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Fire Up The Cloning Machine And Buy John Lennon’s Teeth

by Mof Gimmers

John Lennon – you may remember him from such bands as The Beatles, Plastic Ono Band and Getting Drunk For Two Years With Harry Nilsson – is, like Michael Jackson and Elvis, one of the deadest, hardest working muvvers in showbiz. Of course, being adopted by America, Lennon still stirs up a lot of interest [...]

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MC Hammer Launches Search Engine – Says Goodbye To All His Money

by Mof Gimmers

MC Hammer (real name Stanley McHammer) is a man famous for two things – ‘U Can’t Touch This’ and his hareem trousers. That’s about it. Think of anything else? Nope. Nothing. That’s pretty much everything covered. BUT WAIT! Hammer – who spunked his $20million fortune on sweets and crisps, leaving him with not much else [...]

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Canon Probably Want To Open Fire On All One Direction Fans

by Kris Silver

One Direction fans really are something to behold, they can almost out crazy the cult of Beliebers in terms of random Twitter outbursts about anything and everything their icons do. OMG! HARRY IS PICKING HIS NOSE! I TOTES LOVE HIM! That’s the sort of thing you can usually expect from them. But now they’ve hit [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Band of Holes

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. No, it’s not a crass, gynecologically themed all girl indy band. It’s a strange place in Peru with thousands of large holes [...]

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Sesame Street Force Porn Onto Our Children’s Innocent Little Brains

by Mof Gimmers

Sesame Street. Not nearly as innocent as you think. Seriously. It should be called Sesmutty Street after they threw a load of sexy filth at the eyes of the world’s children, presumably getting big furry erections and laughing at our outrage. The official line on all of this is that the Sesame Street YouTube channel [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Stockwell Poltergeist

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Ghosts. If they don’t make the heads of teenage girls spin around while vomiting straight out 100 feet in every direction, we’re [...]

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We’re Scared Of Writing Jokes About Jodie Marsh Now That She Looks Like This

by Kris Silver

That Amanda Knox lass and her apparently non murdering ways have grabbed all the headlines this week. Which is a shame as this whole murder in Perugia fiasco has completely overshadowed the return of Jodie Marsh. Some new photos of Jodie, the suspected inspiration for BBC 3 smash Snog, Marry, Avoid, have surfaced that show [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Amusement Park Digs Up Old Dead Bodies, Gets Haunted

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Long have we thought that the major attraction missing from all amusement parks everywhere in the world – is this literal death [...]

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Julian Assange’s Penis Is Of No Interest To Anyone

by Kris Silver

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange probably knows all of your deepest and darkest secrets, but it seems like no one wants to know any of his as his new unauthorised autobiography has failed to set the literary world alight. Since being released last week “Julian Assange: The Unauthorarised Autobiography,” hasn’t managed to shift more than 1,000 [...]

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BBC To Sue Italians For Making Obviously Superior Porn Version Of Strictly Come Dancing

by Mof Gimmers

Have you ever watched Strictly Come Dancing? It’s a terrible programme that actually encourages witless celebrities to cavort around a dancefloor with all the guile and grace of a mule being dragged down three flights of stairs by a Mini Metro. Not only that, it’s the show that willingly shoves Bruce Forsyth out, bewildered and [...]

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