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Big Brother Betting Odds: Odds To Win Pt 2

by Stuart Heritage

It tortures us to say it, but perhaps Sezer was better off in the Big Brother house. Now he’s out, Sezer has seemed meek and a bit more thoughtful about things, and his presence is definitely missed in the Big Brother house.

Because, Christ, nothing has happened on Big Brother in the last 24 hours. Pete’s impromptu was enough to get the obviously bored housemates dancing and hollering as if they were witnessing the birth of Christ instead of a mentally ill man hitting a saucepan with a stick. Big Brother has decided to liven things up… with a glorified spitting contest. oh, the excitement.

So here’s part two of this week’s Big Brother betting odds to win, for Sam, Aisleyne, Richard and Mikey, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Sezer out, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

So that’s that, then. Sezer has not only been evicted from the Big Brother house, but he’s officially the most-disliked housemate in Big Brother history. Us – 1, Tiny, rat-faced, sex-obsessed arrogant cocksplats – 0.

Now that Sezer has a bright future based around complaining about being called ‘Sezer Out Of Big Brother’ for the rest of his life while standing around in public places desperately trying to draw attention to himself, who’s going to go on and win Big Brother? We’ve got the latest Big Brother betting odds for you to read and then throw a bunch of money at. Remember – the earlier you place a bet on the winner of Big Brother, the better odds you’ll get from it.

So here’s part one of our Big Brother betting odds for the week – for Grace, Lea, Imogen and Lisa – with betting odds from PaddyPower…

So that's that, then. Sezer has not only been evicted from the Big Brother house, but he's officially the most-disliked housemate in Big Brother history. Us - 1, Tiny, rat-faced, sex-obsessed arrogant cocksplats - 0. Now that Sezer has a bright future based around complaining about being called 'Sezer Out Of Big Brother' for the rest of his life while standing around in public places desperately trying to draw attention to himself, who's going to go on and win Big Brother? We've got the latest Big Brother betting odds for you to read and then throw a bunch of money at. Remember - the earlier you place a bet on the winner of Big Brother, the better odds you'll get from it. So here's part one of our Big Brother betting odds for the week - for Grace, Lea, Imogen and Lisa - with betting odds from PaddyPower...
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Big Brother Betting Odds – Sezer Out Tonight?

by Stuart Heritage

Could the Big Brother nominations have actually gone any better than they did? The pre-eviction fallout has been nothing less than spectacular as the egos of the nominated Big Brother housemates explode into a million pieces.

And what’s more, in every single one of the deranged screaming arguments that the Big Brother nominations caused, the housemates had to have them while dressed up as geeks; kitted out with dodgy wigs, giant glasses and nylon cardigans. But that’s just a sideshow, the big question is: who’s going to get evicted from Big Brother tonight? We know that we’ve placed a sneaky bet on the eviction, and now it’s your turn.

Here are the latest Big Brother betting odds for Lea, Richard and Sezer to get evicted tonight, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Richard, Lea & Sezer Up For Eviction

by Stuart Heritage

This week was the first chance the Big Brother housemates got to properly nominate each other for eviction. And it’s no surprise that the ringleaders of each Big Brother clique are facing the Big Brother boot.

After Sezer and Imogen were banned from nominating after yakking about evictions, either Richard, Lea or Sezer will be unceremoniously slung out of the Big Brother house on Friday night. And at least watching the gay Canadian, the freakish-looking pornstar and the tiny hateful moron backstab and lie and panic about eviction will take the heat off the only other semi-exciting thing going on during Big Brother – the task. And that’s just a rubbish rehash of every other Big Brother task, anyway – so bring on the crying Big Brother eviction attention-seeking, we say.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Richard, Lea and Sezer, with betting odds from PaddyPower…

This week was the first chance the Big Brother housemates got to properly nominate each other for eviction. And it's no surprise that the ringleaders of each Big Brother clique are facing the Big Brother boot. After Sezer and Imogen were banned from nominating after yakking about evictions, either Richard, Lea or Sezer will be unceremoniously slung out of the Big Brother house on Friday night. And at least watching the gay Canadian, the freakish-looking pornstar and the tiny hateful moron backstab and lie and panic about eviction will take the heat off the only other semi-exciting thing going on during Big Brother - the task. And that's just a rubbish rehash of every other Big Brother task, anyway - so bring on the crying Big Brother eviction attention-seeking, we say. Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Richard, Lea and Sezer, with betting odds from PaddyPower...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: George Out, Odds To Win Pt 2

by Stuart Heritage

Less than a fortnight in and Big Brother has already lost four housemates. Only one – Bonnie – was from a traditional Big Brother eviction, with others leaving after cheating, nervous breakdowns, and whatever reason George had for walking.

