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Film Review- We Are What We Are (And You Can Win A Copy Too!)

by Si Sharp

When Jonathan Swift asserted the logic of cannibalism in his satirical essay ‘A Modest Proposal’, he suggested that the poor sell their children to the rich for food. In Jorge Michel Grau’s debut feature-length We Are What We Are the poor have already started eating themselves. This Mexican drama/horror focuses on a family whose principal [...]

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DVD Review: Easy A

by David Scarborough

Rumours. Where would we be without rumours? Well, not here obviously, given that this website is fuelled by the gabbing mouths of someone-or-another, spouting amusing stories of vague interest about that person you tell everyone you hate but you secretly admire. Pathetic, aren’t they? Easy A deals with rumours. And with being a dirty skank. [...]

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Russell Brand Still Can’t Act (Trailer For Arthur Remake Pretty Much Underlines The Point)

by Kris Silver

A new trailer for Russell Brand’s probably eagerly awaited latest film, a remake of Steve Gordon’s 1981 film Arthur, has been released, so we here at hecklerspray thought we’d take some time to take a peek and try to figure out what we can expect from the latest in a long line of Hollywood remakes [...]

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Britney Spears ‘Hold It Against Me’ Video: DECODED

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears is making her millionth ‘comeback’, which is certain to make most of the world shrug and get on with its day, leaving those mentalist, fervent Britney devotees to foam at the mouth and hurried try to disembowel anyone who dare offer any criticism against their tragic heroine. And of course, there’s lot to [...]

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Blu-ray Review – The Social Network

by David Scarborough

The internet is full of dicks (hecklerspray excluded, of course). Just take a look around: there’s that kid over there, blogging about his pathetic existence; that tweeting celebrity, moaning about their insufferable riches; and what about Justin Bieber? Ergh. The internet is a horrible cesspit of words and pictures, never more aptly demonstrated than in [...]

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DVD Review: Buried

by David Scarborough

Plenty of the rich and fabulous have been buried in recent memory: Diff’rent Strokes actor, Gary Coleman, stroking kids musician, Michael Jackson and one of those Corey kids from the ‘80s. Yet, it’s hard to imagine anyone whose managed to do it in such a captivating way as Ryan Reynolds in the suffocating thriller, Buried. [...]

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Film Review: Paul (That’s The One With Simon Pegg And The New Jar Jar Binks In It)

by hecklerspray staff

Everyone knows who Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are right? You know, there the guys who beat the crap out of zombies with pool cues to Queen’s ‘Don’t stop me now’ and then had a shootout in a supermarket with Timothy Dalton. You know, Timothy Dalton! Him out of that James Bo- nevermind. Ahh, so [...]

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Film Review: Just Go With It

by Limara Salt

What is the point of Adam Sandler? Sure, there was a time when his mongrel-like face, annoying laugh and humour as subtle as getting diarrhoea in a library was kind-of-okay and sorta charming, but now he’s officially gone too far. That manchild routine may have been acceptable in the ’90s, but it’s 2011 and mass [...]

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DVD Review: Eat Pray Love

by Justrestingmyeyes

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman. There’s all that mucking about with howling at the moon once a month, either unsupported or badly scorched boobs, the constant struggle to be heard within an oppresive patriarchal society, and to quote Bernard Black, oh, the dancing! But then again, sometimes it’s hard to be a thunderously [...]

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Film Review: True Grit

by Limara Salt

Oh no! Here comes another Hollywood hack remaking a classic that doesn’t need to be made. Whatever happened to the original stories that used to litter our cinemas? John Wayne must be rolling in his grave blah blah blah…etc etc. If this is the dim view you take on The Coen Brothers’ adaptation of Charles [...]

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