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The Real Actors Who Should Play Steve Jobs In A Biopic

by Matthew Laidlow

Apple geeks around the world were united in grief last week when Apple announced that Steve Jobs had suffered a fatal 404 error and couldn’t be restarted. Whilst a replacement for Steve Jobs had already been secured so Apple can dominate the market with sleek and flashy products that’ll require a replacement six months later, [...]

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Oh Gasp! Johnny Depp To Play Eccentric Kook, Or Dr Seuss If You Prefer

by Mof Gimmers

Johnny Depp loves playing kooky characters doesn’t he? He’s not like those other actors who do action movies. Oh no. He plays guitar, smokes cigarettes and says having your photo taken is like being raped. That’s our Johnny! And now, in a move that will stagger you daft, he’s going to take on the role [...]

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Sneak Preview Of The Human Centipede 2 (Free Poster Inside!)

by Mof Gimmers

It’s time for the release of Human Centipede 2! Hurray! How we love a romantic comedy about a crazy copycat torturer and self-pleasuring yourself with stuff purloined from the tool box while being shouted at by your mum! Is Hugh Grant in it? Anyway, as the film is getting shown (States only thus far, but [...]

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‘My Week With Marilyn’ Trailer Released – Already Sick Of Looking At Her

by Mof Gimmers

Marilyn Monroe is a godsend for people who can’t be truly bothered to think of someone who is really beautiful. She’s short-hand for good looking and, mercifully for her legacy, she died too young so we didn’t get to see the ravages of time mess up that face of hers. Of course, Monroe was quite [...]

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Henry Cavill Looks Like A Bearded Vagrant On Superman: Man Of Steel Set

by Mof Gimmers

Despite all the protestations of nerdy, no-life Superman superfans, it appears that Superman: Man Of Steel is going to follow the blueprint of the newest Batman films, just like we said they would. That’s because Hollywood is completely devoid of ideas. Yup, Superman – the lamest superhero of them all despite abilities to the contrary [...]

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The Human Centipede 2 Gets A Classification – Now A RomCom

by Mof Gimmers

Hey divs! Great news! The romantic comedy, The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence, has been given a British Board of Film Classification today! How amazing is that? That means… well… you’ll illegally download it anyway as you’ll want to see all the nasty (funny) bits they hacked out. Tom Six’s film – which to be [...]

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Top Ten Bond Themes

by Robin Darke

With the news that Adele (her again!) is like, totes, going to write and release the theme for the new Bond film, us handsome devils at hecklerspray are going to take a look at the Top Ten Bond themes. So get comfy, pour yourself a drink and get ready to agree with every single one [...]

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Kurt Russell Joins Django Unchained After Kevin Costner Wimps Out

by Mof Gimmers

What is Kevin Costner famous for? Well, he sang I Will Always Love You and said “back, and to the left” for five hours straight in JFK and… uh… he was in the terrible Waterworld. And that’s about it. And now, getting the chance to redeem himself from such atrocities, he now being lamer than [...]

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The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Trailer Shows Yorkshiremen For The Depraved Maniacs They Really Are

by Mof Gimmers

How disappointing was The Human Centipede? Very, that’s what. It wasn’t even funny bad. It was just a marvellously disgusting idea executed badly. It was a veritable snoozefest that was watched by a million people illegally online just to see what the fuss was about. At least Child’s Play managed to create some real life [...]

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Let Us All Cry At Being Elmo [Trailer]

by Mof Gimmers

Yes, yes… it’s all very well being cynical and cool all the time because it means that you never have to go out on a limb and say you like something that someone else may point out is entirely gash… but sometimes you really have to. And surely even the most cold-hearted gitwurst couldn’t fail [...]

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