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Susan Boyle Gets A Donk Put On Her Arse
By Matthew Laidlow on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 11:30am | 5 Comments
Susan Boyle Gets A Donk Put On Her Arse Don't know what a donk is? If you've never come across one before then you may be set for an experience which is actually worse than chipping your own teeth out with a screwdriver.
It’s a fast paced annoying beat that is placed over a song and it doesn’t matter if the two are perfectly matched to a tee. Or are as mismatched as a blind man attempting to drive a car.
It now seems that Susan Boyle's Britain's Got Talent performance has been given the rubbish donk treatment.
Win A Ridiculous Amount Of Camden Crawl Stuff
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 4:30pm | One Comment
Win A Ridiculous Amount Of Camden Crawl Stuff The Camden Crawl is excellent - it's just like Glastonbury, except you've never heard of any of the bands and it's in Camden, so you run the very real risk of tripping over Amy Winehouse's comatose body at some point.
However, if you'd like to win a pair of all access tickets to this month's Camden ...
Celebrities That Care: What More Can I Give Video
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 1:00pm | 2 Comments
Over the last few days, what with Celine Dion ploughing through 6.5 million gallons of water in a year and Sharon Stone blaming the Chinese earthquake on karma, we've thought a lot about how much celebrities care.
And they care a lot. Celebrities, because they are celebrities, feel suffering much more strongly than anyone else. And ...
VIDEO: Hillary Clinton Is Effing Obama
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 1:30pm | One Comment

Remember when Sarah Silverman's video I'm Fucking Matt Damon came out and it was funny?

Yeah, seems so long ago, doesn't it. That was before I'm Fucking Seth Rogen came out and was less funny, and long before Jimmy Kimmel's I'm Fucking Ben Affleck came out and was about as funny as exploding mumps. Now the trend's

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EXCLUSIVE: Brand New Alesha Dixon For You I Will Video
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 6:45pm | 2 Comments

Alesha Dixon, remember her? Yes you do, she was the girl from Mis-Teeq who shouted everything like Pat Butcher impersonating a small dog. You know, the one whose husband had an affair with Javine off Eurovision.

OK, perhaps you know Alesha Dixon as the woman who won Strictly Come Dancing last year, beating such luminaries as That Woman Who Used

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BAD MUSIC: Ringo Starr, Liverpool 8
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, January 25, 2008 at 11:00am | 6 Comments

Yes, we know we've already used the video to Ringo Starr's new single Liverpool 8 in another post, but it's so awful we've become obsessed with it. Actually obsessed, like that bloke from Zodiac.

Seriously, just watch Liverpool 8. It's so completely, utterly, unspeakably terrible that we're not even sure a human being could be responsible for it, let alone

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Watch The Super Furry Animals Run-Away Video
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, October 4, 2007 at 12:00pm | One Comment
Watch The Super Furry Animals Run-Away Video

Here are some quick facts: 1) Hey Venus! by the Super Furry Animals is one of the best albums of the year so far. 2) Run-Away is one of the best songs from Hey Venus! 3) The video for Run-Away has the shouty bloke from The IT Crowd coming over all Melody Nelson.

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You There! Win Money By Making A Les Savy Fav Video
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, August 24, 2007 at 12:00pm | One Comment
You There! Win Money By Making A Les Savy Fav Video

Now, hecklerspray likes Les Savy Fav, and so should you. And if Les Savvy Fav's trademark blend of angular indie rock energy and frightening intelligence don't rock your world, then maybe winning 1,000 of Les Savy Fav's money will prick up your ears.

After two years of inactivity Les Savy Fav are back,

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