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Ryan Gosling Has A Dirty Secret And Not In A Good Way

by Joanna Bolouri

Don’t you just hate it when someone you love, admire and possibly think about in a dirty way when you have at least one free hand, turns out to be nothing more than a former all singing, all dancing, would happily punch repeatedly in the face, jumper wearing, Mickey Mouse Club super brat? We’re talking [...]

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Batfans Will Get To See Dark Knight Cinema Preview At Christmas! Holy Lack Of Leg Room!

by Mof Gimmers

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises, is probably the most highly anticipated film release floating around the ether at the moment. The superhero genre has been revitalised by the brooding adventures of Bruce Wayne and everyone is intrigued as to how the whole thing will wrap up. As such, each little morsel and near-set fanvid has [...]

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Patrick Swayze’s Widow Does ‘Dirty’ Pose With His Wax Dummy

by Mof Gimmers

Many saw the funny side of Patrick Swayze’s death because he played a ghost in a film. Those same people probably didn’t care much for Dirty Dancing, so thought they’d troll everyone who looked upset. Much like those hooting at those wailing over pictures of Colonel Gaddafi at the moment. Basically, death brings out the [...]

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What’s All This About Shia LaBeouf Trying To Stab People?

by Mof Gimmers

You know Shia LaBeouf don’t you? Yeah. He’s that insultingly dim thing that’s like shrink-wrapped ham on legs, waddling around with his film career and floozies. What else does he do? Oh yeah! He gets in fights in bars! That’s a hoot isn’t it? What’s even better is that someone’s accused him of threatening to [...]

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Sherlock Holmes Game Of Shadows Trailer: BOOM! CRASH! SLOW MOTION SHOTS! RUNNING! TREES! BLOOD! BANG! [Video]

by Michael Park

Sherlock Holmes is one of the most abiding detective characters in literary history. Along with his sycophantic companion, Dr John Watson, the amateur consulting detective uses his powers of deduction to solve the most fiendishly cryptic cases in Victorian London amazing one and all with his capacity for lateral thinking and disguise as he does [...]

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Paranormal Activity III Has Premiere In Big Brother House & No-One Famous Turns Up

by Michael Park

Premieres for big blockbusters usually take place in cinemas with names like ODEON, CINEWORLD, GRAUMAN’S or BOGNOR REGIS CINEMASCOPE but it seems that the makers of Paranormal Activity are positively itching to associate their horrifying, overdone claptrap with Channel 5′s flagship horrifying, overdone claptrap. And, as such, the premiere of Paranormal Activity III took place [...]

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Scarlett Johansson ‘Too Distracting’ For The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Role (coughleakedpicturescough)

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Hollywood! Well done! You’ve done well by pointing out that some actresses are much prettier than others. Bless you for that. We really didn’t know who to approach the whole thing and you went and said. Just like that. You just came right out and spoke without a care in the world. Basically, you [...]

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Stephen King Unveils The Shining 2: Electric Boogaloo

by Robin Darke

Sometimes a book is so seminal that any talk of a sequel is shot down in a series of fan-based derogatory comments about the author wanting to suck on someone’s nipples or wanking at the altar of capitalist pigs. As Enid Blyton could testify to if she were here today. Sometimes they work, and sometimes [...]

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Ben Stiller To Defecate On All Of Our Memories Of Rentaghost

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Rentaghost? Rentaghost was brilliantly awful. It was all camp and terrible graphics (they were probably decent at the time, but for those who saw the repeats, the clunky special effects only added to its eccentric charm) and had one of the best theme tunes ever. The show was about a company that found work [...]

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Javier Bardem: Best Bond Villian Ever?

by Mof Gimmers

A James Bond film is maked or breaked on the villain that is cast. Get the baddie right and everything else should fall into place. Alas, there’s been a few lousy nemeses in recent years, with Bond dispatching lamos like there’s no tomorrow. However, that’s all about to change. That’s because, in the next Bond [...]

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