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Omar Sharif Denies Punching Mexican

by Stuart Heritage

In the movies, Omar Sharif is mostly seen as a noble, dashing hero type. However, in reality, Omar Sharif is a little drunk man who goes round insulting and punching Mexican parking attendants. That’s what a Guatemalan parking attendant is claiming, at least. Juan Anderson is suing Omar Sharif after he claims Sharif called him [...]

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Leonardo DiCaprio To Save The World With New Movie

by Stuart Heritage

Leonardo DiCaprio cares. And not just about having loads of money and shagging supermodels, either. Leonardo DiCaprio cares about the environment. And to prove what a bunch of filthy, stinking, polluting animals the human race is, Leonardo DiCaprio is planning on saving the world by making a movie called 11th Hour – a feature length [...]

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Harry Potter Is Going To Die

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter fans around the world should prepare for their painfully sensitive hearts to be broken – it’s been revealed that Harry Potter is probably going to die in the next Harry Potter book. How do we know that Harry Potter is going to die? Did JK Rowling come down to Earth on a cloud [...]

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Jennifer Aniston Topless Kerfuffle

by Stuart Heritage

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! It’s one thing to see pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless in GQ magazine, but don’t think for one second it means you can take pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless in secret from a mile away. A cheeky member of the paparazzi is said to have [...]

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Sylvester Stallone: Rocky Balboa Back In The Ring

by Stuart Heritage

The best thing about the new Rocky film is that it very clearly mirrors the life of Sylvester Stallone. Rocky and Stallone are both old has-beens trying to recapture the glories of their youth. And, like Rocky’s probable fight in the new film, everybody seems to be willing Sylvester Stallone on to make a success [...]

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Brad Pitt The Father Of Angelina Jolie’s Kids

by Stuart Heritage

Brad Pitt has spend the last few months flying around the world helping Angelina Jolie adopt all kinds of refugee children, but Angelina has been getting all of the credit. Well, that was the case, at least. On Friday Brad Pitt filed a petition in a Los Angeles court to become the adoptive father of [...]

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US Weekend Box Office Chart: Harry Potter Blah Blah Blah

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire is still sitting at the top of the US weekend box office chart. The cash from which JK Rowling plans to pay for flesh-masks of herself to be stitched onto the face of the first-born child of every family in the world. Harry Potter And The Goblet Of [...]

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Charlize Theron The New Bond Girl?

by Stuart Heritage

Now that we all know that Daniel Craig is going to be the new Timothy Dalton James Bond, it’s time to look for a new Bond Girl, and it looks like Charlize Theron is the favourite to take the job. All manner of actresses have seen their names attached to the vacant Bong Girl role [...]

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Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban: Engagement Official-ish

by Stuart Heritage

Nicole Kidman must be sick of Tom Cruise getting all the headlines all the time, so she’s doing something about it – Nicole’s officially got engaged to country music star Keith Urban. Or she might not have done. But she probably has. Perhaps. Someone said on TV. Nicole Kidman must be sick of Tom Cruise [...]

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Will Smith To Play Crap Superhero

by C J Davies

Will Smith likes a bit of action. Whether it’s shooting aliens in Independence Day, shooting robots in I, Robot or shooting badly-written criminal caricatures in Bad Boys 1 and 2 (when he would have immediately won more audience support by simply turning around and shooting Martin Lawrence), it’s fair to say that he’s a runny, [...]

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