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Mystery Jets Blowout! You Can’t Fool Me Dennis Video & Plenty Other Stuff

by Stuart Heritage

My my, how we love Mystery Jets here at hecklerspray. And Mystery Jets, in return, love you. Where does that leave us? Giving all the love and getting none of it back, that’s where.

Anyway – Mystery Jets love you so much that they’re giving you loads of free stuff through us; like Patrick Swayze humping Demi Moore via Whoopi Goldberg’s body in a deleted scene from Ghost. Or something, this isn’t really a simile we’ve thought through. So this is what Mystery Jets are giving you today:

A FREE very special Mystery Jets You Can’t Fool Me Dennis video that’s different to the You Can’t Fool Me Dennis video you may have already seen!

A FREE listen to Inside Four Walls, which isn’t even on the Mystery Jets’ Making Dens album!

A FREE 7″ Mystery Jets slipcase sent directly to your house!

So there you go – Mystery Jets are spoiling you. And what about us? Cast aside like Whoopi Goldberg’s sweaty confused body, that’s what.

Watch the Mystery Jets You Can’t Fool Me Dennis video

Listen to Inside Four Walls by Mystery Jets

Sign up for your free Mystery Jets 7″ slipcase

My my, how we love Mystery Jets here at hecklerspray. And Mystery Jets, in return, love you. Where does that leave us? Giving all the love and getting none of it back, that's where. Anyway - Mystery Jets love you so much that they're giving you loads of free stuff through us; like Patrick Swayze humping Demi Moore via Whoopi Goldberg's body in a deleted scene from Ghost. Or something, this isn't really a simile we've thought through. So this is what Mystery Jets are giving you today: A FREE very special Mystery Jets You Can't Fool Me Dennis video that's different to the You Can't Fool Me Dennis video you may have already seen! A FREE listen to Inside Four Walls, which isn't even on the Mystery Jets' Making Dens album! A FREE 7" Mystery Jets slipcase sent directly to your house! So there you go - Mystery Jets are spoiling you. And what about us? Cast aside like Whoopi Goldberg's sweaty confused body, that's what. Watch the Mystery Jets You Can't Fool Me Dennis video Listen to Inside Four Walls by Mystery Jets Sign up for your free Mystery Jets 7" slipcase
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Pete Doherty Second-Best Rock Star Ever – Official(ish)

by Stuart Heritage

When the world looks back on Pete Doherty, chances are the first thing it thinks won’t be “Hmm, this Pete Doherty fellow, I’d say he’s probably the second-best rock star ever. I especially liked that song about fucking forever, although I can’t remember how it goes.”

No, the world will probably think something along the lines of, “Jesus, Pete Doherty. I remember him – he was that junkie twat, wasn’t he? He was rubbish.” Except for NME readers. They’ll think the first one. Because Pete Doherty has just been voted the second-best rock star ever by ever-sensible readers of the NME.

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50 Cent Defies Common Sense, Makes Another Film

by Stuart Heritage

50 Cent is far too gangsta to listen to critics. Critics say that he’s a terrible rapper, 50 Cent makes another shonky album out of spite. Critics say he’s a lousy actor, 50 Cent signs up for another godawful movie.

As if subjecting innocent moviegoers to cock like Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ wasn’t enough, 50 Cent has just attached his name to Live Bet, a brand new heist film about gambling – possibly the only movie subject in the world less appealing than the plot of Get Rich Or Die Tryin’. Nice move, Fiddy…

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Snoop Dogg Returns To Londizzle After Airport Rumpus

by Stuart Heritage

Last month, Snoop Dogg joined a special group of celebrities – like Bjork, Elton John and Diana Ross – who have all apparently got a bit shitty in an aiport. And now Snoop is back in London to face the music.

Typical – when Snoop Dogg gets in trouble at an airport, he is politely invited back to discuss the outcome of the police investigation; but when we do anything wrong, we get a burly security guard’s fist rammed up our bottom for an hour and a half. Where’s the jizzustice?

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Diddy The Doling Out Daddy

by Shawn Lindseth

P Diddy’s name used to be Puff Daddy. hecklerspray is very scared to use it now, fearing some violent repercussion, or worse yet, a forced musical collaboration with the man who’s business cards it once graced.

But the press cannot be silenced – and neither can we for that matter. A New York court just ordered him to pay big bucks in current child support, back child support, and exorbitant advertising rates to hecklerspray.

Stop questioning that last one and get those cheques signed! So commands the law!

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Watch The Sunshine Underground I Ain’t Losing Any Sleep Video

by Stuart Heritage

The Sunshine Underground seem like a band that are worth getting very exciting about. As with all cool new bands, we liked – and were turned down for an interview by – The Sunshine Underground before you did.

The Sunshine Underground have obviously taken a look at what’s going on around them – whiny girls ballads, bands that want to be Gang Of Four – and decided to make their own noise instead. And in I Ain’t Losing Any Sleep, The Sunshine Underground have made as good a statement of intent as you’re likely to find. I Ain’t Losing Any Sleep is a huge, noisy, dirty animal, like a less mongoloid version of Kasabian.

