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Movies In Sex And Drugs Shock

by Stuart Heritage

Stop the press – a study has discovered that some movies actually condone sex and drugs. Yeah, we were shocked too. But Dr Hasantha Gunasekera has proved it in a report for the Journal of the Royal Society Of Medicine. He puts it to Hollywood that it is being irresponsible in it’s portrayal of unprotected [...]

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All Of Hollywood Scrapping To Star In Dallas Remake

by Stuart Heritage

There is a film currently in pre-production that has got the attention of the cream of Hollywood. Mel Gibson, John Travolta, Tommy Lee-Jones, Kevin Costner, Catherine Zeta Jones, Reese Witherspoon, Demi Moore, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Owen Wilson, Lindsay Lohan and Drew Barrymore are all apparently scrapping it out to prove that they deserve a [...]

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Dunst Blurts Out Spiderman 3 Villains

by Stuart Heritage

When you play the female lead in the sixth and ninth biggest-grossing films ever, and your life is constantly plagued by fanboys coming up to you and asking obscure questions about every aspect of superhero life, you’d want to keep slightly ahead of the game. That evidently never occurred to Spiderman star Kirsten Dunst who, [...]

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Guy Ritchie’s Revolver – The Saga Continues

by C J Davies

Wannabe-cockney public schoolboy Guy Ritchie and his scary-faced wife Madonna have been booed by ‘fans’ at the London premiere of Ritchie’s new movie Revolver. Revolver – apparently a cinematic production so bad it makes 2 Fast 2 Furious look like Dekalog-era Kieslowski – has already had its fair share of dismal reviews. Witness the verbal [...]

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Hollywood Hates Pirates

by Stuart Heritage

In movies, pirates are brilliant – great big angry beardy men with eye-patches and parrots. In real life, pirates are people that download movies off the Internet. Some might have beards, eye-patches and parrots – we just don’t know. Hollywood likes pretend pirates, it even makes Johnny Depp dress up like one and jiggle about [...]

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Guy Ritchie To Get Even Worse

by C J Davies

Think of a renowned documentary maker. What sort of names pop into your head? John Pilger? Nick Broomfield? Populist pamphleteers like Michael Moore or curious mirthmakers like Louis Theroux? Chances are you didn’t think of Guy Ritchie. Fresh from the critical mauling his new pile of tosscheese Revolver had received ("It’s shit" – C J [...]

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Robbie Williams To Destroy ‘Saturday Night Fever’

by C J Davies

70′s flick Saturday Night Fever has got something of an unfair reputation. Far from being the cheesy dance-marathon that the people who organise ‘School Disco’ nights would have you believe, its actually a dark slice of drama with one of the most unsympathetic leading characters in mainstream cinema. Not that this means anything to The [...]

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Ricky Gervais Goes To Hollywood

by C J Davies

If you want hecklerspray’s opinion – and while you’re here, pal, that’s all ye shall be getting – Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant’s new series Extras hasn’t been half-bad. What with all the celebrity endorsement, the project could have oh-so-easily turned into the sort of Elton John-starring Little Britain bumkissery that makes any self-respecting viewer [...]

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Kevin Costner Threatens Bodyguard Sequel

by C J Davies

Certain films just don’t need follow-ups. hecklerspray can think of a big long list of such titles – undiluted cack that shouldn’t really have been greenlit for the first movie anyway. Quite a few of these films involve Kevin Costner. Whether its the soul-sapping awfulness of The Postman (which – brilliantly – ends with a [...]

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Daredevil 2: Almost Greenlit

by Chris Laverty

No need to pad this story with half-arsed conjecture. Instead here’s five facts to tell all about the almost-greenlit Daredevil 2: 1.  Ben Affleck (DVDs) and Jennifer Garner (DVDs) both featured in the original Daredevil movie in 2003. 2.  They got married last month, to each other. 3.  They want to work together on a [...]

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