From the category archives:

TV Reviews / Previews

Big Brother Betting Odds: Richard, Lea & Sezer Up For Eviction

by Stuart Heritage

This week was the first chance the Big Brother housemates got to properly nominate each other for eviction. And it’s no surprise that the ringleaders of each Big Brother clique are facing the Big Brother boot.

After Sezer and Imogen were banned from nominating after yakking about evictions, either Richard, Lea or Sezer will be unceremoniously slung out of the Big Brother house on Friday night. And at least watching the gay Canadian, the freakish-looking pornstar and the tiny hateful moron backstab and lie and panic about eviction will take the heat off the only other semi-exciting thing going on during Big Brother – the task. And that’s just a rubbish rehash of every other Big Brother task, anyway – so bring on the crying Big Brother eviction attention-seeking, we say.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Richard, Lea and Sezer, with betting odds from PaddyPower…

40 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: George Out, Odds To Win Pt 2

by Stuart Heritage

Less than a fortnight in and Big Brother has already lost four housemates. Only one – Bonnie – was from a traditional Big Brother eviction, with others leaving after cheating, nervous breakdowns, and whatever reason George had for walking.

Yesterday at 1pm, enormo-lipped Big Brother divvy George decided that – after spending 13 days doing bugger all apart from gawping around like a fool and occasionally saying things like “She’s a top spec bitch” – he couldn’t handle the ‘fame,’ of being on Big Brother. That’s obviously code for not wanting to spend the rest of his life dead-eyeing his way through personal appearances in grubby Guilford nightclubs and having strangers shout “you giganto-lipped Big Brother twat!” at him all the time.

So, with George resigned to a future of being remembered as the moron who couldn’t hack living in a house for a few weeks, what chance do the other Big Brother housemates have of winning? Here’s part two of our Big Brother betting odds, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Sam & Aisleyne In, Odds To Win Pt 1

by Stuart Heritage

Forget the Big Brother housemates who we’ve already lost – Shahbaz, Dawn and that girl with the bad diction – because from now on, Big Brother is all about Sam and Ashlene.

After the Big Brother housemates had to endure the lousy Meal Or No Meal task – possibly a new low in the history of lousy Big Brother tasks – the payoff was the introduction of two new Big Brother housemates. Sam, a mouthy Scottish pre-op transsexual, and Chantelle Ashlene, a woman who’s more or less genetically identical to Chantelle, except she’s more likely to steal Sezer away from Imogen, make her cry and than have sex with anyone within reach all over the TV.

We’ll be looking at the Big Brother betting odds for Sam and Ashlene over the course of the next couple of days, but here’s the start of our weekly Big Brother betting odds roundups, starting with the betting odds to win of the Big Brother outsiders – that’s Grace, Lea, Sezer and Mikey if you didn’t know – with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Dawn Gone, Bonnie Out?

by Stuart Heritage

Wow, we knew the Big Brother housemates were annoying arseholes, but we didn’t think that they were such annoying arseholes that we’d lose three of them within the first week.

Shahbaz already hotfooted it out of the Big Brother house after having what seemed to be a genuine nervous breakdown when Posh George and Twatty Sezer nicked his clothes, and now Dawn has walked from Big Brother, too. Depending on how many layers your tinfoil hat currently has, Dawn either got annoyed at not having any clothes and walked, or was ejected from the Big Brother house for contacting the outside world, or she was a spy/mole/journalist/alien and the Big Brother producers made up a lie to get rid of her and save face. Or, you know, something.

But there’s still a Big Brother eviction to take place tonight, and so we’ve got the very latest Big Brother betting odds for tonight’s eviction – for Bonnie and Glyn – with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

2 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Eviction Betting Odds: Glyn, Bonnie & Dawn

by Stuart Heritage

Tomorrow will see the first real Big Brother eviction take place. Forget Shahbaz – it’s no fun when people voluntarily leave Big Brother, we want to see someone thrown out of the Big Brother house kicking and screaming.

