Oh Christ, it’s that time of year again. Now that the World Cup is over, ITV can get on and start to show Love Island. You know, last year it was called Celebrity Love Island but this year – in a show of alarming honesty – it’s just Love Island.

If you didn’t see it last year, the concept of Love Island is this; a bunch of partially-known people go and stay on a desert island and do nothing but get slowly goaded into shagging each other for money. It’s a bit like the final scene of Requiem For A Dream, really, but about 50 times more upsetting.

Anyway, we’re going to doing the whole Love Island betting odds thing for the duration of the show, and that starts today with the early Love Island betting odds for the winning lady, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com, although – since none of these people are the slightest bit famous – it’s more of an explanation about who these people actually are…

How much you you think that Big Brother house next door cost to build? However much it was, it was too much – the whole thing was rumbled in seconds and all we got out of it was five more witless Big Brother housemates.

The whole Big Brother house next door task stumbled to a conclusion last night, leaving everyone involved at least attempting to feign surprise about what had been going on all along. Now, let’s never speak of the Big Brother house next door again – we’d be surprised if Big Brother ever does.

Far more interesting is speculating about who’s going to get evicted from the Big Brother house tomorrow, and we’ve got the latest Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Lea and Richard, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

That House Next Door thing didn’t last very long, did it? After a couple of days, Jayne is already in the main Big Brother house, annoying everyone with her sub-Kinga ‘look at me’ tactics.

Over the rest of the week, we’d imagine that everyone else in the House Next Door will be shunted across to join the ranks of official Big Brother housemates – including Aisleyne, who now seems to think she’s the most popular human being since the beginning of the universe. Great – just as the number of Big Brother housemates was getting down to a bearable number, we’re treated to five more numbnuts charging around trying to show everyone how talented and funny they are. Fantastic.

But anyway, who’ll win Big Brother? Here’s the second part of our Big Brother betting odds to win – for Jennie, Jonathan, Aisleyne, Michael and Mikey, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Good old Big Brother. After last week’s rubbish majorette task, which took a fractured house and massaged it better, this week the Big Brother housemates have been writing about why they don’t like each other.

That’s brilliant, and it’s already caused a bit of a fracas between Lea and Aisleyne, but that isn’t the biggest news about Big Brother today. Later on tonight, either Susie or Aisleyne will be moved into a special house next door to the regular Big Brother house that’s super, ultra, mega top secret to all the current Big Brother housemates. All the Big Brother housemates that didn’t hear a noisy carpenter shrieking all about it, anyway. But who’s going into the house next door to the Big Brother house? We don’t know, but the Big Brother betting odds sure do.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for tonight’s big move for Susie and Aisleyne, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…