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Ulysses 31: Watch The Live Action Version!

by Mof Gimmers

If you’re of a certain age, you’ll definitely remember Ulysses 31. You’ll know the theme tune off by heart and recall those horrible, ghostly cadavers that hung in the air that dead smoke. Even if you hated it (what’s wrong with you?), you’ll know all that. Of course, nostalgia is big business and Ulysses 31 [...]

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Roots Play Song For Michele Bachmann Which Isn’t Exactly Complimentary, But Very, Very Funny

by Mof Gimmers

People who believe in politics are idiots. Or, if you prefer, ‘politicians’. Every single person in politics deserves to be treated with absolute contempt, regardless of what side of the fence they sit on. And Michele Bachmann is no exception. This is something The Roots felt when they struck up the band on Late Night [...]

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Is Kelly Rowland Ditching UK X Factor For USA, Boo Boo?

by Mof Gimmers

This year, the UK version of the X Factor has gone through some serious changes. For starters, there’s no Simon Cowell with his rolling eyes and odd man-baps on the judging panel. Cheryl Cole vanished too, leaving us with Gary Barlow, Tulisa and Kelly Rowland to sit with the increasingly distressing Louis Walsh. Tulisa, who [...]

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Russian News Reader Gives Barack Obama The Bird Live On TV

by Mof Gimmers

Russia and America haven’t ever really got along have they? They’re both giganto land-masses that just love antagonising each other with spies, wars and lousy impressions of each others accents. At least the news is always impartial, eh? Like hell. Have you seen Fox News? And Fox & Co (not a Top of the Pops [...]

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Tori Spelling’s Boobs Leaked Online In Peculiar Fashion [NSFW]

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Tori Spelling? Her dad was a powerful TV man way back when (Love Boat and more) and magically, she ended up with a job on the original Beverley Hills 90210 and… uh… that’s about it. Now we’ve proved she’s famous enough to talk about (ahem), would you like to see her breasts? Ah. Ears [...]

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Caroline Flack Gets Death Threats From Clearly Insane One Direction Fans

by Mof Gimmers

Uh-oh! Caroline Flack is getting received death threats from Harry Styles’ fans after it was revealed that the pair have been on some dates. What is it with young women and their penchant for sending death threats? WHY HAVEN’T WE HAD ANY? DO WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A YOUNG MAN TO DO SO? [...]

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X Factor Set To Ruin More Film Themes But Not If We Had Our Way

by Robin Darke

THIS WEEK! ITS TIME! TO SING! SONGS FROM MOVIES! And probably not do a very good job at them. It’s ‘Movie Week’ everybody. That’s song from films that have been released in the old cinema. Past year’s have had some truly terrifying performances, like Olly Murs waggling his penis to ‘Twist And Shout,’ Joe McElderry [...]

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Johnny Marr Is Right To Say That Use Of Smiths Songs On Adverts Doesn’t Sully Their Memory

by Mof Gimmers

There has been the vague, wet, typical outpouring of mild-ire surrounding an indie band allowing one of their songs to be used in advertising. It’s ‘selling-out’ apparently. And god knows, that’s the worst thing an indie band can be accused of, right? And of course, there’s a terribly saccharine John Lewis advertisement that’s doing the [...]

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Finally! America Has Come To Make Doctor Who Brilliant!

by Mof Gimmers

Doctor Who has always been a quirkfest, with machines that don’t work properly, stupidly long scarves, baddies that look like bits of tinfoil and something preposterously called ‘a sonic screwdriver’. Really, The Doctor is, of all the heroes, the most nauseatingly twee. He’ll be playing a bloody ukulele next. A sonic ukulele no doubt. Anyway, [...]

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STV Forced To Cover Up Obvious X Factor Fix

by Michael Park

You X Factor fans are a fine bunch of conspiracy theorists and when it was preemptively announced that one of the eliminated caterwaulers had been allowed back into the show, the viewing public gathered in the streets with pitchforks and torches, desperately seeking someone to pin the blame on. When Loaded’s Man of the Year [...]

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