Movie Gossip
So the next James Bond movie has been confirmed as a remake of Casino Royale.
This is possibly a good thing, as the original book doesn't contain anything thats been rubbish about the last few films, like giant space laserguns or invisible cars or 10 metre-tall robot monkey warriors. Actually, forget the last one, that's a great idea.
Now all that's left for the makers to do is decide on who is actually going to play James Bond. Having ruled out an early favourite, MC Skat Kat from Paula Abdul's Opposites Attract video, the producers are looking at a new, arguably less-talented set of contenders.
Here is the hecklerspray lowdown on the runners and riders...
Word from BBC hacks is the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean will involve cannibalism, portraying the Dominica Caribbean Indians as historical people-gobblers.
hecklerspray is more than pleased to announce the return of Sheffield’s most versatile singer-songwriter and raconteur John Shuttleworth (aka Graham Fellows) with a brand new live show and the release of the long awaited ‘It’s Nice Up North’ full length feature film...
Well-adjusted pillar of society Jennifer Lopez has been in a bit of a quandry of late. As far as the public is generally concerned, she ranks somewhere between the Lottery Rapist and Mummra The Everliving in terms of not being liked very much.
Of course, the huge-arsed superstar has a theory on why this is...
Ang Lee, drippy arthouse director turned Hollywood pincushion has announced his intention to make a gay cowboy movie...
This year’s Oscar ceremony might actually be free of stupidly-long acceptance speeches if event producer Gil Cates has his way.
George Lucas has stunned fans by refusing to give away the entire plot of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.
Sith, the final chapter in Lucas’ space and hairstyles sextuplet will open worldwide on 19 May. But despite much speculation from hardcore fan websites Lucas is giving nothing away.
"I’m not giving anything away" an unusually secretive Lucas told DVDTalk.com.
Lucas’ baffling decision has understandably
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