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Big Brother Betting Odds: Aisleyne Moved Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

Big Brother, we swear, is giving us an aneurysm. Tomorrow, the Big Brother housemate who gets the most public votes won’t be evicted like normal, they’ll be moved into the house next door to the Big Brother house.

Inside the house next door to the Big Brother house, there will be five new horrible arseholes all scrapping to become official Big Brother housemates. That’s easy enough to remember, but what’s doing our head in is deciding who to send into the new house. If we send the Big Brother housemate we don’t like next door, then they’ll come out with loads of new friends and their Big Brother position will be strengthened. But if we send the Big Brother housemate that we do like… no, wait. We don’t like either of the housemates up for the public vote. OK, that’s that sorted out.

So who’ll enter the new Big Brother house tomorrow night? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Susie and Aisleyne, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Susie Or Aisleyne Moved, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

The needlessly complicated Big Brother nominations have taken place and either Aisleyne or Susie are up for eviction… except they’re not. Big Brother’s playing a sneaky game with them, see?

On Friday, whichever Big Brother housemate gets the most votes won’t get evicted. Instead they’ll be moved across to the brand new top secret house next to the Big Brother house which they’ll share with five brand new housemates. Seeing as the new housemates this time last year were Orlaith (dull sexless model), Eugene (semi-endearing, semi-annoying geek) and Kinga (bottle-shagging coughmonster) this isn’t much to look forward to.

We’ll discuss this a lot more tomorrow, probably, but we still have the Big Brother betting odds to win to look at, so here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Glyn, Nikki and Pete, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Imogen, Mikey, Aisleyne

by Stuart Heritage

There was us thinking that getting rid of Lisa would make Big Brother less entertaining. But no – all it took was half a bottle of champagne and Glyn’s messed-up digestive system and we’ve got comedy of the very highest quality.

In fact, watching Glyn’s vomiting exploits has given us an idea. If we were the boss of Endemol we’d fill the Big Brother house up with nothing but bits of contaminated chicken and rancid beer and watch all the housemates furiously puke over everything 24/7. Admit it – you’d watch it, and you’d love it. Lea could only become more likable if she spent her time lurching around the Big Brother house dribbling sick all down her tits, and anything that stops Nikki complaining so much has to be a good thing, even if it’s food poisoning.

Anyway, we’re not here to tell you about how much we like watching Welsh boys vomit into buckets – we’re here to give you the second part of this week’s Big Brother betting odds to win, for Imogen, Mikey and Aisleyne. So here they are, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Gone, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

On Friday, Lisa was the eighth Big Brother housemate to leave the show, and she did so in a whirlwind of shrugs and “actually, Lisa wasn’t really that bad, was she”s.

Not a lot to point out about the Big Brother eviction – except that Nikki probably thinks she’s bloody invincible now – but Davina did let slip through her awful mouth that, on Friday, we’re going to be treated to five new preening, self-regarding nobodies joining the Big Brother house. Or a house next to the Big Brother house. Or something. That’s bound to affect the way that the Big Brother betting odds are turning out, so make the most of this lot while you can.

So here’s part one of this week’s Big Brother betting odds to win – for Lea, Susie and Richard – with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Bye-Bye Lisa?

by Stuart Heritage

This was shaping up to be one of the best weeks of Big Brother, you know. There was the explosive tension of Nikki being openly nominated by her fellow housemates, and the fall-out of the water-flinging incident.

So how does Big Brother maximise on this ratcheting-up of tension, back-stabbing and screaming, poisonous outbursts? By dressing everyone up as majorettes and making them wiggle sticks around until they’re all happy again, that’s how. Nice one Big Brother, way to make everything really flipping boring again. Let’s hope something really terrible happens at tonight’s Big Brother eviction – maybe they’ll replace the evicted housemate with the shell of a burning car, or a creepy boy whose eyes and mouth have been sewn shut. Yes, we’d like that.