I Ain’t Losing Any Sleep by The Sunshine Underground is released on Monday, but we’ve got The Sunshine Underground’s I Ain’t Losing Any Sleep video for you to take a gander at today. Take a deep breath and clink the link below…

Watch The Sunshine Underground I Ain’t Losing Any Sleep video now

The Sunshine Underground seem like a band that are worth getting very exciting about. As with all cool new bands, we liked - and were turned down for an interview by - The Sunshine Underground before you did. The Sunshine Underground have obviously taken a look at what's going on around them - whiny girls ballads, bands that want to be Gang Of Four - and decided to make their own noise instead. And in I Ain't Losing Any Sleep, The Sunshine Underground have made as good a statement of intent as you're likely to find. I Ain't Losing Any Sleep is a huge, noisy, dirty animal, like a less mongoloid version of Kasabian. I Ain't Losing Any Sleep by The Sunshine Underground is released on Monday, but we've got The Sunshine Underground's I Ain't Losing Any Sleep video for you to take a gander at today. Take a deep breath and clink the link below... Watch The Sunshine Underground I Ain't Losing Any Sleep video now
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Watch The Gnarls Barkley Crazy Video

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, pssst, you. We’ve heard of this little tiny secret band called Gnarls Barkley that nobody has ever heard of… oh, who are we kidding – everyone knows who Gnarls Barkley is.

Gnarls Barkley – and Crazy in particular – is everywhere. We’re not sure, but we think that most radio DJs are just turning up to work, bunging Crazy by Gnarls Barkley on repeat for a couple of hours and then sodding off home. Certainly seems that way. As well as being the first single to get to the top of the charts on downloads alone, if Crazy is still number one for a couple more weeks it will have spent longer at the top spot than any other song for a decade.

And people still aren’t sick of Crazy by Gnarls Barkley, which is incredible. Remember how badly you wanted to stab Wet Wet Wet or Bryan Adams or that Amarillo bastard when they had successful singles? So do we. And – as a tribute to that – here’s the video to Crazy by Gnarls Barkley for you.

Watch the Gnarls Barkley Crazy video now

Hey, pssst, you. We've heard of this little tiny secret band called Gnarls Barkley that nobody has ever heard of... oh, who are we kidding - everyone knows who Gnarls Barkley is. Gnarls Barkley - and Crazy in particular - is everywhere. We're not sure, but we think that most radio DJs are just turning up to work, bunging Crazy by Gnarls Barkley on repeat for a couple of hours and then sodding off home. Certainly seems that way. As well as being the first single to get to the top of the charts on downloads alone, if Crazy is still number one for a couple more weeks it will have spent longer at the top spot than any other song for a decade. And people still aren't sick of Crazy by Gnarls Barkley, which is incredible. Remember how badly you wanted to stab Wet Wet Wet or Bryan Adams or that Amarillo bastard when they had successful singles? So do we. And - as a tribute to that - here's the video to Crazy by Gnarls Barkley for you. Watch the Gnarls Barkley Crazy video now
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The ‘Spray Q&A – Oh No! Oh My!

by Stuart Heritage

It’s rare for us to get excited about anything much here, so when Oh No! Oh My! blindsided us with their superb music, we staggered about for a few minutes before falling over in a dribbling heap.

The recently self-released Oh No! Oh My! album is one of those rarest treasures – a collection of pop songs so heart-burstingly pretty that you end up torn between wanting to keep it your special secret and wanting to yammer on to the whole world about it until everyone likes it as much as you do. In Walk In The Park, Oh No! Oh My have crafted one of the most perfect summer pop songs we think we’ve ever heard, a song which is already soundtracking every single TV commercial in a number of parallel universes. And Oh No! Oh My! are unsigned, a fact that keeps us awake at night.

We caught up with Oh No! Oh My! to discuss pirates, zombies and loving girls that don’t love you…

It's rare for us to get excited about anything much here, so when Oh No! Oh My! blindsided us with their superb music, we staggered about for a few minutes before falling over in a dribbling heap. The recently self-released Oh No! Oh My! album is one of those rarest treasures - a collection of pop songs so heart-burstingly pretty that you end up torn between wanting to keep it your special secret and wanting to yammer on to the whole world about it until everyone likes it as much as you do. In Walk In The Park, Oh No! Oh My have crafted one of the most perfect summer pop songs we think we've ever heard, a song which is already soundtracking every single TV commercial in a number of parallel universes. And Oh No! Oh My! are unsigned, a fact that keeps us awake at night. We caught up with Oh No! Oh My! to discuss pirates, zombies and loving girls that don't love you...
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Jack White Defends Whoring Himself Out

by C J Davies

There are good and bad sides to every situation.

Take Nicole Richie’s predicament, for example. She may have a debilitating eating disorder… but at least she’ll fit into that summer bikini just fine. And – hey – just think about good old Michael Barrymore. True, certain allegations may have effectively destroyed his career… but we just bet those pool-cleaning bills are a fraction of what they used to be.

Jack White is also going through a similar ambivalent streak. On the plus side, he’s just received a nice shiny cheque for his hard work scoring the latest Coca-Cola commercial…

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New Guns N’ Roses Album Finally Out This Year Possibly

by Stuart Heritage

Here’s a theory: the longer that an artist works on something, the better it becomes. Is it true? Of course not, and that’s why Chinese Democracy by Guns N’ Roses is going to be rubbish.

But at least soon we’ll be able to know that the new Guns N’ Roses album is rubbish instead of just endlessly speculating about it like we’ve been doing for the last decade – Axl Rose has made a surprise radio appearance claiming that Chinese Democracy is definitely, definitely going to be coming out later in the year. Possibly.

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