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Star Wars Illegally Pirated? Nooooooo!

by Stuart Heritage

You know those adverts where they tell you that watching illegally pirated movies on the Internet is bad and wrong and you instantly go to hell if you do it? Well, Hollywood has started making examples of the perpetrators. Marc Hoaglin from Los Angeles faces three years in prison for illegally uploading a copy of [...]

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Superman Seeks Digital Junk Reduction

by Shawn Lindseth

Everything is going swimmingly for the next big screen adaption of Superman, everyone’s second favourite Kryptonian. Lex Luthor is still super evil, Jimmy Olsen‘s keeping Kodak in business and Lois Lane‘s considering death by avalanche. Yes sir, the studio heads couldn’t be happier… …except they think Superman’s man-nana is hugely over-sized. Everything is going swimmingly [...]

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Angelina Jolie: A Lesbian, Not A Housewife

by Stuart Heritage

You know Angelina Jolie? Angelina Jolie the all-adopting friendly face of the UN with a slightly disappointing movie sideline? Turns out that Angelina Jolie is also a flipping lesbian as well. A Sky One documentary – Angelina – Saint Or Sinner? – was broadcast last night, and the show claimed that as well as having [...]

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Miami Vice Puts Colin Farrell In Rehab

by Stuart Heritage

Colin Farrell has it easy. If we’re feeling exhausted, we have to make do with a crappy footspa and a secondhand copy of George Benson’s Greatest Hits. But Colin Farrell just checks into rehab. Although, to be fair, Colin Farrell hasn’t just gone to rehab for exhaustion. Colin Farrell has gone into rehab for exhaustion [...]

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Brokeback Mountain: LA Film Critics Love Gay Cowboys

by Stuart Heritage

Now that it’s getting towards the end of the year, critics all over the world can begin to think about films that they – if not enjoy – make them look smart and clever and deep to all the ladies. And that began in earnest over the weekend as the Los Angeles Film Critics Association [...]

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Chronicles Of Narnia Kiddie-Acts All Over US Weekend Box Office Chart

by Stuart Heritage

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe has defied everyone who thought the film was probably a bit too Jesusy to reach the top of the US weekend box office chart. In it’s opening weekend, The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe took the giant amount of [...]

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Matt Damon Gets A Woman To Have His Baby

by Stuart Heritage

Matt Damon may be a more successful film actor than Ben Affleck, but Ben Affleck is much better at getting married and having a baby than Matt Damon. Until now, that is. Matt Damon reportedly has a baby on the way, and it is currently growing inside his fiance Luciana Barroso. Let’s hope that Matt [...]

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Angelina Jolie Sees Self In Fan’s Mystical Buttocks

by Shawn Lindseth

On Monday, Angelina Jolie chose to take the time out to take a picture with a fan. After which the fan reportedly turned around and dropped her drawers, completely exposing her fuzzy buttocks.  Angelina Jolie seemed a bit embarrassed by the whole thing, but – after likely waving off the gaseous haze and taking a [...]

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Claire Danes Friendly With The Ghastly Undead

by Shawn Lindseth

Claire Danes has likely seen many things on the sprawling isle of Manhattan:  The beautiful skyline, the flowing grass of central park, horses trotting down Broadway with lovers in tow, the horrors of phantoms and unsightly spectres walking secretly amongst the living… Probably moaning and the like… Claire Danes has likely seen many things on [...]

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Mel Gibson To Make Hot Potato Holocaust TV Show

by Stuart Heritage

Mel Gibson and the Jews have had a testy relationship since The Passion Of The Christ was accused of anti-Semitism. Now Mel Gibson is getting back into the ring to make a TV series about the Holocaust. All of which is controversial enough, but then add Mel Gibson’s Dad – Hutton Gibson – to the [...]

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