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Tom Cruise Eyeballs The Unborn Baby Inside Katie Holmes

by Stuart Heritage

Remember a couple of weeks ago when we feared that Tom Cruise sacking his publicist would result in the end of his barmy announcements? Turns out we were wrong. Tom Cruise has only gone and bought a sonogram machine so he can personally keep a close eye on the little Tom Cruise foetus that’s lodged [...]

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Rush Hour 3 Getting Made For Some Reason

by Stuart Heritage

New Line has announced that Rush Hour 3 is set to go into production next year. Which is great news – just the other day we were thinking about how there aren’t really enough films where Chris Tucker goes into a room, shoots his mouth off and starts a fight that Jackie Chan has to [...]

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Russell Crowe Avoids Jail For Phone Flinging

by 586 MEDIA

Hollywood actor Russell Crowe has pleaded guilty to having a hissy fit in a Manhattan hotel where he lobbed a phone at a concierge because he had trouble calling his wife from it. The Gladiator actor pleaded guilty to third degree assault and has been sentenced to a conditional discharge, meaning he mustn’t get arrested [...]

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Harry Potter Inevitably Rules US Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire isn’t just number one in the US weekend box office chart – Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire has taken far more money than the rest of the US weekend box office combined. Not that this is any kind of surprise, though – people go so barmy [...]

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Smoking On DVDs Not Cool, Apparently

by Stuart Heritage

Children, it’s a proven fact, are universally stupid. So when they see someone smoking on a DVD, they instantly rush down to the shops for 20 B&H and turn their lungs to tar. All of them. That’s what the attorneys general of 32 American states think, anyway. They want to slap anti-smoking messages all over [...]

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Vince Vaughn In Confused Jennifer Aniston Sex Blather

by Stuart Heritage

It’s rare for an actress to have a completely positive public image overhaul by taking her top off and getting called a man, but that’s exactly what’s happened to Jennifer Aniston. GQ Magazine took Aniston – who was previously a source of fun for her self-pitying behaviour in the aftermath of her break-up with Brad [...]

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Gromit, Chicken, Corpse Get Animated Oscar Nods

by Stuart Heritage

The list of films eligible for next year’s Best Animated Feature Film Oscar has been announced. And we’re predicting a good year for chickens, rabbits and necrophilia. The Best Animated Feature Film Oscar longlist features kiddy-friendly films like Wallace And Gromit, Chicken Little, Valiant and a film about steam. The list of films eligible for [...]

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Anthony Hopkins To Get Cecil B. DeMille Award, Probably Not For Zorro

by Stuart Heritage

Anthony Hopkins, depending on who you ask, is either one of the greatest actors ever to have graced the stage and silver screen, or the scary chap that eats people. Or Zorro. Either way, Anthony Hopkins has been announced as the receiver of the Cecil B. DeMille award for lifetime achievement at the Golden Globe [...]

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Orlando Bloom Sued For Earnings From His Bad Movies

by Stuart Heritage

Someone, somewhere, is responsible for the inexplicable film career of Orlando Bloom. We’re not sure how – or why – Orlando Bloom gets starring roles in films, but the sad fact is that it happens. One group partially responsible for inflicting Bloom onto the public consciousness is his former management company The Firm, and they’re [...]

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Sharon Stone Settles Saggy Face Lawsuit

by Stuart Heritage

Sharon Stone isn’t young – but she can still pull a crowd by removing all her clothes and having it off with Stan Collymore, as Basic Instinct 2 is bound to prove. But what Sharon Stone does not do is hide her age by having face-lifts. Probably. Stone had been in the process of suing [...]

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