The slightly pointless Big Brotherhood task has stumbled and gasped its stupid way to a crappy end, with the result being that three Big Brother housemates are up for eviction tomorrow night. And we wouldn’t be able to forgive ourselves if we didn’t give you the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction. Here’s a clue who’s up for eviction – one of them stinks and two of them are almost exclusively silent.

OK smartarse, so you looked at the headline and worked it out. Well done, you’re very clever. Here are the first eviction Big Brother betting odds for Glyn, Bonnie and Dawn, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Shahbaz Out + Boobwatch!

by Stuart Heritage

Less than a week into Big Brother and we’ve already seen an entire season’s worth of terrible behaviour. But the biggest Big Brother question at the moment is not who’ll win Big Brother.

Because – aside from the rather disturbing sights of Shahbaz cackling like a demented stalker as he hid all the Big Brother food, or Sezer trying to get inside the pants of every single Big Brother housemate – the big question on everybody’s lips is: which female Big Brother housemate is going to go topless in the Big Brother pool first?

Strangely enough, this is a real Big Brother betting market so – if you’re single, male and ever so slightly creepy – this could be the time to place your first Big Brother bet. Here are the Big Brother Boobwatch betting odds, with odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Odds To Win, Pt 2

by Stuart Heritage

Yesterday we took our first look of the week at the Big Brother betting odds. And now it’s time to finish looking at the chances that the Big Brother housemates having of winning the show.

The last few days in the Big Brother house have – despite Lea’s claims that this will be the most positive-ever series of Big Brother – been a mess of screeching, bitching, crying and endless talking into bathroom mirrors about themselves. And that’s just Shahbaz. If he manages to make it out of the Big Brother house alive, we’d be thoroughly surprised.

Yesterday we looked at the betting odds of the Big Brother outsiders, so now it’s time to look at the favourites’ Big Brother betting odds, with help from PaddyPower…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds: Odds To Win, Pt 1

by Stuart Heritage

The Big Brother housemates have waded through their first weekend in the Big Brother house. Can’t work out who’s who yet? Good job we’ve got these Big Brother betting odds for you, then.

The first weekend of any Big Brother is usually characterised by a kind of manic, formless squawking where each of the Big Brother housemates tries to impose their personality over everyone else at the cost of any kind of cohesive storyline. And, seriously, what’s all this Big Brotherhood arse about?

So, amid all the frantic Big Brother babbling, who is emerging as a potential Big Brother winner? God knows one of them has to. Here’s the first half of this week’s betting odds to win Big Brother, with help from PaddyPower…

3 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother Betting Odds – Desperate Housemates In

by Stuart Heritage

Here it is: the moment that literally nobody in the country was looking forward to, but will look back on in 20 years time with some sort of imagined golden-tinted nostalgia – the start of Big Brother 7.

Last night, Endemol rounded up the country’s most self-consciously wacky idiots – the ones that weren’t good enough to be in any Big Brother series over the last six years – and stuffed them into the eye-melting Big Brother house, where some of them will spend the next 13 weeks. 13 weeks? You get the same amount of time in prison for swearing at a bus driver, although you come out of that with less opportunities to make rubbish fitness DVDs.

So, the Big Brother housemates entering the Big Brother house last night. Who are these people and which one of them is going to eventually win Big Brother? We’ll be giving you daily Big Brother betting odds updates over the next three months, but here are the first night’s Big Brother betting odds, with help from PaddyPower.com…

0 comments Read more >>>

Big Brother 7: Hecklerspray Predictions

by C J Davies

People are so elitist these days. It’s always “ooh, I only watch films with subtitles” or “ooh, I don’t abbreviate my text messages” or “ooh, I don’t have a shrine to Fearne Cotton which I sit underneath masturbating in my own filth.”

The same sort of people who claim that they won’t be watching Big Brother 7.

Liars.

0 comments Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →