There was us thinking that getting rid of Lisa would make Big Brother less entertaining. But no – all it took was half a bottle of champagne and Glyn’s messed-up digestive system and we’ve got comedy of the very highest quality.

In fact, watching Glyn’s vomiting exploits has given us an idea. If we were the boss of Endemol we’d fill the Big Brother house up with nothing but bits of contaminated chicken and rancid beer and watch all the housemates furiously puke over everything 24/7. Admit it – you’d watch it, and you’d love it. Lea could only become more likable if she spent her time lurching around the Big Brother house dribbling sick all down her tits, and anything that stops Nikki complaining so much has to be a good thing, even if it’s food poisoning.

Anyway, we’re not here to tell you about how much we like watching Welsh boys vomit into buckets – we’re here to give you the second part of this week’s Big Brother betting odds to win, for Imogen, Mikey and Aisleyne. So here they are, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

This was shaping up to be one of the best weeks of Big Brother, you know. There was the explosive tension of Nikki being openly nominated by her fellow housemates, and the fall-out of the water-flinging incident.

So how does Big Brother maximise on this ratcheting-up of tension, back-stabbing and screaming, poisonous outbursts? By dressing everyone up as majorettes and making them wiggle sticks around until they’re all happy again, that’s how. Nice one Big Brother, way to make everything really flipping boring again. Let’s hope something really terrible happens at tonight’s Big Brother eviction – maybe they’ll replace the evicted housemate with the shell of a burning car, or a creepy boy whose eyes and mouth have been sewn shut. Yes, we’d like that.

So, who’ll be leaving Big Brother tonight? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Mikey, Imogen, Nikki and Lisa, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

So, the Big Brother story so far… Nikki, Glyn, Imogen, Lisa and Lea all discussed nominations and were punished by nomination one of their group for Big Brother eviction on Friday. And they chose Nikki. How do you think she handled it?

In a sensible, mature, grown-up way after realising that Big Brother was a game and she was being punished for breaking one of the fundamental rules? Of course not – Nikki reacted to the Big Brother nomination by crying, screaming, crying some more and threatening to quit Big Brother, obviously. Nikki’s Big Brother housemates have talked her down from the ledge for now, but Friday’s a long way off, especially when you have a brain about three atoms big.

Big Brother eviction betting odds, but today let’s wrap up the Big Brother betting odds to win, for Nikki, Glyn and Pete, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Well, that was an incident-packed Big Brother eviction, wasn’t it? Grace throwing a glass of water into Susie’s face and then saying “moose” a couple of times because she didn’t understand the concept of nominations certainly put the cat amongst the pigeons.

And how on Earth could Big Brother follow up that explosive departure? By forcing the Big Brother housemates to breathe in each other’s mouth-stink, that’s how! But if watching a bunch of fame-hungry dullards gagging and choking like they were at a Bulimic Society convention isn’t for you, there’s always the ever-changing Big Brother group dynamic to concern yourselves with. Because that will determine who’ll win Big Brother, and that’s what we’re starting to look at today.

So here’s part one of our Big Brother betting odds to win – for Lea, Lisa, Richard and Imogen – with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…