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Big Brother Betting Odds: Odds To Win, Pt 1

by Stuart Heritage

The Big Brother housemates have waded through their first weekend in the Big Brother house. Can’t work out who’s who yet? Good job we’ve got these Big Brother betting odds for you, then.

The first weekend of any Big Brother is usually characterised by a kind of manic, formless squawking where each of the Big Brother housemates tries to impose their personality over everyone else at the cost of any kind of cohesive storyline. And, seriously, what’s all this Big Brotherhood arse about?

So, amid all the frantic Big Brother babbling, who is emerging as a potential Big Brother winner? God knows one of them has to. Here’s the first half of this week’s betting odds to win Big Brother, with help from PaddyPower…

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Desperate Housemates In

by Stuart Heritage

Here it is: the moment that literally nobody in the country was looking forward to, but will look back on in 20 years time with some sort of imagined golden-tinted nostalgia – the start of Big Brother 7.

Last night, Endemol rounded up the country’s most self-consciously wacky idiots – the ones that weren’t good enough to be in any Big Brother series over the last six years – and stuffed them into the eye-melting Big Brother house, where some of them will spend the next 13 weeks. 13 weeks? You get the same amount of time in prison for swearing at a bus driver, although you come out of that with less opportunities to make rubbish fitness DVDs.

So, the Big Brother housemates entering the Big Brother house last night. Who are these people and which one of them is going to eventually win Big Brother? We’ll be giving you daily Big Brother betting odds updates over the next three months, but here are the first night’s Big Brother betting odds, with help from PaddyPower.com…

Here it is: the moment that literally nobody in the country was looking forward to, but will look back on in 20 years time with some sort of imagined golden-tinted nostalgia - the start of Big Brother 7. Last night, Endemol rounded up the country's most self-consciously wacky idiots - the ones that weren't good enough to be in any Big Brother series over the last six years - and stuffed them into the eye-melting Big Brother house, where some of them will spend the next 13 weeks. 13 weeks? You get the same amount of time in prison for swearing at a bus driver, although you come out of that with less opportunities to make rubbish fitness DVDs. So, the Big Brother housemates entering the Big Brother house last night. Who are these people and which one of them is going to eventually win Big Brother? We'll be giving you daily Big Brother betting odds updates over the next three months, but here are the first night's Big Brother betting odds, with help from PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother 7: Hecklerspray Predictions

by C J Davies

People are so elitist these days. It’s always “ooh, I only watch films with subtitles” or “ooh, I don’t abbreviate my text messages” or “ooh, I don’t have a shrine to Fearne Cotton which I sit underneath masturbating in my own filth.”

The same sort of people who claim that they won’t be watching Big Brother 7.

Liars.

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Michelle Dewberry Is The Apprentice

by Stuart Heritage

Last night, after weeks and weeks of varied and challenging Apprentice tasks – like selling fruit, selling cars, selling flats, selling pizzas and selling clothes – Michelle Dewberry became the latest of Sir Alan Sugar’s Apprentice.

Quite what job Michelle Dewberry will be given by Alan Sugar after winning The Apprentice is unclear, but let’s hope for her sake that she isn’t put in charge of flogging those shitty-looking animatronic Alan Sugar Big Mouth Billy Bass rip-off heads that Alan Sugar keeps punting around like a grubby market trader.

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Badger Or Dewberry – Who is the Apprentice?

by 586 MEDIA

The final two candidates in The Apprentice are Michelle Dewberry and Ruth Badger. Or – for those of you who have just dipped in and out of the show – the giant scary girl, and the one with the low-cut tops that cries a lot.

The best-performing candidate in the Apprentice tasks up until now, Paul, was sent packing by Sir Alan Sugar. The nice guy Ansell also followed him out the door as the women took over the final.

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds: Best Actress – Wallace, Ford, Turner

by Stuart Heritage

It’s our final day of looking at the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds, and that means today’s actresses are the creme de la creme of soap acting talent.

Only a cynic would suggest that the best actress award is given to whichever wailing harpy has managed to combine the most amount of over-the-top onscreen screaming with the most tiresome off-screen controversy. But we’re cynics, and this is our website, so shut up.

Here are the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds for Jessie Wallace, Kate Ford and Lacey Turner, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds: Best Actress – Hardwick, Ainsworth, Cleaver, Lindsay

by Stuart Heritage

***Get a free £10 bet with PaddyPower*** We're three quarters of our way through the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds, and we're getting into the good bit – the bit without any Doctors or Hollyoaks actresses. Believe it or not, but Pam St Clement, who plays Pat Butcher in Eastenders, isn't being nominated [...]

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds: Best Actress – Bastian, Gallagher, Bellamy, Tilbrook

by Stuart Heritage

Day two of our look at the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds, where we ignore how sexy or pretty or old or weird soap stars are, and concentrate on their acting ability.

Because there’s a big difference between the sexiest actress and the best actress. Look at Dawn from Eastenders – sure, she looks nice, but she’s compulsively unable to say any words at all without wobbling her head around like the Churchill Insurance dog after a heavy night out.

Here are the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds for Ali Bastian, Stirling Gallacher, Charlotte Bellamy and Paula Tilbrook, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Betting Odds – Best Actress: Fontaine, Keen, Dunn, Powney

by Stuart Heritage

Now that we’re through with the British Soap Awards sexiest male, sexiest female and villain of the year betting odds, we can now look at the best actresses in Soapland

The saying goes that British soap operas are all about strong women. In reality, however, British soap operas are mostly about screeching old women with weird hair and yellow nicotine-stained fingers. And you can now place a bet on which screeching old woman with weird hair and yellow nicotine-stained fingers will win the British Soap Awards Best Actress prize. Hooray!

So here are the British Soap Awards Best Actress betting odds for Eva Fontaine, Diane Keen, Sarah Dunn and Cassie Powney, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year Betting Odds – McFadden, Ward, Murray

by Stuart Heritage

eeing as how it’s a four-day week, we’re taking our final look at the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds now – and we’ve saved the biggest bunch of low-down, no-good, pesky, evil arseholes in all of television up for you.

Unfortunately, though, Emily Bishop from Coronation Street isn’t included in these British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds, even though it was her who flew the aeroplane into the Pentagon, invented bird flu and gave the go-ahead to make Wagon Wheels slightly smaller than usual.

Here are the British Soap Awards Villain Of The Year betting odds for Steve McFadden, Bill Ward and Billy Murray, with help from PaddyPower.com…

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