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Movie Review: Going The Distance

by David Schwartz

Long-distance relationships don’t work – everyone knows that. I had one once, it was a lot of hassle, too much travel and involved not nearly enough nookie. And nobody is worth that? Or are they? It begs the inevitable question: How far would you travel just to see the woman/ man of your dreams? Down [...]

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Scott Pilgrim vs The World

by David Schwartz

What would you do for the love of a good woman? Buy her flowers every day? Sure. Go and see Sex And The City 3 whenever it comes out on the cinema? Maybe. Give up your dreams just so you can hold it against her when your once-strong relationship inevitably ends in bitter recriminations and crude accusations? Probably. So how about fighting her seven evil ex-boyfriends to the death?

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From Paris With Love – Blu-ray Review

by David Scarborough

You’re off to a bad start when the title for your latest John Travolta starring blockbuster is a play on one of James Bond’s more reserved offerings. From Paris With Love is another movie from the Luc Besson production line (story credit obligatory), this time involving some secret agents, terrorist plots and John Travolta looking [...]

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I Love You Phillip Morris – DVD Review

by David Scarborough

Jim Carrey’s gurning ways don’t quite hold the same box office potential that they once did. The once elastomug has had to put the teeth aside in recent years. Make no mistake, I Love You Phillip Morris is not a return of the Funster. Carrey plays Steven Russell, a policeman, Christian and a doting  husband [...]

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Trailer: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

by Mof Gimmers

There’s a new film coming out which you’ve probably heard about called Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. It stars deadbeat charmer Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera from Juno) who plays bass in a band called Sex Bob-omb. He falls for the elusive Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead from of Live Free or Die Hard) and she has seven exes who want to kick his arse to death.

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Behind the Scenes Look At Transformers 3

by Mof Gimmers

There’s something strange… in the neighbourhood…. who y’gonna call? TRANSFORMERS! Yes indeed, there’s a new Transformers film coming out (next July apparently) and once again, it is set to have a load of explosions and girls with billowing hair… and we’ve got some sneaky peaks at the action, behind-the-scenes style!

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Sly Stallone Shoots People During Interview. Honest.

by Mof Gimmers

Sly Stone is a fine and inspirational human being. You know why? Because he’s really old and has muscles. He also talks like a recovering stroke victim. If he can continue to get acting jobs and open up a dodgy restaurant chain with other celebs, then you dear reader, can do most anything if you put your mind to it. Oh, and his middle name sounds like the word ‘garden’.

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Whip It – DVD Review

by David Scarborough

Given the high abundance of adolescent pseudo-intellectual gobbledegook that seeps from the jaws of Ellen Page’s Juno in the Oscar-winning movie of the same name, it’s hard to view her with anything but sheer barbaric contempt. While she hardly shows much range beyond indie-grunge smarty-pants, at least in Whip It she appears likeable. Well, likeable [...]

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The Karate Kid I & II Blu-ray Review

by David Scarborough

What can be said about The Karate Kid that hasn’t been said somewhere – and, let’s face it, better – before? That the underlining story is one of an old Asian pervert grooming a defenceless youngster for his own twisted gratification.

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Movie Review: Toy Story 3

by Ben Pitt

This just in: Slumdog Millionaire is no longer the best feel-good movie about police brutality, torture and facial disfigurement. Toy Story 3 has it all and more besides. Brainwashing: check. Gambling dens and internet chat rooms: check, check. Anal rape: that’ll be a check. Mr Potatohead gets taken so hard from behind that his eyes [...]

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