford, Turner

by Stuart Heritage

It’s our final day of looking at the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds, and that means today’s actresses are the creme de la creme of soap acting talent.

Only a cynic would suggest that the best actress award is given to whichever wailing harpy has managed to combine the most amount of over-the-top onscreen screaming with the most tiresome off-screen controversy. But we’re cynics, and this is our website, so shut up.

Here are the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds for Jessie Wallace, Kate Ford and Lacey Turner, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds: Best Actress – Hardwick, Ainsworth, Cleaver, Lindsay

by Stuart Heritage

***Get a free £10 bet with PaddyPower*** We're three quarters of our way through the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds, and we're getting into the good bit – the bit without any Doctors or Hollyoaks actresses. Believe it or not, but Pam St Clement, who plays Pat Butcher in Eastenders, isn't being nominated [...]

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds: Best Actress – Bastian, Gallagher, Bellamy, Tilbrook

by Stuart Heritage

Day two of our look at the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds, where we ignore how sexy or pretty or old or weird soap stars are, and concentrate on their acting ability.

Because there’s a big difference between the sexiest actress and the best actress. Look at Dawn from Eastenders – sure, she looks nice, but she’s compulsively unable to say any words at all without wobbling her head around like the Churchill Insurance dog after a heavy night out.

Here are the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds for Ali Bastian, Stirling Gallacher, Charlotte Bellamy and Paula Tilbrook, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds – Best Actress: Fontaine, Keen, Dunn, Powney

by Stuart Heritage

Now that we’re through with the British Soap Awards sexiest male, sexiest female and villain of the year betting odds, we can now look at the best actresses in Soapland

The saying goes that British soap operas are all about strong women. In reality, however, British soap operas are mostly about screeching old women with weird hair and yellow nicotine-stained fingers. And you can now place a bet on which screeching old woman with weird hair and yellow nicotine-stained fingers will win the British Soap Awards Best Actress prize. Hooray!

So here are the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds for Eva Fontaine, Diane Keen, Sarah Dunn and Cassie Powney, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year Betting Odds – McFadden, Ward, Murray

by Stuart Heritage

eeing as how it’s a four-day week, we’re taking our final look at the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds now – and we’ve saved the biggest bunch of low-down, no-good, pesky, evil arseholes in all of television up for you.

Unfortunately, though, Emily Bishop from Coronation Street isn’t included in these British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds, even though it was her who flew the aeroplane into the Pentagon, invented bird flu and gave the go-ahead to make Wagon Wheels slightly smaller than usual.

Here are the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds for Steve McFadden, Bill Ward and Billy Murray, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year Betting Odds – Oberman, Walsh, Ford

by Stuart Heritage

It’s day four of our look at this year’s British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds, and we’re getting near to the really bad soap villains, not those rubbish Doctors bibbles that we’ve had for most of the week.

Again, we must stress that Emily Bishop from Coronation Street is not included in this year’s British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds, even though she stabs babies and leaves her TV on standby when she goes out. But don’t cry – there are plenty of other villains for you to place great big bets on.

Here are the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds for Tracy-Ann Oberman, Bradley Walsh and Kate Ford, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year Betting Odds – Anthony, Harcourt, Kensit

by Stuart Heritage

It’s time for another look at the betting odds for the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year contenders – where you can bet on the meanest, lowest soap snakes in all of soapville (population: some snakes).

Once again, we’d like to stress that Emily Bishop from Coronation Street isn’t included in the Villain Of The Year shortlist, despite the fact that she clearly contravened the letting terms of her last bedsit by putting up posters with blu-tac and pissing in the sink. The big bloody villain.

Nevertheless, here are the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds for Daniel Anthony, Lesley Harcourt and Patsy Kensit, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year Betting Odds – Brimble, Healy, Stockham

by Stuart Heritage

It’s day two of our browse through the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds, and we’ve uncovering a hotbed of reprehensible behaviour from all of the soap operas. Except Doctors, naturally.

Again, Emily Bishop from Coronation Street doesn’t make it onto today’s list of villains, even though we saw her tying up a bag full of kittens and throwing it into a river the other day. But such is life – remember that betting on the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year is a fantastically easy way to make a fun little bit of money, and you even get free stuff when you do it.

So here are the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds for Nick Brimble, Matt Healy and Jo-Anne Stockham, with help from PaddyPower…

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