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Olly Murs Has Never Seen Caroline Flack Naked Because They Did It With The Lights Off

by Michael Park

Pop scamp Olly Murs has insisted that there’s nothing going on between him and his Xtra Factor co-host Caroline Flack despite there OBVIOUSLY BEING SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN HIM AND HIS XTRA FACTOR CO-HOST CAROLINE FLACK. The Ex-Factor (hur hur) runner up has flatly stated that his flirty relationship with Ms. Flack is just that. Flirty [...]

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Kelly Rowland Loves A Good Ol’ Sex Shop

by Matthew Laidlow

Who doesn’t love the X-Factor? Oh that’s right, people who listen to supposed “real” music. They’re the types who’ll only listen to music made by those who play their own instruments, write songs without the word “love” being mentioned and only release fifty copies of their album on limited edition cassette tapes. For everyone else, [...]

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Justin Bieber Just Doesn’t Understand The World

by Kris Silver

Pint Sized Canadian Pop Prince, Justin Bieber, really is the gift that just keeps on giving. Fresh from “definitely” fathering a love child in a sweaty 30-second romp with a woman whose testimony is as reliable as that of Dr. Conrad Murray, Bieber has decided to, once again, showcase how empty the space between his [...]

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Americans Get Massively Offended By Steve Jones’ X Factor Comments Because They’re Big Babies

by Mof Gimmers

Americans are really touchy aren’t they? You say that their army are a bunch of gung-ho berks and they all start running their mouths off. You imply that they’re all nutters and they all start acting like nutters. You say something innocuous on a TV show and they all start crying. Honestly. Some superpower! It’s [...]

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Gary Barlow Thinks Modern Pop Videos Are Too Sexual (Take That Would Never Do Such A Thing!)

by Mof Gimmers

Gary Barlow has always shared a certain stuffiness of his namesake, Ken Barlow. He was always something of a curmudgeon in the world of the boy band, and as he gets older, he’s showing no signs of changing. Grumping into view, Barlow has criticised modern pop videos, saying that they’re just too rude. You wouldn’t [...]

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Ulysses 31: Watch The Live Action Version!

by Mof Gimmers

If you’re of a certain age, you’ll definitely remember Ulysses 31. You’ll know the theme tune off by heart and recall those horrible, ghostly cadavers that hung in the air that dead smoke. Even if you hated it (what’s wrong with you?), you’ll know all that. Of course, nostalgia is big business and Ulysses 31 [...]

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Roots Play Song For Michele Bachmann Which Isn’t Exactly Complimentary, But Very, Very Funny

by Mof Gimmers

People who believe in politics are idiots. Or, if you prefer, ‘politicians’. Every single person in politics deserves to be treated with absolute contempt, regardless of what side of the fence they sit on. And Michele Bachmann is no exception. This is something The Roots felt when they struck up the band on Late Night [...]

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Is Kelly Rowland Ditching UK X Factor For USA, Boo Boo?

by Mof Gimmers

This year, the UK version of the X Factor has gone through some serious changes. For starters, there’s no Simon Cowell with his rolling eyes and odd man-baps on the judging panel. Cheryl Cole vanished too, leaving us with Gary Barlow, Tulisa and Kelly Rowland to sit with the increasingly distressing Louis Walsh. Tulisa, who [...]

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Russian News Reader Gives Barack Obama The Bird Live On TV

by Mof Gimmers

Russia and America haven’t ever really got along have they? They’re both giganto land-masses that just love antagonising each other with spies, wars and lousy impressions of each others accents. At least the news is always impartial, eh? Like hell. Have you seen Fox News? And Fox & Co (not a Top of the Pops [...]

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Tori Spelling’s Boobs Leaked Online In Peculiar Fashion [NSFW]

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Tori Spelling? Her dad was a powerful TV man way back when (Love Boat and more) and magically, she ended up with a job on the original Beverley Hills 90210 and… uh… that’s about it. Now we’ve proved she’s famous enough to talk about (ahem), would you like to see her breasts? Ah. Ears [...]

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