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WATCH THIS! TV Picks For The Weekend Bozo

by Robin Darke

Ka-loo ka-lay everyone! It’s almost the end of the week, and just like Lenny Henry tells us on those awful hotel adverts, it’s almost time for the weekend. And what’s a weekend all about? Going out, getting trashed and generally being like those pesky kids from Skins, sitting around in your pants as much as [...]

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TV Review: Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy, E4

by Robin Darke

And-roid Warhol. A psychedelic treehouse. A tank made of cheese. If there were any words we could employ to try and sway you into watching Noel Fielding’s newest “offering”, it would be these. They show us many, many things. That Noel Fielding is sticking to his tried and tested roots of clashing the realistic with [...]

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Pop Promos: Dog Wangs, Dancers And Douches

by Lauren Mullineaux

World events they’re fun aren’t they? Well no, not really, but hey at least you can now use IfIDie.net to record an ‘in-case of my accidentally on purpose death please avenge me to the bitter end’ video. Yes that a real thing now. Yes, it does seem like one of those fake adverts from Six Feet [...]

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Trailer Park: A Look At The New Film Releases

by Lauren Mullineaux

Plot holes! Popcorn! If you hadn’t guessed, hecklerspray is venturing into the world of film criticism and, as awards season rolls around again with all the depressing monotony of Madonna trying her best to make a movie, we couldn’t have picked a better time to start. We’ve already seen The Golden Globes pass by like [...]

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Resident Evil 6 – Will It Be Gash?

by Paul Pencott

Video games get sequels all the time. We’re near-constantly being beaten around the head with them. Yet, there are few video games that prompt more feverish excitement amongst fans than the Resident Evil series, so let’s have a gander at the trailer for Resident Evil 6 shall we? The uneducated will confuse this with the [...]

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Review: Skins

by Lauren Mullineaux

Before we even start talking about the first episode of the new season of Skins can we just discuss the opening titles for a second? As per usual they are the best thing about the show, but they’re also artistic to the point of idiocy. Why anybody would put an opening sequence so shiny and [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Spying! Secrets! Jumpers!

by Joanna Bolouri

It’s soap spoiling time again you lucky people!  Once again we’ve been held at gunpoint and forced to write stuff about something we’d only care less about if we were dead. Want to know what exciting things happen in Hollyoaks this week?  Tough. We didn’t include them. As usual we’re off to Eastenders first and before [...]

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Dancing On Ice Review: It’s All About The Sexual Assault

by Jacki Evans

This week’s Dancing on Ice was apparently Movie Week. Really, it was just dodgier outfits than usual, a few rubbish puns and some nicely manufactured drama. There were injuries! There were dangerous lifts! And there was Heidi Sugababe’s golden vadge! Her terrifying, terrifying golden ladybits. Before old Bigface Sugababe assaulted our eyes with her genitals [...]

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WATCH THIS! The Weekend TV Picks Just For Stupid You!

by Robin Darke

Life is hard for many people for much of the time. But we all deal with it in different ways. Some people take solace in religion; placing their happiness in never seeing a ghost. They’d rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news. Those people are idiots and mediocre ’90s pop stars. [...]

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Pop Promos: Nevermind The SOPA, Here’s Some Music Videos

by Lauren Mullineaux

We’d love to tell you about the tragic things that have been happening this week, but we can’t get on Wikipedia because of some protest for some dumb law the stupid Americans are trying to enforce. We’d love to tell you what that law is, but you know we aren’t really all that knowledgeable about [...]

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