Yesterday at 1pm, enormo-lipped Big Brother divvy George decided that – after spending 13 days doing bugger all apart from gawping around like a fool and occasionally saying things like “She’s a top spec bitch” – he couldn’t handle the ‘fame,’ of being on Big Brother. That’s obviously code for not wanting to spend the rest of his life dead-eyeing his way through personal appearances in grubby Guilford nightclubs and having strangers shout “you giganto-lipped Big Brother twat!” at him all the time.

So, with George resigned to a future of being remembered as the moron who couldn’t hack living in a house for a few weeks, what chance do the other Big Brother housemates have of winning? Here’s part two of our Big Brother betting odds, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower…

Less than a fortnight in and Big Brother has already lost four housemates. Only one - Bonnie - was from a traditional Big Brother eviction, with others leaving after cheating, nervous breakdowns, and whatever reason George had for walking. Yesterday at 1pm, enormo-lipped Big Brother divvy George decided that - after spending 13 days doing bugger all apart from gawping around like a fool and occasionally saying things like "She's a top spec bitch" - he couldn't handle the 'fame,' of being on Big Brother. That's obviously code for not wanting to spend the rest of his life dead-eyeing his way through personal appearances in grubby Guilford nightclubs and having strangers shout "you giganto-lipped Big Brother twat!" at him all the time. So, with George resigned to a future of being remembered as the moron who couldn't hack living in a house for a few weeks, what chance do the other Big Brother housemates have of winning? Here's part two of our Big Brother betting odds, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Sam & Aisleyne In, Odds To Win Pt 1

by Stuart Heritage

Forget the Big Brother housemates who we’ve already lost – Shahbaz, Dawn and that girl with the bad diction – because from now on, Big Brother is all about Sam and Ashlene.

After the Big Brother housemates had to endure the lousy Meal Or No Meal task – possibly a new low in the history of lousy Big Brother tasks – the payoff was the introduction of two new Big Brother housemates. Sam, a mouthy Scottish pre-op transsexual, and Chantelle Ashlene, a woman who’s more or less genetically identical to Chantelle, except she’s more likely to steal Sezer away from Imogen, make her cry and than have sex with anyone within reach all over the TV.

We’ll be looking at the Big Brother betting odds for Sam and Ashlene over the course of the next couple of days, but here’s the start of our weekly Big Brother betting odds roundups, starting with the betting odds to win of the Big Brother outsiders – that’s Grace, Lea, Sezer and Mikey if you didn’t know – with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

Forget the Big Brother housemates who we've already lost - Shahbaz, Dawn and that girl with the bad diction - because from now on, Big Brother is all about Sam and Ashlene. After the Big Brother housemates had to endure the lousy Meal Or No Meal task - possibly a new low in the history of lousy Big Brother tasks - the payoff was the introduction of two new Big Brother housemates. Sam, a mouthy Scottish pre-op transsexual, and Chantelle Ashlene, a woman who's more or less genetically identical to Chantelle, except she's more likely to steal Sezer away from Imogen, make her cry and than have sex with anyone within reach all over the TV. We'll be looking at the Big Brother betting odds for Sam and Ashlene over the course of the next couple of days, but here's the start of our weekly Big Brother betting odds roundups, starting with the betting odds to win of the Big Brother outsiders - that's Grace, Lea, Sezer and Mikey if you didn't know - with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Dawn Gone, Bonnie Out?

by Stuart Heritage

Wow, we knew the Big Brother housemates were annoying arseholes, but we didn’t think that they were such annoying arseholes that we’d lose three of them within the first week.

