by Shawn Lindseth
hecklerspray has recently acquired the piece of Swiss cheese that was (or wasn’t) lodged deep in Momma Cass’ throat when the lights went out, it’s going for $2.50. Also, we’re offering up a portion of bathroom tile on which dead Elvis drooled from a very close proximity – asking price: $9.00. Couch cushion stained with Hendrix’s hair tonic the day he bell bottomed his way into heaven- $6.99.
Yes, here at hecklerspray, we’ve got all sorts of celebrity memorabilia for sale – and it’s selling like whores in a ship yard! Our prices are so low we’ve got to find alternate means of putting our kids through college. Which makes us wish we’d been able to sell that Buddy Holly watch which auctioned so recently.
The price was a scream – which is ironic, because he had it on when he died in his 1959 plane crash. Suddenly extreme morbidity has a price tag.
Read more >>>
by Stuart Heritage
There are a few strict rules we try to stick to in life. These rules include, but are not limited to, ‘never make eye contact with nutters on buses’ and ‘bands or songs that mention a wolf or wolves are always terrible’.
Then Wolfmother came along and wrecked the system. Despite having the world Wolf in their title, Wolfmother aren’t terrible at all – quite the opposite, in fact. It’s also very possible that Wolfmother are nutters who hang around on buses, but that’s harder to prove.
The Wolfmother album will be out on Monday, and we’ve got a four-track Wolfmother album sample right here to get your juices pumping. We’d tell you that Wolfmother made thunderous Black Sabbath-style psychedelic stoner rock that still manages to be brilliant even though your Dad probably likes it, but we don’t have to – click the link below to hear what the Wolfmother album is going to sound like.
The rest of the world already loves Wolfmother – now it’s your turn.
Listen to the Wolfmother four-track album sample now
Read more >>>