So, who’ll be leaving Big Brother tonight? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Mikey, Imogen, Nikki and Lisa, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Out Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been a bad week for a bunch of the Big Brother housemates so far. Is it because Mikey, Imogen, Nikki and Lisa have been shortlisted for Big Brother eviction?

No, it’s because Nikki – fuelled by her manic misunderstanding of how Big Brother works – has been having a week-long shrieking breakdown, yelling about backstabbing and sucking arseholes and whatnot until everyone in the country decided to reconsider their poorly thought-out ‘Nikki is good comedy value’ theories. And, staggeringly enough, Nikki isn’t even the favourite to be evicted from Big Brother tomorrow.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Mikey, Imogen, Nikki and Lisa, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Another Nikki Strop, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

So, the Big Brother story so far… Nikki, Glyn, Imogen, Lisa and Lea all discussed nominations and were punished by nomination one of their group for Big Brother eviction on Friday. And they chose Nikki. How do you think she handled it?

In a sensible, mature, grown-up way after realising that Big Brother was a game and she was being punished for breaking one of the fundamental rules? Of course not – Nikki reacted to the Big Brother nomination by crying, screaming, crying some more and threatening to quit Big Brother, obviously. Nikki’s Big Brother housemates have talked her down from the ledge for now, but Friday’s a long way off, especially when you have a brain about three atoms big.

Big Brother eviction betting odds, but today let’s wrap up the Big Brother betting odds to win, for Nikki, Glyn and Pete, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Nikki Up, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

OK; sit down, close your eyes, clear your mind of any unimportant thoughts and take a few deep breaths. You see, Big Brother has just got rather confusing, so this is going to need all your attention.

Remember when Big Brother said that it took rulebreaking very seriously and threw Dawn out as a result? Well, Big Brother still takes rulebreaking very seriously, but can’t afford to throw out all the housemates who discussed nominations last week. So Glyn, Lea, Lisa, Imogen and Nikki, who all spoke about Big Brother nominations last week, all had to nominate each other. In front of everyone else. The five housemates had to choose one other of the five housemates to put up for eviction, and Nikki got the most votes. All the other Big Brother housemates will get to nominate normally, and the two housemates with the most votes will join Nikki in being up for Big Brother eviction on Friday.

Make sense? No? Oh, just watch the bloody programme tonight instead. We’ll have the Big Brother betting odds for eviction later in the week, but for now let’s concentrate on the Big Brother betting odds to win.

So here’s part two of our latest Big Brother betting odds to win, for Susie, Mikey, Anyone Else and Aisleyne, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Grace Got Out, Who’ll WIn?

by Stuart Heritage

Well, that was an incident-packed Big Brother eviction, wasn’t it? Grace throwing a glass of water into Susie’s face and then saying “moose” a couple of times because she didn’t understand the concept of nominations certainly put the cat amongst the pigeons.

And how on Earth could Big Brother follow up that explosive departure? By forcing the Big Brother housemates to breathe in each other’s mouth-stink, that’s how! But if watching a bunch of fame-hungry dullards gagging and choking like they were at a Bulimic Society convention isn’t for you, there’s always the ever-changing Big Brother group dynamic to concern yourselves with. Because that will determine who’ll win Big Brother, and that’s what we’re starting to look at today.

So here’s part one of our Big Brother betting odds to win – for Lea, Lisa, Richard and Imogen – with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Get Grace Out? OK

by Stuart Heritage

There are two things you need to make any money out of today’s Big Brother betting odds. You either need to be the world’s biggest optimist or the world’s richest human, because Grace’s Big Brother betting odds are just stupid.

Look, you don’t need to be Dr Emmett Brown to work out how tonight’s Big Brother eviction is going to go. Everyone hated Grace, Grace heard everyone shouting “get Grace out” last week and started acting like a stroppy, attention-seeking child. Grace was then nominated because she was acting like a stroppy, attention-seeking child, so Grace became even more of a stroppy, attention-seeking child. Now Grace is the most hated woman in the UK. But does that mean Grace will be out of Big Brother tonight? Lots of people want Nikki out of the Big Brother house, too…

So here are the latest Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nikki and Grace, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower…

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