Shahbaz already hotfooted it out of the Big Brother house after having what seemed to be a genuine nervous breakdown when Posh George and Twatty Sezer nicked his clothes, and now Dawn has walked from Big Brother, too. Depending on how many layers your tinfoil hat currently has, Dawn either got annoyed at not having any clothes and walked, or was ejected from the Big Brother house for contacting the outside world, or she was a spy/mole/journalist/alien and the Big Brother producers made up a lie to get rid of her and save face. Or, you know, something.

But there’s still a Big Brother eviction to take place tonight, and so we’ve got the very latest Big Brother betting odds for tonight’s eviction – for Bonnie and Glyn – with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Wow, we knew the Big Brother housemates were annoying arseholes, but we didn't think that they were such annoying arseholes that we'd lose three of them within the first week. Shahbaz already hotfooted it out of the Big Brother house after having what seemed to be a genuine nervous breakdown when Posh George and Twatty Sezer nicked his clothes, and now Dawn has walked from Big Brother, too. Depending on how many layers your tinfoil hat currently has, Dawn either got annoyed at not having any clothes and walked, or was ejected from the Big Brother house for contacting the outside world, or she was a spy/mole/journalist/alien and the Big Brother producers made up a lie to get rid of her and save face. Or, you know, something. But there's still a Big Brother eviction to take place tonight, and so we've got the very latest Big Brother betting odds for tonight's eviction - for Bonnie and Glyn - with betting odds from PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother Eviction Betting Odds: Glyn, Bonnie & Dawn

by Stuart Heritage

Tomorrow will see the first real Big Brother eviction take place. Forget Shahbaz – it’s no fun when people voluntarily leave Big Brother, we want to see someone thrown out of the Big Brother house kicking and screaming.

The slightly pointless Big Brotherhood task has stumbled and gasped its stupid way to a crappy end, with the result being that three Big Brother housemates are up for eviction tomorrow night. And we wouldn’t be able to forgive ourselves if we didn’t give you the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction. Here’s a clue who’s up for eviction – one of them stinks and two of them are almost exclusively silent.

OK smartarse, so you looked at the headline and worked it out. Well done, you’re very clever. Here are the first eviction Big Brother betting odds for Glyn, Bonnie and Dawn, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

Tomorrow will see the first real Big Brother eviction take place. Forget Shahbaz - it's no fun when people voluntarily leave Big Brother, we want to see someone thrown out of the Big Brother house kicking and screaming. The slightly pointless Big Brotherhood task has stumbled and gasped its stupid way to a crappy end, with the result being that three Big Brother housemates are up for eviction tomorrow night. And we wouldn't be able to forgive ourselves if we didn't give you the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction. Here's a clue who's up for eviction - one of them stinks and two of them are almost exclusively silent. OK smartarse, so you looked at the headline and worked it out. Well done, you're very clever. Here are the first eviction Big Brother betting odds for Glyn, Bonnie and Dawn, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com...
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Big Brother Betting Odds: Shahbaz Out + Boobwatch!

by Stuart Heritage

Less than a week into Big Brother and we’ve already seen an entire season’s worth of terrible behaviour. But the biggest Big Brother question at the moment is not who’ll win Big Brother.

Because – aside from the rather disturbing sights of Shahbaz cackling like a demented stalker as he hid all the Big Brother food, or Sezer trying to get inside the pants of every single Big Brother housemate – the big question on everybody’s lips is: which female Big Brother housemate is going to go topless in the Big Brother pool first?

Strangely enough, this is a real Big Brother betting market so – if you’re single, male and ever so slightly creepy – this could be the time to place your first Big Brother bet. Here are the Big Brother Boobwatch betting odds, with odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Odds To Win, Pt 2

by Stuart Heritage

Yesterday we took our first look of the week at the Big Brother betting odds. And now it’s time to finish looking at the chances that the Big Brother housemates having of winning the show.

The last few days in the Big Brother house have – despite Lea’s claims that this will be the most positive-ever series of Big Brother – been a mess of screeching, bitching, crying and endless talking into bathroom mirrors about themselves. And that’s just Shahbaz. If he manages to make it out of the Big Brother house alive, we’d be thoroughly surprised.

Yesterday we looked at the betting odds of the Big Brother outsiders, so now it’s time to look at the favourites’ Big Brother betting odds, with help from PaddyPower…

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