Weird News
Vaginal Wigs Not To Be Used In ‘Hair’ Musical
Once hecklerspray got caught in such a strong wind that both of our hair pieces blew right off. Our head-piece was taken in a northerly direction, while it's friend followed only about two blocks before snapping back because it was tangled too deeply in our underpants-waist band. Good thing - because that was our expensive wig. It's made of 100% unshaven lambskin - worn fluffy side-in it naturally forms two comfy little nests. We thought our familiarity with groinal wigs would give us an advantage for the casting of that Hair musical. Not so - because apparently any pubes used will be 100% actor-grown.
Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Axeman Of New Orleans
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Just like Jack the Ripper terrorised London in late 1888, another serial killer had people terrified to be alone in their New Orleans homes. He left a trail of dead bodies covered in axe wounds - and he would even send letters to the local paper taunting the police. The following is the gruesome tale of the Axeman of New Orleans.
Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Bloop
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Off the coast of South America in 1997, hydrophones originally set up by the US to detect incoming Soviet Submarines picked up a sound. That sound seemed to be from a live animal, but were that the case said animal would have been larger than a blue whale. Nobody yet knows what caused it - but we've got the noise for your personal listening pleasure right here...
Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Bennington Triangle – Vermont’s Answer To Bermuda
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. On the one hand you've got the Bermuda Triangle - a place renowned the world over for swallowing up WWII flying squadrons of one sort or the other, and never spitting them back out. On the other hand you have the Bennington Triangle - a similar place that will steal away entire populations - one person at a time. At least that's what it's history seems to suggest.
PETA Protests Against Black Dogs Or Racist Dogs Or Something
Most people generally avoid dog shows because they're attended exclusively by red-faced spinsters in wax jackets. But just to make really sure, PETA has decided to go out of its way to put people off the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show by hanging around outside in full Ku Klux Klan garb - a stunt that's still 18 times less offensive than when Sadie Frost got two centimetres of bumcrack out for them. Why is a celebrity gossip website telling you about this? Because, if you think about it, dogs are like fluffy little celebrities, aren't they? Also, bum-all else has happened today.
Awesome Or Off-Putting: A Polygamist Matchmaking Site
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Normally in this column we like to tell you about awesome things like spaceships, unusually hairy two-legged animals or ghosts that never have, but probably will eat somebody's face off. Not today though - because we just found a Polygamous matchmaking site that you simply must know about. This is a sponsored article. To see your viral featured on hecklerspray contact us.
Awesome Or Off-Putting: Attack of The Ghost Orbs – With Video
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Surely everybody is pretty familiar with the concept of ghosts caught on tape appearing as orbs - little balls of light or some such. In that form ghostly spectres have been captured in photographs and on video pretty frequently. Rarely though, have the orbs ever appeared to actually attack the video camera. They do here.
Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Book Of Oahspe
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Some people say they'd be more religious if the Bible wasn't written on such old, thin, flimsy paper, while others cite the need for more pictures contained therein. Well if that's how you feel, we've good news for you. The Book Of Oahspe is only about 127 years old, and its packed full of pictures "drawn" by angels themselves.
